Do not ask this guy to turn on the bathroom fan when he takes a shit or you're asking for trouble http://t.co/cEpSmyg9jk
RT @jmchisholm: @gintautasd snags sit-down with @stoolpresidente "internet baron" to talk mayor's race. I http://t.co/CyuXrOYP8N #bospoli
Solid defense
wow
He does it everytime cameras come on him @toekneetino: @stoolpresidente please tell me you've seen that squid asking his chick for a kiss
We tried to make an office Call Me Maybe video a month ago or so. Before every Tom Dick and Harry was doing it. It didn’t work because I’m the only funny/sexy one in the office. Go figure. Here is an outtake.
PS – Ladies don’t finger blast yourself too hard.
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To the Stoolies:
May you seek glory this weekend, striding as a god amongst men. Above the squalor, above the mundane struggle that all are bound and, in doing so, know true joy, satisfaction, and victory. The world may seem daunting and hard but those with enough will can crush it and drink the sweet nectar contained within.
damn, prez… just come out of the closet… we won’t be mad bro
Not sure who shakes their tits better…Pres or Kate Upton
you realize most guys your age cant stand this song because they hear their tween daughters listening to it nonstop, right? you are on a completely different level. in a terrible way.
Blubber Everywhere!!!
pull your fucking pants up you fat slob piece of shit
I CANT BELIEVE. WHAT I JUST SAW!!!
pres. so hot right now. pres
Your so far out of touch I can’t tell if you do it on purpose or not?
hardo heel
And someone married that?
I just crosbysbrain’ed everywhere
that prezy dick just everywhere
Numero Two – its people like you that make this website gayer and gayer…
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as disgusting as that was, im literally in tears laughing, too funny
I’m not even sure what to call your body type. You look like you’re stuffed with mashed potatoes.
who is that guy?
It’s okay Pres, I wanted to have nightmares for the next 5 months. So thank you for this
Your head bones connected to your neck bone…your neck bones connected to your arm pit bone
is that el pres’ tool at :06????
Fuck you dalesturtevant, Numero Two has done more for this website than you’ve done for anything in your life, he’s a comment section warrior
Body type is amoeba. Complete lack of density
I just threw up in my mouth and i wasn’t even eating any
I just shit my pants and I wasn’t even wearing any
This just gave me explosive diarrhea
Don’t know if I just threw up cause of the hangover or that disgusting shit I just saw
I love how you pretend you did this a month ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY
El Pres has really mastered this whole “act like a complete douchebag” act….