(MiamiHerald) -- Rudy Eugene, the man who chewed off a homeless man’s face on the MacArthur Causeway and was shot to death by Miami police, had no drugs in his system other than marijuana, the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner’s office said Wednesday. The medical examiner — after seeking help from an outside forensic toxicology lab — could find no evidence of the common components of “bath salts” in Eugene’s system. Nor did the lab find evidence of synthetic marijuana or LSD. The medical examiner also found that Eugene had not ingested cocaine, heroin, PCP, oxycodone, amphetamines or any other known street drug other than marijuana — a drug not known for sparking violence. “Within the limits of current technology by both laboratories, marijuana is the only drug identified in the body of Mr. Rudy Eugene,” the medical examiner’s office said in a press release.
Take that you fucking idiot pot-smoking hippies! You all laughed and said “See man this is why you only smoke marijuana man. Marijuana doesn’t make you do shit like that. That’s crazy man.” Fuck you! Rudy Eugene wasn’t fucked up on anything but the devil’s lettuce. Yup, just high as a kite strolling around Miami with the meanest case of the munchies mine eyes have ever seen. That’s why I can’t stand pot heads. Because they think they’re the angels of the drug world. Oh it grows in the ground it’s fine. It just makes you relaxed. It’s not harmful to your health, it’s actually good for you. Well tell that to ol’ Stump Face. See what he thinks of your “legalize it” campaign. Stories like this are why I stick to alcohol and alcohol only. No one has ever done something stupid while drunk.