Smoking Hot Redskins Cheerleader Disabled By Flu Shot
If this story was already discussed when I was on my honeymoon I apologize. But this is like the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Honestly I don’t even know what I’m supposed to say here. Like if this was a Funny or Die skit I’d totally believe it and be talking about how this chick can walk backwards right onto my dick, blah, blah, blah. Something so crude and hilarious that people would literally be pissing themselves right now. But it’s not. It’s real life. So if I say something nasty here, I’m pretty sure God will totally hold it against me forever and rightfully so. Therefore, I’ll just say it’s always sad to see a bonafied smokeshow get disabled by the flu shot and leave it at that. Sorry but I just don’t feel like going to hell today.
at least she can do back handsprings…
but in all seriousness, it is sad to see somebody that beautiful fall victim to something like that… sucks…
fuck getting a flu shot
That is so fucked. Luckily I’m not beautiful or talented enough to anger the flu shot into cursing me for life.
Gettin married made u a pussy
they had a bunch of medical experts saying the flu shot couldn’t create these side effects and that the symptoms are most likely mental, like she believes she’s disabled so now she is…?
sounds crazy i know, just saying what the medical “experts” on tv were saying
jesus christ!
I will take my chances with the fucking flu.
If you’re under 80 years old and you get a flu shot you’re an enormous pussy. People have no confidence in their immune systems anymore.
Ya “experts”
I’m an expert in crazy and this shit is fucking crazy. I was supposed to get my flu shot today at 5 and I no longer will be attending because I AM beautiful and talented enough to anger the flu shot.
Seriously though I haven’t felt this bad for someone in a long time.
shouldn’t this blog be about the husband?
I wonder if she has to everything backwards?
Am i the only one that was died laughing right after she stopped running?
apparenly i ha a nuerological disorder, where i can’t write a proper sentance either…
So. Not. Funny.
Looks like Pee Wee Herman doing the tequila dance
now THAT is how you do the stanky leg!
still bang the shit outta her
No, Adam Lambert made u a pussy
wait wait…she can run…walk backwards…but can’t walk forwards? what a fucked up disorder…this is some Awakenings shit…she’s a smoke though…fuck I’m torn…whatever I’d bang ol Jello legs
she looks like Elaine, from Seinfeld, dancing!!
with all that stuttering – you gotta figure BJs are out now.
on the bright side, the epilepsy must make for a wild ride.
Looks like it’s in the backdoor until medical science comes up with a cure.