So Manti Te’o is Gay Right?
Can we all talk about the giant pink elephant in the room for a second? Seriously this would have been my first question at the ND press conference last night. “So umm Manti Te’o is like gay right?” That’s exactly how I would have asked it too. Like he has to be. I mean there is no way you fake date a chick for a year and not realize she’s fake. That’s IMPOSSIBLE. You don’t meet her once? You skip her funeral. No red flags go up when she dies of Leukemia and then calls you up on the phone again 2 weeks later? Please. There is no chance in hell Manti Te’o wasn’t involved in this. Just like there is no way a heterosexual division 1 football stud would have a long distance relationship with a chick he’d never met. It’s preposterous. The only rational explanation is that him and Tuiasosopo are gay lovers and concocted this entire scheme. Why would they do that? Simple. To throw people off the scent. I mean I got to imagine being a gay Mormon football player at Catholic school like ND isn’t the easiest thing in the world. The best way to keep rumors at bay is have an imaginary girlfriend. And then when people start asking too many questions about her you just kill her off. Then nobody can say shit. You can’t question somebody who says their girlfriend just died from Leukemia. That’s like a free pass to stay in the closet for 2 years. I can just picture it now. Some ND frat kid being like “is Te’o gay? I never see him with chicks? NO ASSHOLE HIS GIRLFRIEND DIED OF LEUKEMIA! Fucking Brilliant.
Hey Manti, how’s your girlfriend doing? “She got hit by a truck, she’s dead.” JK LOL
Well said…never thought this, but Te’o sucks dick with his butt for sure
the ancient hawaiian legend has it…
ND doesn’t have frats
Gotta hand it to Te’o, bro has already out crazied O.J. and he hasn’t even been drafted yet.
University of “Our Lady” = homo factory.
ESPN reported that Manti and Leanny’s song was “Invisible Touch” by Phil Collins. Should’ve known then she was total bullshit.
Welp, if all these blogs are as terrible as this one, ill be over at Deadspin you kike.
How does one of the Tuiasosopos factor into this?
Since deadspin broke the story that she’s fake, I feel that its appropriate that Barstool sends out the smoke patrol on the girl in the photo.
CNN just reported that the person who whispered sweet nothings to Te’o over the phone was Lou Holtz.
Fake girlfriends, fake crying, fake media, fake presidents.
I think you’ve covered this story (way more than) enough already. At this point I’m actually looking forward to another FU<KIN FOAM ad, or maybe even a dogs-are-way-better-than-cats story from you guys…..
Did you see the seaweed necklace he wore to the Heisman ceremony? Looks like he stole it out of Neil’s closet.
Can’t wait till deadspin breaks Neil is fake and gay. That will be one of the great days in stool history.
fag central over there fag central
all these fucking blogs, just to sell a few t-shirts
Brilliant theory. I believe it completely. Gay cover up. Obviously.
I believe it. It would suck if the first ever openly gay NFL player comes out like this though. What a fiasco. Would’ve been better to just have a “yeah I’m super gay” press conference than to jump through all these dead fake girlfriend hoops. Easy for me to say though.
the pink elephant in the room? everyone has been talking about this since deadspin broke it. Hell even those fossils D & C had this take.
I love the 47 blogs trying to act like you were apart of this story or have an original take on it though, deadspin bent you over and spread your butt cheeks on this one.
As an ND fan, I hope the entire 2013 team has fake girlfriends/boyfriends/hermaphrodites whatever the fuck they need to get back to the Ship and win it.
Manti Gay’now
over/under on how many times times pres ads that tshirt to a post today? 5.5?
slow day at the stool…
not that there’s anything wrong with that
So obvious Pres. What took so long?
also i see you took my suggestion in changing the shirt, i’ll be expecting a cut.
Instead of a ND class ring, Te’o has a ND cock ring.
If the rest if the day is going to be more of this, please just let me know now so I can check out and not bother wasting my time.
So is he fucking George Glass?
I guarantee you that he will be asked this question 30 times at the combine. If a team was willing to ask Dez Bryant about his mom being a whore I am pretty confident teams are going to ask if Te’o has the gay.
We should vote on it. Hands or secret ballot?
How can ND get away with players wearing #5 on offense and defense?
The most shocking aspect of the Manti Te’o story is that he had to resort to the internet to get some ass! Speaking of ass http://www.lazloscloset.com/2012/10/15/slice-it-of-the-week-kristina-rose/
thinking we will see his stock rise higher in the 2013 Celebrity Death Pool than his pick in the NFL Draft
Even if he isn’t gay, he is about to come out as one. It is the only move he has left. Any other move, he is toast. Come out as the gaydo, then all of a sudden you are the sad, tragic face of poor, oppressed homosexuals ever. Lifetime, Oprah, KO Barstool, the whole works. You go from being total shit to solid gold in three words: I am gay.
Manti’s not gay, he just only likes cyber sex.
Musburger thinks Te’os girlfriend is hot
Musburger thinks Te’os girlfriend is hot
Musburger thinks Te’os girlfriend is hot
Musburger thinks Te’os girlfriend is hot
Lennay Kenua looks alot like Leukemia
elpresidente you know your gay guys. This is a lay-up.
Musburger thinks Te’os girlfriend is hot
A rational explanation would be money you idiot. Do you know how many millions of dollars he would get in endorsements with all of the media attention?
Would anyone be shocked to find out that Renee is a made up wife and Pres is actually boning Feitelberg’s ass?
You almost have it, Prez. Classic you move assuming the gay. But its definitely tied to him being a dumbass inbred Mormon Samoan. This Ronaiah Tuiasosopo is the gay one. He’s the fucked up Catfish dude. Think about it, everyone tied to this is Samoan. Its just a bunch of inbred retards. And they all base all their irrational decisions on “loyalty” tot he island and shit.
I can’t believe it took you this long to know he’s gay with your gaydar pres. It’s obvious he is. He doesn’t seem like a the type of scum bag to make this story up and he’s a heisman finalist playing at ND, I don’t think he should have trouble fuckin any girl on campus where he has to online date fake girls. Dude is soft as hell too.
This is literally what me and my mom talked about when we saw the news report this morning. If that was this morning and you’re bloggin about it now, it’s safe to say it must be true.
I was called this one last night. He’s just gotta be gay. It’s the only thing that makes sense. Check out the blog, cast your vote and share your thoughts: http://aidanfromworcester.com/
Trust me he is definitely gay