If this story was already discussed when I was on my honeymoon I apologize. But this is like the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Honestly I don’t even know what I’m supposed to say here. Like if this was a Funny or Die skit I’d totally believe it and be talking about how this chick can walk backwards right onto my dick, blah, blah, blah. Something so crude and hilarious that people would literally be pissing themselves right now. But it’s not. It’s real life. So if I say something nasty here, I’m pretty sure God will totally hold it against me forever and rightfully so. Therefore, I’ll just say it’s always sad to see a bonafied smokeshow get disabled by the flu shot and leave it at that. Sorry but I just don’t feel like going to hell today.