So in case you missed it last night, Siobhan Magnus opened with Wicked Game.    I almost passed out when Seacrest said she was singing a Chris Issac song before they cut to commercial break.   I instantly called 912 and was like “Operator, please tell me you know another Chris Issac song besides Wicked Game.”    I just knew it was a horrible song choice.   Oh and before people call me gay for knowing a Chris Issac song, you’re gay if you don’t know it because everybody with a dick beat off to that video growing up so shove it.     Anyway, luckily Siobhan was able to power through it just because her voice is so good, but that type of song choice won’t cut it going forward.     How upset was I with it?  Well I literally got out of bed at 1am and wrote down a list of songs she should be singing instead.    That’s how serious I take this shit.   I’m thinking since she’s a local girl somebody reading the Stool has to have access to this girl right?    Somebody needs to tell her to pay attention.    Because I am laying out the road map for her on how to win Idol this year.   If she just sticks with my beats she’ll cruise to the championship.     Now brace yourself because what you’re about to read is pure Idol magic.

Man Who Sold The World – Fucking Brilliant

 

Week After

 

 

Trust me there is a lot more where those two songs came from.   I’m just oozing with song choices.     Come on Siobhan!   Wake up!    We need to build up the alternative, unpopular, glass blower apprentice image.  That’s what’s going to put asses in the seats.   Dress the part.  Play the part.  Let’s do this!     And in case you think I’m joking just scroll through some of these beauties.    Do you see the vibe I’m going for?  Do you see it?  Pure genius.