Science Proves Once And For All Why Dogs Are Man’s Best Friend
WSJ – With half as many neurons in their cerebral cortex as cats—and half the attitude, some would say—dogs are often taken to be the less intelligent domestic partner. While dogs drink out of the toilet, slavishly follow their master and need a chaperone to relieve themselves, cats hunt self-sufficiently and survey their empire with a regal gaze. But cats beware. Research in recent years has finally revealed the genius of dogs. Even the dog’s closest relative, the wolf, beat its cousin when food was placed on the opposite side of a fence, as shown in a 1982 study by Harry and Martha Frank of the University of Michigan. When the experimenters showed dogs a human rounding the fence first, the dogs could solve the problem immediately. This is the secret to the genius of dogs: It’s when dogs join forces with us that they become special. Nowhere is this clearer than when dogs are reading our gestures. Every dog owner has helped her dog find a lost ball or treat by pointing in the right direction. No other animal—not even our closest relatives, bonobos and chimpanzees—can interpret our gestures as flexibly as dogs. So are dogs smarter than cats? Species are designed by nature to be good at different things.
And there you have it. The most conclusive evidence in the history of mankind on why dogs are better than cats and every other animal on the planet for that matter. Sure by themselves dogs are just ordinary creatures cruising through life looking for meaning. But the second they team up with humans they become some sort of super geniuses. Connecting with humans on a real level that no other species can do. Reading our cues, understanding our feelings, basically dedicating their lives to make our lives better. Dogs were created for one reason and one reason only. To live with and bring joy to humans and vice versa. Man’s best friend indeed. Meanwhile cats were created to be smug assholes.


Renee is my best friend, I point her in the direction of lost balls all the time
Dogs suck
for someone who loves dogs so much it’s weird you don’t own one
Who is prez kidding? His best friends are a bottle of Jergens lotion, a box of tissues and Teen Beat magazine.
I’d rather have a cat than that ‘min pin’ lap rat you call a dog
@JackofSpades I’m pretty sure Prez owns a dog.
“Dogs were created for one reason and one reason only:” To lick Creamy Jif off of our boners.
Don’t want to get into an argument but Polar Beers are the best/awesomeess animal in the world
what a great sports blog this site has become
And yes pres you aren’t a dog owner. You own a very large rodent. Get a real dog bro, not a kardashian thing
@dinky, Pres owns a barking football, not a dog
@salo – I hit that large rodent part of your comment and bust out laughing. Yeah Pres nothing says mogul like a dog you can fit into a purse
You hate cats so much I’m starting to think you had a traumatic experience with pussy.. Cat.. When growing up
check out “Dogs decoded” or “Science of Dogs” on Netflix. Both awesome documentaries onto why there is such a bond between dogs and humans
El pres is getting his monthly features in early this month. Sophie Turner and a dog blog, and it’s only the 4th of the month.
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Well Put Prez. “The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have” is the truth, great line. There’s only one guy I hate more than Ray Lewis…….Vick, Dog Killer is worst than what Ray did
i don’t have a dog for the same reason i don’t have kids: they’re cute sometimes, but they’re WAAAAAAAYYYYY too much responsibility. anything that i can’t leave by itself for 2 or 3 days just isn’t for me.
also, i all of a sudden have a mouse problem at my ghetto-ass apartment, and my cat is having the time of his life while taking care of the problem. a dumbass dog would probably just try to play with it. that’s why i like cats: low maintenence, and they’re straight killers.