So This is the NY Jets New QB?
NY Post – WALKING sex has a new name, ladies. And that name (although, really, who even needs that?) is Mark Sanchez, the succulent new All-American quarterback for the Jets who was boldly snatched in a surprise draft move last month. Only 22 years old, the Latino hottie is bona fide cougar bait as he prances around in a “Baywatch”-style spread in the new June issue of GQ. The racy pictorial features the young star romping around topless, in swim trunks and ever so gently (yet firmly!) grasping one lucky lady.
Oh my sweet Jesus, thank you Mark Sanchez. Thank you GQ. And thank you New York Jets for overpaying to move up in the draft to take this kid. He’s a bust before he’s ever taken a snap in Training Camp. Because there’s no way he’s going to survive this. As it is, defensive players resent the attention offensive players get… the SportsCenter highlights, the endorsements, the awards, the Hall of Fame inductions, the money… Plus your rank & file NFLer hates high draft picks in general and rookie QBs in particular for all the hype they get before they’ve earned it. Now they’re making this nobody with 16 college starts on his resume into a New York media darling so he’s already got a target on his back. Now this? “Succulent”? “Latino hottie”? “Cougar bait”? I love it. Veteran defensive players are going to be fighting each other for the chance to peel Mark Sanchez’ skin off his flesh and make a rug out of it.
Note to Sanchez: I’ve got nothing against gay people. But you know what they say is the definition of “metrosexual”? It’s when everybody realizes you’re gay except for you. There’s only one guy in the NFL successful enough and man enough to pull off the homoerotic fashion photo spread, and he ain’t you.
USC produces failure in epic amounts.
first it was the naked old bitch who made my dick go limp for a day. then i had to see the homo kid from american idol…now this shit!!! you guys blogging from p-town this week?
Now I can really break out my A-list homo jokes at the expense of my Jets fan friends when they say something about Brady.
pats fans are banned from making fun of any other qb’s borderline homosexual magazine photo spreads as long as #12 is under center.
brady’s one of my favorite boston athletes of all time but i can’t stand his gay shit. imagine if larry legend took photos while spooning a goat?
the chick in those photos is aaaahhhamammamamamzing
BC wrong. Brady has 3 rings. That gives you license for anything
Yeah that chick is bangin, nothing gay about that. Spooning a goat is just awkward, but irrelevant. This guy hasn’t taken a snap yet, this photo spread is just unnecessary.
If he was drafted by the Redskins, would he still be getting all this attention? I doubt it. For some reason the national media is obsessed with a shitty football team, and that team would be the Jets.
3 rings or not, some of the pictures Brady took were absolutely ridiculous. As for me, I don’t really care about any of these photo spreads (A-Rod’s, Brady’s, Sanchez’s) because they are all completely irrelevant to what goes on on the field. They are all superstars, sex symbols, and world class athletes. Let ‘em take their pictures as long as they preform.
prez, if there wasn’t already a bradymancrush on here that would be my name. brady can do whatever the fuck he wants and no one can say anything about it. its just when another qb does the exact same thing i cant take as much joy in it.
He looks like Vincent Chase
He looks like a gayer brody jenner
soooo pres does this mean that kobe’s “rape” would have been fine because he has 3 rings? i mean apparently it gives him the license for anything….
this guy hasn’t done shit and won’t do shit at the professional level on the football field. he will however get to bang a ton of long island and jersey hot trashy sluts, that and his salary would be nice.
As a Jets fan, this is freakin really embarrassing. Tack this on to the Mets “issues”.. and I am considering retiring from being a sports fan.
What I find funny is how they already are annointing Sanches the starter already. The kids played 16/18 games (whatever) on a great college team. I’m not saying that Clemens is the next Joe Montana, but he never got the chance with a decent line and running back. And he’s been with Brian Schottenheimer for the last few years and knows his system well.
haha does he think he is david hasselhoff.
Jerry you don’t have to say you have nothing against queers. It’s obvious, I mean you do write for that bukkake loving cum guzzler Portnoy. Fuck American Idol Jesus fucking Christ!
It kills me to write this but I can’t decide which photo shoot is worse: Sanchez’s Bay Watch or Brady’s Brokeback…
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el pres-
your just jealous that at this moment sanchez is getting more ass than you ever have/will in your life. secondly, your pissed bc deep down you know brady’s days are over and has moved on to a new stage in his life, and your idiot patriots got rid of cassel. even the year after year miserable laughing stock jets will do better than the pats. what only boston fans called “titletown” short glory days are over. yankees win 8 in a row, clubhouse gelling like it did in 98, knicks getting lebron soon, jets have sanchez and shonn greene on top of many great off season transactions, giants- best team in football past 2 years only got distracted by a diva wideout, ill give you hockey, but honestly, who gives a fuck about hockey as much as the other sports anyway, but the rangers are up and rising. suck it el pres, your jealous that that sanchez is gunna be banging all the pats cheerleaders after beating them and tom brady goes home crying to giselle
Does this border jumping bean have an agent? Who the hell signed off on this disaster? Aye caramba…….
” » bandwagonbeantown said: { May 20, 2009 – 06:05:18 }
soooo pres does this mean that kobe’s “rape” would have been fine because he has 3 rings? i mean apparently it gives him the license for anything…”
Bandwagon – I’m going to give you the benefit here and assume you felt like an ass for equating rape (not sure why it’s in quotes) and posing with a goat..Surely you wish you didn’t hit ‘submit’ the second after you did.
Pres…You must give this » sheenster123 guy a blog opportunity from time to time. That shit he posted was pure platinum, while still reeking of deep insecurity about his teams.
Are the Giants truly the “best team” in football if they can be distracted by a “diva wideout?” They lose their #1 receiver, we lose our starting QB. And in no way shape or form is lebron going to new york, unless the nets go to new york. Either hes lured by the Jay-Z limelight, or come contract renegotiations, cavs make him an offer he cant refuse.
lebron wants to be in the world’s spotlight, new york. you guys think boston is, but thats a joke. youll see come the season of 2010-2011. and wutan- i will stick up for bandwagon, el pres says you can do anything with three rings, he was comparing it to that and not posing with a goat. not to mention you guys were clearly distracted losing your qb, you didnt even make the playoffs. f-cking idiot.
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