So This Is What It Feels Like to Have 10K Slip Through Your Finger Tips
Listen every degenerate has their bad beat stories. After all there are millions of bad beats every weekend. Impossible finishes that snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. But of all my heartbreaking losses and there has been thousands of them this horse race may have been my most painful ever. I had 500 bucks on the 3 horse to win at 19-1. 19-1! For all you mathematicians out there that means I would have won roughly 10K if my horse won. I’ve never put that much money on a long shot before in my life. To be honest I’m not even sure why I did it. It was just a spur of the moment type thing. I just had a feeling. It’s only internet dollars right?
Well needless to say I collapsed into a ball of despair when this race ended. I’ve watched this race at least 50 times because I’m masochistic like that and I still don’t know how he didn’t win. Like everytime I watch it I expect my horse to blow by the winner and for me do a Scrooge Mcduck swan dive into my money vault. But somehow every time I watch it the result is the same. I just don’t get it. How didn’t I win this fucking race? I’ll never come this close to this big of a score again. Shit so ain’t right it’s not even funny.
FALL BACK! Change your clock before you robopost everything an hour off. Dirty blog style. Clean it up.
Monday feels a little better knowing you lost cash
Horse had a nice trip, tucked along the rail.. nice move to get free… looks like he had enough to finish…..glad you lost.
Don’t sweat it, you’ll make up $10k in no time. All it takes is overcharging a few more 19 year olds to jump around in AIDS ridden foam.
You blew $500 on a horse race? You really are a fucking moron!
I’m too lazy Monday morning at 9am but someone please come up with a good lost by a nose joke or at least compare the First Lady to these horses.
I honestly get a hard-on when Jews lose money.
you call yourself a Jew?!
A 19/1 horse making a late charge and coming up short does not qualify as a bad beat you twat. Another pageviews blog with zero humor.
That horse would have won with pres’s nose
No really, who gives a fuk?
waaaa cry me a river bitch
Can I get a “Shanghai Bobby” BSS t-shirt?
Who’s your proof-reader?
What’s the problem here? It was only internet money, right?
If you were a decent gambler you would of backed your bet up with an exacta with the favorite or at the least a place bet. 4/1 or lower only bet to win, other than that bet to win/place.
Amateur night at its finest. If u gonna lay a bet on a 19-1 horse u gotta go 250/250 win/place on it.
I had #3. Since you probably dont know much bad horse racing Ill tell you why he lost. 1) He had a horrible trip… 2) He got boxed in on the rail when he was trying to make his move 3) He was GREEN. Meaning down the home stretch he was all over the track. This happens with inexperienced horses or could be a jockey error. Say if he the jockey was pulling his head to the rright he is gonna go wide and not run in a line. He was back and forth right, straight, right, straight losing ground… While S.Bobby is running in a straight line.He shouldve won the race if the jockey held him in line.
I had #3. Since you probably dont know much bad horse racing Ill tell you why he lost. 1) He had a horrible trip… 2) He got boxed in on the rail when he was trying to make his move 3) He was GREEN. Meaning down the home stretch he was all over the track. This happens with inexperienced horses or could be a jockey error. Say if he the jockey was pulling his head to the rright he is gonna go wide and not run in a line. He was back and forth right, straight, right, straight losing ground… While S.Bobby is running in a straight line.He shouldve won the race if the jockey held him in line.
You lost $500 which sucks balls. Imagine what it would feel like if the horse was ever in the lead and lost?
Go 49ers!!!
You should have bet him to “place”.
What are you bitching about? #3 never lead…you act like he went wire-to-wire and got nipped at the line by an eyelash…..the horse didnt have the stones to dig deep and steal a win that was there for the taking…..
you werent robbed….feel shitty for betting on a gutless wonder…