So Baseball Prospectus blogged this yesterday. Pure 80’s Americana. Back when all that mattered in life was blow, baseball and unprotected sex just the way God intended. Honestly I read the description of Remy like 10 times and I still can’t tell whether it was really in the magazine or Baseball Prospectus made it up? I think it’s real, but either way it’s hilarious.  “Position – Infield/Sex God”    It’s got to hurt to only get a 5 on the buttocks scale though.  And yes Remy totally got Eck’s sloppy seconds.

 

PS – Phil Garner?  Game over.