News.au – A WOMAN who was injured while having sex in her hotel room during a work trip is entitled to compensation. In the Federal Court today Justice John Nicholas ruled that the woman was injured during her “course of employment”. The woman’s barrister argued that sex was an “ordinary incident of life” in a hotel room, much like showering and sleeping.


No brainer. Just one of the absolute no brainer decisions in the history of earth. The barrister (fancy word for lawyer I presume?) nailed it. Sex in a hotel room is the same as showering or sleeping. You stay in a hotel room and you have no choice but to fuck. It just happens. I’ve been trying to explain this to the First Lady ever since the Blackout Tour started. Having sex in a hotel room isn’t cheating. It’s just like brushing my teeth. Natural course of events on the road.  So if you get injured during a work trip obviously you get workman’s comp. Duh.