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NY PostWALKING sex has a new name, ladies. And that name (although, really, who even needs that?) is Mark Sanchez, the succulent new All-American quarterback for the Jets who was boldly snatched in a surprise draft move last month. Only 22 years old, the Latino hottie is bona fide cougar bait as he prances around in a “Baywatch”-style spread in the new June issue of GQ. The racy pictorial features the young star romping around topless, in swim trunks and ever so gently (yet firmly!) grasping one lucky lady.

Oh my sweet Jesus, thank you Mark Sanchez. Thank you GQ. And thank you New York Jets for overpaying to move up in the draft to take this kid. He’s a bust before he’s ever taken a snap in Training Camp. Because there’s no way he’s going to survive this. As it is, defensive players resent the attention offensive players get… the SportsCenter highlights, the endorsements, the awards, the Hall of Fame inductions, the money… Plus your rank & file NFLer hates high draft picks in general and rookie QBs in particular for all the hype they get before they’ve earned it. Now they’re making this nobody with 16 college starts on his resume into a New York media darling so he’s already got a target on his back. Now this? “Succulent”? “Latino hottie”? “Cougar bait”? I love it. Veteran defensive players are going to be fighting each other for the chance to peel Mark Sanchez’ skin off his flesh and make a rug out of it.

Note to Sanchez: I’ve got nothing against gay people. But you know what they say is the definition of “metrosexual”? It’s when everybody realizes you’re gay except for you. There’s only one guy in the NFL successful enough and man enough to pull off the homoerotic fashion photo spread, and he ain’t you.