Miley Cyrus tits hello....And yes being on the West Coast severly hammers my twittering ability
Is there a bigger group of pussies on the planet than the don't look directly at a solar eclipse crowd. Fuck that. I'm looking right at it
Do it! @l_ho_2012: RT“@Christina_Cha: Wow... There is a petition for me to be on @Playboy. Interesting. What do you think? Ehhh...”
RT @ericmee5: @stoolpresidente try sticking the scissors in it
I'm in a hotel where the air conditioning sucks. Tis a fate worse than death
As crazy as it sounds this video stands for everything Barstool Sports is about and why god created the Internet. A video that is 13seconds long and includes chicks in bikinis and faceplants. People who don’t read the Stool will probably be like what the fuck is Pres talking about? Everybody else will just like “totally”. It’s so simple yet so beautiful. And…..we’re done…
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“Aaaaaand we’re done” literally made me laugh out loud at my desk
What was the end-game here? Poor execution all around.
Tits, ass, disaster, hilarity. That’s BSS.
Thats what you get for humming a fucking techno song. No ones dancing now!
i love how the blonde chick looks at the curb a good 7 feet before they go over and instead of yelling STOP decides to keep yelling nonsense. classic.
aaaaaaw are you bleedin? yeeeaaaaaa youre bleedin..
I want to kill myself at work right now, so fucking bored. this vid gave me 5 secs on entertainment, got 2 hours to go
How does my asphalt taste?
hey Zolak, you were annoying as fuck last night during the broadcast of the Pats game, shut the fuck up, you sucked as a QB, don’t tell us what Brady is thinking or doing, you don’t know
At least the beers in the cooler are alright.
UH OH
Who got it worse? The blonde or brunette? It looks like the brunette drove the blondes head into the pavement while the brunette smashed her nose and mouth into the pavement. The blonde may also have some kind of shoulder injury to even out the carnage. After watching this 50 times, I will have to vote brunette.
p.s. That’s what they get for hanging out with d-bags…
totally
there, I said it. Happy?
» uvmbasspro said: { Aug 27, 2010 – 02:08:54 }
Who got it worse? The blonde or brunette?
The brunette, definitely. Grinding your nose off and shattering your teeth on the pavement is MUCH worse than a concussion and a dislocated shoulder, everyday and twice on Sundays.
She was probably the body-double for that Afghan girl on the cover of Time Magazine last month.
A +
“Aaaaand we’re done”… usually what I say after 2 pumps w my chick
Ohhhh Myyy Loooord
Grade: B+
Great video, nice way to end the blog post, yet, could have gone the extra distance with a lil effort
how did that chick standing up not have time to get her hands up top cushion the fall….like does anyone face plant with that amount of time to prevent it…classic
Oh ya it’s all fun and games until hot babe kisses pavement.
Didnt you Mother teach you better ?
I thought this was supposed to be a sports blog?
looks like Johnny Knoxville and Joe Francis are teaming up…
I thought this blog was all about Adam Lambert, The Bachelorette, Jersy Shore and every other retarded reality show.
I know it USED to be about midgets and tits and making fun of people. Those were the good old days in early 2009.