Selena Gomez Plans On Proposing To Justin Bieber With a Mangagement Ring On Christmas
National Enquirer – JUSTIN BIEBER is going to find a big surprise “Under the Mistletoe” – an engagement ring from his girlfriend SELENA GOMEZ! The 19-year-old Disney star knows a proposal will show Justin, who was recently hit with an ugly paternity lawsuit, that she’ll always stand by him, sources say.
Fucking Bieber. Power move and a half right here. Ordinarily in a situation like this I’d say something like “I wish I was a fly in the wall to see how Bieber reacted to this” But here is the thing. I already know how this will go down. Selena will be dressed in her finest lingerie. She’ll crawl over to Bieber on her hands and knees and beg him to marry her. Bieber will calmly point to his dick and Selena will blow him like her life depended on it. After he shoots his load in her face he’ll order Selena to cook him dinner and he’ll think about the offer. God this kid has so much swag I can’t stand it.
What in the fuck is a “Management Ring”???
Fuck reading is what I say!!!
Nice try Pres, 1000% sure shefucks him with a strap-on
Sack like a sacker…
That actually sounds very accurate. How bad do you wish you were Selena Gomez on Christmas right now? A bieber load to the face would definitely complete your wish list.
Do you think Selena has gotten her period yet?
Did you really just quote the national enquirer? Really?
Did you really just quote the national enquirer? Really?
Not sure what’s gayer here, Beibs getting a Mangagement Ring, or your obvious obsession with Bieber’s tiny boy-prick.
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For the record, I believe the only men who wear engagement rings are the “women” in a Man-Man couple.
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Also for the record, I believe an un-natural fascination with the sexual parts of someone of the same sex makes you a homo.
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Either way we both lose, Johnny.
Did he knock that bitch up or what? Just get him on Maury already.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SPORTS WEBSITE,
THIS IS TMZ, ENQUIRE FEMININE GARBAGE!
THE LOGO FOR THE STOOL SHOULD BE FLIPPED OVER FOR YOU TO SIT ON!!!!
^ A sports website. That’s funny.
If you keep blogging about Bieber I’m done reading your blogs. Stop trying to be the contrarian and telling us how awesome Bieber is when we all know hes just a little douchebag.
damn bieber you lucky fuck.. but hoenstly he probably wont accept. if you can smash 10 million girls between the ages of 16-22 and you are 17.. you would not get engaged
I agree def getting fucked with a strap on is more beibers thing than getting blown by a disney slut
we’re using the national enquirer for blogging material now huh? ok carry on
bieber is an idiot, he should be jeter jr by now, but instead is about to marry his first. idiot.
YOu wish you were a fly “IN” the wall? Actually I wish you were a fly in the wall too.
The only way he would cum all over her face is if she was actually a he. Then I see it.
Dave, your 30something years old, the only reason I know who these two people are is because of this website. Let’s move on to topics more beftting the demographic here.
@ Fore : The pre-pubescent girl/late-blooming boy-teen demographic IS the target audience, dude. The mid-30 and over crowd is fast becoming unwelcome here.
You know how I know you are gay Pres?