Shawn Thornton Gets 40 Stitches…Tries To Attack Blackhawk Bench on the Way Out
(This is what Pres doesn’t get about hockey players. They ain’t pussies)
If there was a game that the Bs might’ve mailed in down the stretch run, last night was likely it—a visit by a nearly-desperate defending Cup champion Blackhawks team playing for their playoff lives against a home team hoping to stay healthy for a lengthy playoff run that has, more than once this year, shit the bed.
Instead, fans were treated to an entertaining 3-0 Bruins win that featured yet another Tim Thomas shutout and saw Mark Recchi become the 12th leading point getter in NHL history when his second period assist pushed him past Paul Coffey on the all-time list (he was given a standing O by the Garden crowd). He nows sits 47 points behind Ray Bourque and lets hope he stays there because after the game, the future HHOF member proclaimed that this will indeed be his last season if the Bruins win the Cup.
Tim Thomas must have heard the several days of chatter suggesting that perhaps Carey Price or Henrik Lundqvist was a more worthy Vezina Trophy winner because, after a brief hiccup, Tank reverted back to his season-long form in his last four stars, winning all four games (two shutouts) with ridiculous numbers of 0.50 and .983. Never mind Vezina, Thomas’ name belongs in the MVP discussion, though realistically he has a better chance of winning the Lester Pearson/Ted Lindsay Award than the Hart Trophy (the former is voted on by the players and the latter by the hockey media).
The game did have a pretty scary moment when Shawn Thornton caught a skate just above his right eye in the second period. Leaking like the victim of a World Star Hip Hop video, the rugged forward immediately headed for the bench. But a few feet from the door, he immediately turned for the Blackhawks’ bench after one of them said something to really piss him off. Lucky for whoever the big mouth was, Thornton was restrained by referee Don VanMassenhoven before he could get at anybody. According to Thornton, the referee also admonished the Hawks for their shitty behavior (and yes, talking shit to a guy when he nearly lost his eye is much different than claiming an organization—not a player—milked an injury). Still, a part of me wishes that a raging, bloody Shawn Thornton was able to ragdoll a mouthy prick with half his forehead hanging off.
But overall, a good night for the Bs. Rather than hitting the snooze button, the team was engaged and looked like they want to fine-tune their game on the eve of the playoffs. The result was a quality win over a quality opponent that can only increase the team’s confidence with just six games to go. Next up is Toronto tomorrow night at the Garden.
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Nice blog RA! I’m dying to hear what was said to Thornton…though we’ll never know I imagine. Probably something like “nice forhead vagina”
Glad to see Timmy get his GAA back under 2…now 1.96 with a .940 save %. Nuts!
“Leaking like the victim of a World Star Hip Hop video,”
bestl line you ever had broski
PS no one cares about hockey until its playoff time, then the fair weather B’s fans show up and cheer, FACT
BlackDude, stop sucking my dick.
Actually this is why people call hockey fans stupid…… because I don’t think any one has called a hockey player pussy.
Rear Admiral, good one, have one of you hockey puck boys swallow your load, youre what elpres was talking about it
real question for you, are one of those guys that rocks his jersey over his shirt and tie or do you just rock the jersey with a bandanna on and act tough?
Bruins will advance farther in the Stanley Cup Playoffs than the Celtics will go in their playoff run. FACT
I wonder if Thornton will start wearing a shield now. The dummy was an inch away from losing an eyeball. Does that make him tough or retarded?
carlsweetchuck retarded
BlackDude would wear a Visor
Thornton No way
Why don’t you go monitor Rondo’s sore “Pinky” BlackDude.
Thornton said. “Obviously I can’t swear when I talk to [the media]. There was some stuff said that I’m not happy about. I’m going to find out who it was and I will deal with it in my own way”—%100 pure BADASS!!!
GOAT, not sure who you go to basketball from Hockey, elpres was right, go figure, bash another sport because your sport blows cock like Elpres
Am I supposed to be impressed that he made a feeble attempt at the other teams bench? Oh man he is tough as shit! Hockey players are so full of themselves and hockey fans are as delusional as ever. Stop bringing up the fact that fighting is allowed because guess what, the fights are nowhere close to the badassness of what they used to be. Guys are lucky if they get one good punch in, the rest is just grabass pulling each others sweaters and shit.
You mean “how” Shithead?
Last time I checked no other sport polices themselves (for the most part cause the NHL is uneven with their suspensions) .. I’ve seen other sports athletes try and fight, would rather watch a german scheisse film.
You’re right Pres, now where near as exciting as baseball and Bball
BlackDude, could you please shut the fuck up, you’re not funny or witty…..just annoying
BlackDude, I’m not so sure about that, hockey is getting back to how it was in the late 80′s and early 90′s here, the passion is back. The Garden has been sold out for almost 70 straight now. Either way, even if it’s fair weather fans showing up for the playoffs, no sport has a more intense playoff.
@ black dude
A) your comments dont even make sense
B) anyone in the nhl could beat the shit out of you and same with you dontputitoutwithyourbootsted
Black Dude,
As if it’s any different for the NBA? All sports where 16 teams make the playoffs, the regular season just doesn’t mean much.
And there are alot more fair weather C’s fans than B’s fans.
That Vid was sooo chill
LOL I love the idiot that cites the “70 straight garden sellouts” as evidence that the DBruins are back”. No, dumdum, Bruins fans are just suckers. I don’t recall the Celtics blowing multiple 3-1 series leads in their history nor are they on the infamous 3-0 series choke list like the Bruins nor is the Celtics owner an absentee owner that could give 2 shits about his team.
When the inevitable Bruins collapse happens, please come back to this blog and detail why you continually waste time and money on this sorry team.
Bruins fans are real fans you tool, just wait til the big 3 for the Celtics is gone and see how the attendance does. Celtics fans are as bad as Red Sox fans in this city.
Please tell me how Jacobs is an absentee owner when he basically handed the team over to Cam Neely and is spending the max amount of money. I will come back on this blog if they lose and I will continue to support them because I am a real fan.
Basketball sucks and you are a faggot.
Agreed, basketball is fucking awful to watch. a black man’s soap opera, can’t stand all the whining.
B’s looked real sharp last night, skated chicago all night. timely performance.
Also, Shawno is the man. straight up
dont talk shit about the hawks, especially since the bruins havent won the cup since 71, pussies.
so the hawks just got shutout by pussies? haha ok pal. pretty sad the hawks are fighting for a playoff spot the year after they won the cup..nice squad.
hockey players are not pussies, no one says that its a hard hitting intense sport, FACT. Fact is though it sucks on TV i rather watch a blank screen than hockey. FACT celtics will go again farther than the Bruins and will have twice folds better ratings. I like the bruins but wtf have they done?
Whats funny is these ass clowns coming on here putting down hockey yet, 3/4 of them could care less about the Pats until the mid 90′s and half didnt give 2 shits about the Celtics until the big 3 were put together. Dont even get me started on the Sox, because I remember being able to go and get Sox tickets on a regular basis up until about 2002, when all of a sudden it was trendy to be a Sox fan and join “Red Sox Nation” Yes that B’s have been unfortunate in the title dept. but they have the most loyal fans out of any major sport in Boston.
and plymouthstatetreez, dude u are a basketball fan, how can you put down any other sports that are on tv. Basketball is the worst sport to watch on tv, especially the NBA, I have never seen a sport where its athletes jogged and walked the whole time. Pathetic!!! A root canal is more exciting than b-ball on tv
God I hate the NBA vs NHL arguments. I realized that it is pointless. The NBA will always be more popular cause it is a simple game, put the ball in the hoop. No real gameplans or strategy. The most talented team always wins and its easy to gamble on.
Hockey requires way to much attention and passion to follow, with crazy rules like offsides, and the puck is small and talented players actually have to hustle and get beat up to earn what a bench player in the NBA makes that plays 5 minutes a game.
You could not pay me to watch an NBA game, the absolute worst professional sport in America. And where were the C’s fans before Garnett, oh I remember all 14,000 chanting MVP for Kobe in the Garden. I would rip my own eyeballs out before I ever chanted MVP for what is suppose to be my worst rival.
How about you check the ratings for Bruins vs Celtics, they are closer than you think.
When the NHL playoffs begin, there are 16 teams that honestly have a shot at the cup, last year’s east finals was a 7 vs 8 seed.
When NBA playoffs begin there are 4-5 teams that honeslty have a chance of winning. If a 7 or 8 seed win 2 games in a round the world stops rotating
Better murder the fucking Leafs tomorrow, I swear to god.
Belichick4pres
somone did
6.47 for the C’s
3.00 for the B’s
and now i can commment again, so go fuck yourselves everyone!
i meant someone did, look at the last post from elpres, someone put the rating there, double for the C’s
blackdude, get the fuck out. go jump on subbans dick. the nba is black peoples’ soccer. a bunch of pussies diving everywhere. of course there are dives in hockey but there are also beatdowns, skates to the fucking face, and heads to the stantions. plus nhl players (most of them) are the classiest athletes out there. just tough and gritty and underpayed.
Celtics are actually averaging 4.7. Their best season ever on Comcast. Bruins were averaging 3.0 prior to the Montreal Game which was a 6.6, Highest ever in NESN Bruins history.
I just want playoff hockey and basketball to start already. Throw in some Sox games and I’ll be living the life.
@rondohed: true dat Celtics and bruins are from the same town why is there an argument, both should go deep into the playoffs, why not have 2 banners to hang in the Garden give the Celtics there 18th and the bruins there 6th
thornton says you fuckin jew right at 0:45