Slut Injured Having Sex On Business Trip Successfully Sues For Workman’s Comp
News.au – A WOMAN who was injured while having sex in her hotel room during a work trip is entitled to compensation. In the Federal Court today Justice John Nicholas ruled that the woman was injured during her “course of employment”. The woman’s barrister argued that sex was an “ordinary incident of life” in a hotel room, much like showering and sleeping.
No brainer. Just one of the absolute no brainer decisions in the history of earth. The barrister (fancy word for lawyer I presume?) nailed it. Sex in a hotel room is the same as showering or sleeping. You stay in a hotel room and you have no choice but to fuck. It just happens. I’ve been trying to explain this to the First Lady ever since the Blackout Tour started. Having sex in a hotel room isn’t cheating. It’s just like brushing my teeth. Natural course of events on the road. So if you get injured during a work trip obviously you get workman’s comp. Duh.
Game changer.
(barrister, fancy word for lawyer I presume?)
Barstool, come for the humour, stay for the learnin
So you’re gonna claim workers comp when your ass starts bleeding.
this story is from Australia, Australia is a common law country. In common law countries lawyers are split into two groups: barristers and solicitors. THE MORE YOU KNOW
the US is a common law country…
“fancy word for lawyer I presume?”
Sounds like someone is ready Fancy Nancy books.
I emailed this story to KFC from Sydney today with the hope someone would write something funny about it. Oh well I guess we can’t always get what we want.
Dro Man better bring back Johnny Cochrane because the lawsuits are about to start pouring in.
I buy this 100%. My old lady does shit for me in hotel rooms she doesn’t do anywhere else. Hotel room sex > home sex hands down. And more dangerous, too.
I thought barrister = pimp. glad i follow the stool otherwise i’d be a dum dum
Seriously, how many times do you think Davey Pageviews has cheated on the first lady. I give an over/under of 4.5, and YES, oral counts
Her asshole got blowed out i’m assuming?
Pictures???????
Isn’t this the same thing KFC posted like a year ago? His blog killed this one
i gotta meet the First Lady. her sense of humor must be second to none.
@eeenigma – That same question could be asked for First Lady. Over/under of 4.5 a week.
apologies huskies, in common law countries that follow the British version of common law, America is common law but a different version