So Tiger Woods Is Nailing Lindsey Vonn Now?
DM – Three years ago he hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons as a string of affairs were revealed, but it appears that disgraced golf star Tiger Woods may have been tamed by new love, champion skier Lindsey Vonn. The pair apparently began seeing each other in November last year, and the shamed golfer is pulling out all the stops to ensure this relationship goes the distance, unlike his marriage. Tiger, 38, appears to have learnt from his mistakes and is making every effort to go the distance with his new love: ‘He wants to marry again and thinks Lindsey could be the woman,’ a source close to the golfer revealed to Star magazine. The blonde beauty was reportedly wary of getting involved with the golfing star because of his past, but it appears that Tiger has pulled out all the stops to prove he has learnt from his mistakes. The golfing star recently whisked 28-year-old Lindsey away to Antigua for a romantic break, and earlier this month he stopped off on his way to The Abu Dhabi HSBC Golf Championship to visit her in Austria, where she was competing in a World Cup Ski event.
First of all I don’t believe this story for a second. One second Tiger is trying to buy back Elin for 300 million and now he’s getting ready to wifey Lindsey Vonn. No chance. It just doesn’t feel right to me in my plums. But let me say this. If this is true than Lindsey Vonn is 100% certified batshit crazy. Like you go from chasing that virgin Tim Tebow to dating the King of Whores Tiger Woods? You can’t teach that type of insanity. Kind of makes me hard actually. I dig crazy.
As a sidenote this is kind of a great question for all the chick Stoolies. Would you marry Tiger Woods knowing he’s going to fuck every bitch that moves, but you get to live like a queen? And you couldn’t cheat either. You had to be faithful while he just ran train on hookers and shit? Tough call right?
Every “female stoolie” is just some Samoan dude named Tuiasiousdhpkl pretending to be a chick. Just sayin.
her biceps are bigger than portnoy’s.
1. There is no such thing as a female stoolie.
2. Lindsey is clearly doing this to make Timmy Tebes totes jelly. Total power move.
Lindsey Vonn is built for ARod. Take away this chick’s medals and put her in a bar and she’d be a hard 4.
I hate when hot white chicks hook up with ugly black dudes. Like Lindsay Czarniak, what a waste. Just can’t look at them the same. Tainted.
Pres, they also need to be aware that Tiger wants to bang you til it hurts, this wont be fun nights of foreplay. Tiger will beat you in the ass!
Vonn is 1) not that hot, and 2) a fame whore (going from Tebow to Tiger is like Taylor Swift going from John Mayer to a highschool kid)
I hope Tiger marries her because it would have to be miserable
I think I just “learnt” that Lindsey Vonn is a man, man.
Lindsay Czarniak is 35?! What the fuck
The first divorce cost Baldrick tons of jack. If he is smart he’ll stick to denny’s and keep ‘em moving.
28? 28!? When did she start running into trees out there? She looks busted. Should be on Real Wives of Little Rock, not TW’s slave girl.
There are lines of chicks that will marry a guy for Tiger money alone! Doesn’t matter if the guy is fat, ugly, has the aids or whatever! If she can have the bankroll, she could give a shit!
Vonn you are better than this..
I am a female stoolie. And I’m just in it for the money.
Tiger might want to ask his trainer for some more of those steroids because he’s gonna have a difficult time wrestling with her in bed.
She must do some wierrrd stuff in the sack if Tiger is trying to wife her up. He’s not the type to settle for occational anal from a girl and call it satisfying. Tiger needs more.
christ the actual article is almost as bad as neil
Vonn has completely let herself go. Look at that upper arm chub
funniest line all day. “question for all the chick stoolies..”
She is now a Par Whore…
The National Enquirer reported the story about Tiger trying to buy Elin back. Not exactly the most credible news source bro.
@Lennay You are my twitter girlfriend! What are you doing in the comments?
you must relate to this being married to a woman who is only in it for the money
She looks like the Snow Miser…
wait nevermind you totally cannot relate to this because you have NO money and you couldn’t go around banging chicks even if you were allowed to because you have square wheels and a ginormous beak
ruined..tainted..junk heap.
She’s way too good for that tool. I’ll never understand women.
781-249-9343 -> Local Celebrity Donnie Whalberg’s Number, no lie
If you pickle smoochers don’t want her I’ll gladly take her.
“How come a transvestite-donkey-witch is standing next to you and why is it wearing a dress?”
@ barrylird would you prefer that hot white women hooked up with attractive black men? Do you wish Heidi Klum fucked Will Smith instead of Seal? Does it matter that you would have just as much a shot as winning the lottery as you would with these women so it shouldn’t matter who they decide to fuck? Can’t stand dudes like you, the reason I particularly enjoy when I’m with a beautiful white girl somewhere. No lie I was dancing with my good friends’s sexy cousin whose white at a club a few weeks ago and the white wallflower guys who couldn’t dance couldn’t look away. Ahh how satisfying even the memory is to me now.
Yah about that hard 4….http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ermcto5cck/S3rCCL6mbEI/AAAAAAAAAEc/yNaHTN8Vc7A/s400/Lindsey_Vonn_12313_SwimSuit.JPG
I stopped reading at plums.
I’m a stoolie who happens to posses a pussy etc. Would I marry Tiger? No. Would I not because he’s fucking other chicks? No. If he’s buying me nice things and isn’t emotionally attached to anyone else, I don’t care who he’s sleeping with. I wouldn’t do it because he lied about it, makes it easily 1000x worse. It’s like what mothers say to 4 year olds, “I’m not angry that you did it, I’m angry that you lied about it”. Scum of the Earth.
I’m with ya whiskey espo – all these school tools cranking on her, dimes to dollars most of them are fapping away in front of their computers. Vonn’s a lot of woman, and yes, indeed I would.
She looks like a heffer.
TitsandSass, you complete me. Please call.
She must enjoy ass to mouth.
Who fucking cares if Tiger wants to shove his greasy putter in Lindsay’s musky ski boot? What I want to know is what fucking school newspaper this article is from and did they “go the distance” and “pull out all the stops” to find a 14 yr old autistic kid to write it?
I also happen to have a vagina and read The Stool daily. TitsandSass is right although gold diggers are a totally different breed than your average chick. I wouldn’t marry Tiger because that means I am humiliated daily, horny all the time (Tiger is UGLY and old) and herpes for life. Change the “can’t cheat on him” clause and then maybe? But I doubt it. I would use my dickmatizing golddigger skills on someone who’s not a gross, fraudulent scumslut.