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18 Responses to This Penguin Is An Assface

1. 
   by times new broman on October 18, 2011 at 5:28 pm

   Low life pieces of shit is what they are
2. 
   by bronamath on October 18, 2011 at 1:29 pm

   i think your sarcastic posts about animals and little kids are by far the best material you put out, pres. this was hiarious, A+ blog
3. 
   by PBR_GUY on October 18, 2011 at 5:31 pm

   I feel like having a Bud Ice now.
4. 
   by sj39 on October 18, 2011 at 1:33 pm

   When I was a kid I used to devise ways to steal a penquin from the zoo. Cute little fuckers.
5. 
   by mattsh20 on October 18, 2011 at 1:42 pm

   Penguin must be African American.
6. 
   by otwisted on October 18, 2011 at 1:44 pm

   It obvious this Mulatto Penguin gets his criminal behavior from the black side of the family.
7. 
   by Internet Cowboy on October 18, 2011 at 1:44 pm

   Hey Dave,
   Nice voice over…
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
8. 
   by memory on October 18, 2011 at 1:45 pm

   this is funny
9. 
   by corylidleflymehome on October 18, 2011 at 1:46 pm

   lot of those penguins showing their black half just sitting around waiting for the 1st of the month and the check to come in while Ralph busts his ass
10. 
    by bostonhomie on October 18, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    Their beaks remind me of your nose
11. 
    by cripes on October 18, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    Video A+, Comments A+, Blog B
12. 
    by Murray Chadwick on October 18, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    fucking prick.

    #OccupySouthPole
13. 
    by BostonPancake on October 18, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    Good shyt prez. I cant stop laughing.
14. 
    by boobsalad33 on October 18, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Not sure why but this made me laugh my ass off. That one penguin was just working his balls off and the thief is gonna have the best place to hang out. He’s gonna be the Tommy Lee of the penguin world with a club in his crib. You know tuxedos wouldbe the dress code.. cum everywhere.
15. 
    by BostonPancake on October 18, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    Ha I just noticed the fat piece of shit just laying on his nest at the 1:48 mark watching these crimes unfold. too funny.
16. 
    by skip on October 18, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    Looks pretty tough to get pussy up there, they should think about captivity way easier to get laid. 
17. 
    by MillarsMuffintop on October 18, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    Definitely a maneuver my girlfriend would pull. Chicks man.
18. 
    by LakeTahoe on October 18, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    snake it til you make it penguin