Should the Patriots Welcome Back Randy Moss?
Sports Grid – Randy Moss just held a live video chat session on USTREAM, in which he said he’s coming back to the NFL next season. Yep. “Hopefully I can get on a team,” the seven-time Pro Bowler said, “Hopefully I can finish this thing the way I wanted to.” On August 1, 2011, Moss retired from football. At the time, he seemed conflicted about it, and during the USTREAM chat, he mentioned that he needed to straighten some things out in his life. Welp, it sounds like those things have been straightened (hooray therapy!), because Randy Moss is coming back to football.
I know this story is a day or so old. And it’s not like I didn’t see it before. It’s just that when it comes to blogging Patriots stories, I’m still not fully recovered. I’m more like Maverick getting back into the cockpit after Goose died. No knock on Merlin, but I’m still a little shellshocked and struggling to get my bearings. But my country needs me so here goes.
Should the Patriots take a flyer on Randy Moss? Obviously they’re the team he’s thinking about when he says he’s coming back. These were the best years of his life. He was loved here. Respected. A part of something. Not to mention the year before last the Pats put him on waivers and the only team to put a claim on him was Tennessee. And within two months he couldn’t get off their sidelines. Last year, NO team was interested in him. So that leaves only the Patriots.
In Moss’ favor, he was one of the rare receivers to be able to grasp this offense. My theory on the Pats side-read-heavy scheme is that there’s zero learning curve. You either get it or you don’t. Welker, Hernandez and Gronk picked it up right away. Deion Branch was away for years and got back into it like he’d never left. But solid, established NFL wideouts like Doug Gabriel and Joey Galloway never got it and never would have. And they’ve had no success plugging draft picks into it. Bethel Johnson never made it. Taylor Price had his whole rookie season to learn it and was gone a month into his sophomore year. Chad Ochocinco Johnson may yet prove me wrong, but no one has ever struggled in this system and then suddenly flip a switch and grasped it. But Moss? The Patriots offense came as naturally to him as humping your leg is to a dog. Plus he’s such a freakish athlete if anyone could step back into it and produce it would be him.
But on the other hand, it just doesn’t feel right. I mean, who’s ever been away from the game for a year, comes back and has it work out? It’s like going back to your parents house after you moved out. It’s always just awkward and weird. And let’s not forget Moss shot his way out of town. The team didn’t take the cheese and make a big deal out of it, but coming off a big win Moss was focused entirely on himself and next year’s contract and forced a trade. And once they brought Branch back to replace him, they were flat out a better, more cohesive team. As much fun as Moss was to have around, I think it’s best left to memories. We’ll always have Paris. But as much as they could use an-outside-the-numbers X-receiver deep threat, I’d rather see Brandon Lloyd, who said he’ll follow Josh McDaniels anywhere than move Randy back into his old room. @JerryThornton1
On the other hand, he might move a lot of old Stool t-shirt inventory, so whatever they decide to do…


If he can still catch the ball why the hell not
Nope, the free agent WR class is deep with younger talent than Moss. Bring in Brandon Lloyd, he is already familiar with McDaniels’ offense.
For chunp change i would do it. but old and selfish is not a good combo.
Lloyd is a much better option…he’ll be a patriot soon.
not a pats fan but i appreciate the work, jerry… slow clap*
That’s not true though right – there are no more of those shits are there? I have emailed prez twice and he never got back to me – but I have wanted one of those shirts for two years now. PREZ – GET AT ME, MAN. I WANT THAT SHIRT.
Generally like the guy, respect his unprecedented natural talent, but no thank you.
This ship has already sailed. Move on to Lloyd, Colston, or even Wayne.
I say let him tryout like everyone else and if he can’t make it or doesn’t have it anymore they can cut him. should be obvious one way or the other by the time preseason rolls around
Why not? He wants to play here, wants to win, and will probably take a small salary. He kept shenanigans to a minimum for the most part, give him a shot.
Give me Randall Gene Moss or give me death… We can sign him for a fraction of what ocho was getting and he will give us 10 imes the production… guaranteed.
Rare receiver to grasp this offense? All he did was go deep, take the top off the defense, pretty easy to grasp that
A million times yes. Time to call time on the Ocho experiment.
Remember those crestfallen pressers Moss gave after he left Foxboro? I think the dude would be back there like a shot if the call came.
Agree with Fire Scott (also agree Pres should fire Scott). Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to tell a guy to run as fast and far down the sidelines and a ball may be coming to you. Moss rarely went across the middle and when he did he was always lookin for who was gonna hit him. Loved the guy, will always be a Patriot but can’t go backwards here. He’ll probably end up on the Jets with Plax moving on anyway.
“It’s like going back to your parents house after you moved out. It’s always just awkward and weird.”
Well done sir.
Anyone that wants Moss back is a raging idiot.
I think they should forget about Moss and go after punter, Josh Scobee. What do you think, Jerry?
Sure man, take him back… I mean, Giants beat the Pats with Randy, without Randy, doesn’t really matter. Basically, however you’d feel better losing the “Re-rematch / Re-revenge armagedon-hopefully this one really shuts you losers up-match” is good with me. if having moss makes you feel like you guys are actually putting in the time and effort, then that’s great man, good luck dooshbags!
enough with this moss talk shit, its like a mini/local-brett favre story. he’s DONE. get Brady a legit deep threat who wasnt born the in the fucking 1970s
@cleanitup – enjoy making the playoffs once in the next 3 years……
As a ball boy, cheerleader, locker room attendant, F.O.B. (Friend of Bill’s…friend of Brady’s), supplier of high quality weed once Kevin Faulk gets cut…yeah, bring him back. As a player? Taking-up one of the 53 spots? HAHAHAHA come on now, that ship has sailed.
Like trying to get back and fuck the old girlfirend that got away. Yes, oh , yes oh yes I want you back baby! I might even cry if it helps move this along.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruhFmBrl4GM&feature=related
Moss still has it. Hes the kind of guy that when he wants to play he can still play. When he doesnt wanna play he just doesnt play. Brooke High School VS Dupont High School 1993 West Virginia State Championships, Randy Moss smoked me deep twice. Im proud to say i got toasted by Randy Moss. Funny thing was that Jason Williams(NBA PG) was his QB and nobody even realized that shit. We also got crushed by them twice in basketball that year. 102-48 and 99-53. Bring the Kid back New England, he isnt done yet.
They’ll get Brandon Llloyd and sign Welker maybe Branch for cheap and with the TE’s there’s nothing left for Moss.
Jerry, let’s stay away from the “Patriots offense is really fucking tough to understand” argument. Just because 85 under performed this season does not mean there is a major learning curve. Moss, Welker, and Stallworth were all new to the offense in 2007 and they had no issues adjusting – hell, they even set records. Also, Gronk and Hernandez seemed to adjust pretty fucking well as ROOKIE TIGHT ENDS in 2010.
And come on, it’s not like he ran many intricate routes – he pretty much went deep and that was it. Nothing against him, but I don’t think there’s much “learning” to involved there.
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