So The Miami Bath Salt Cannibal Wasn’t On Bath Salts? He Was Just Regular High?
(MiamiHerald) -- Rudy Eugene, the man who chewed off a homeless man’s face on the MacArthur Causeway and was shot to death by Miami police, had no drugs in his system other than marijuana, the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner’s office said Wednesday. The medical examiner — after seeking help from an outside forensic toxicology lab — could find no evidence of the common components of “bath salts” in Eugene’s system. Nor did the lab find evidence of synthetic marijuana or LSD. The medical examiner also found that Eugene had not ingested cocaine, heroin, PCP, oxycodone, amphetamines or any other known street drug other than marijuana — a drug not known for sparking violence. “Within the limits of current technology by both laboratories, marijuana is the only drug identified in the body of Mr. Rudy Eugene,” the medical examiner’s office said in a press release.
Take that you fucking idiot pot-smoking hippies! You all laughed and said “See man this is why you only smoke marijuana man. Marijuana doesn’t make you do shit like that. That’s crazy man.” Fuck you! Rudy Eugene wasn’t fucked up on anything but the devil’s lettuce. Yup, just high as a kite strolling around Miami with the meanest case of the munchies mine eyes have ever seen. That’s why I can’t stand pot heads. Because they think they’re the angels of the drug world. Oh it grows in the ground it’s fine. It just makes you relaxed. It’s not harmful to your health, it’s actually good for you. Well tell that to ol’ Stump Face. See what he thinks of your “legalize it” campaign. Stories like this are why I stick to alcohol and alcohol only. No one has ever done something stupid while drunk.
Or he was just bananas to begin with.
Yeah, exactly. That dude looks like someone who might chew another man’s face, regardless of drugs
Well Prez must be on vacation and left the empire to this goon, feitelberg. See ya’ll in a couple weeks. Feitelberg, your a faggit brah. An unorigional faggit and i refuse to read your feeble attempts at being funny. Even mis-spellijg your words like prez. Get ur own style bra.
either its a cover up to keep the truth from scaring the public or he went fucking bezerk and off the hook etc.. not really sure which one to go with
goddy, based on that performance I wouldn’t be commenting on anyone’s spelling if I were you.
Truth the over exagerated sarcasm stops being funny when you use it in every blog find your own style
He suffered from schizophrenia which is the reason why. Nit fucking pot.
D-
What ever happened to just plain CRAZY?
Is it me, or is that one good looking bum?
I think we need the InSneider to weigh in on this. That faggot.
That’s one hell of a case of the munchies….
this is why i hate ugly/fat alcoholics…always defending themselves saying “stick to alcohol man! it’ll make you fat & worthless and you can creep on drunk girls man! come to the fuckin bar man! fuck you feitelberg
I’m calling bullshit on this one. It’s the media trying to freak the public about ganja.
God your a fucking squid. F Blog.
Weed should definitely be legal but anyone who says they function better after smoking is just fucking dumb
I function better at lying on the couch and pissing off my wife when high
Poorly written article. But I hope your kidding with that last line “no one has ever done something stupid while drunk”….
Weed made this guy into a zombie? Well looks like its the zombie life for me, and 80% of the American population.
REEFER MADNESS, there someone had to say it. Id tell feitelbitch to clean it up, but thatd be like telling a hipster to get a job, it just wont happen
the results just show he had THC in his body, he very well could of smoked a week prior to him becoming a zombie…theres no way of telling if he was actually high while he was devouring that bum you fuckin dummy
You keep drinking – more herb for me.
I need to get a hold of this weed .. I think we need to legalize it so we can watch more videos of people chewing off faces
HAHAHAHA wait, goddy77, you’re fucking kidding right? You call him out for his spelling while your 3 line comment contains the following: “your a faggit brah”, “unorigional faggit”, and “mis-spellijg”. You have to be the fucking dumbest and most hypocritical commenter I’ve ever seen on barstool, and that’s saying A LOT.
“these eyes have ever seen” line was literally used by El Pres two blogs ago.
When I get high I enjoy eating flesh too! PUSSAAY!!
When I get high I enjoy eating flesh too! PUSSAAY!!
It’s fucking “you’re” you uneducated morons. Your does NOT mean you are. I am blown away by how stupid the east coast is. And to the idiot Boston George calling out goddy, obviously he was joking with his spelling. At to cranston_muncher, how slow can you be to not get the most blatant joke on his post?
It seriously blows my mind how slow-witted people have become.
above_the_clouds needs to smoke a serious doob
@kris10: abovetheclouds also needs to take the cock outta his ass
So wait, I’m an “idiot” for pointing out goody’s awful (unintentional) spelling. But it’s ok to point out “your vs. you’re”? Not sure how it is obvious in the slightest, ESPECIALLY where he substituted “your” for “you’re”, right?
I would say it is pretty safe to assume that he was not being sarcastic in the spelling errors.
Finally if you think that the “your/you’re/there/their/they’re” thing is limited to the East Coast, then “your” the only idiot here.
he ate ted kaczynski’s face off and no one is wondering why ted kaczynski is just walking around on the streets of florida, must be because that guy is BLACK
prez youre so dumb i can hardly stand it
I thought you were cool feitelberg…now I think your just another faggot…smoking weed has different effects on everyone…some people just decide they have to eat anything they can and that’s what happened in this case but I still think your a fucking homo for even saying the shit you said
amart22, you’re a fucking faggot for getting butthurt about weed comments.
@amart22 that could’ve been the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Fuck you and your hippie friends. Drink booze like a normal fucking person
[...] I’ll make this short and sweet. This guy is probably a zombie cannibal. Remember that guy in Miami that I (and the rest of the world) blogged about a few weeks ago? [...]