So Where Do I Buy My “Medical” Marijuana
So what’s the deal with this shit? Can I just go to CVS tomorrow and buy some dope? Do I need a doctor’s note? And if so how do you get a note? What do I have to say? That I need it to fix my hunchback neck? Will that work? Are there any code words? I’m so intrigued by this? Can I start throwing Weed Foam parties? Are we a hippy state now? Are there going to be marijuana stores on every street corner? I’m ready to get high 24/7. Let’s do this thing. Weed.
My buddy injected 5 marijuanas this morning and now he’s gay…. dont do it dude
Pres if you start smoking weed 24/7 let me know so I can invest in every bagel company on the planet.
Weed. hahaha
Weed. hahaha
It’s not legal medical marijuana, it’s legal marijuana. As in, you can buy it and smoke it to get high because you like to get high. You don’t even need to pretend it’s for medicinal purposes anymore. Freedom!!!!
I just buy weed off the guy down the street from me, have been for years.
Slaphappy. Suck a fat hog. U need a medicinal weed card u fuck
Grassachusetts
I’m going to my doctor to say I need because I can’t laugh at Neil’s blogs until I smoke.. Even then I only laugh because Im stuffing my face with Cheetos
Just stick your balls in the microwave Randy Marsh-style, then you’ll have no problem getting a medical mj card.
@SlapHappy, Pres lives in Massachusetts, not Colorado or Washington.
weed, so hot right now. Weed.
I cant wait to get off of work so i can get high (has nothing to do with laws passed)
Fuck yourself, niels noose. Colorado and Washington passed “marijuana legalization” for recreational use. If you ever doubt me again I will hunt you down and kill you like the scum you are.
#ebert – I know where pres lives, but that doesn’t change the fact that voters in Colorado and Washington just gave the federal government a huge middle finger. I LOVE IT! Maybe I’ll twist one up right now…
very easy…one word…anxiety…go to a doctor…claim really bad anxiety and you’ll get your card…I got mine in Arizona two years ago and I met with the doctor for less than 5 minutes
it doesn’t give you a hangover. It isn’t habit forming. You can’t OD from it. It makes sex even better. It’s the cheapest drug there is. you don’t want any part of this, dewey.
jackofspades – You’re still not getting it: weed was LEGALIZED in CO and WA. Not medical marijuana, just marijuana. It’ll be like Amsterdam in both of those states now. People will be able to go to the store and buy weed, no card needed.
very nice @TCgoatee. underrated movie
best part…if its like washington and colorado you can grow up to 15 plants!!
@slaphappy, no it isn’t. the states legalizing weed doesn’t override the federal ban. essentially, this is nothing more than the states strongly voicing their opinion that they disagree with the Federal government
@SlapHappy: We know it was legalized there. The blog is referring to Mass., hence why El Pres included “medical” in the title.
And even if Pres uses some of his Jew Gold/Internet money to go to CO/WA, good luck bringing it back here.
no slaphappy you’re still not getting it. WE LIVE IN MASS! yes we get that wash and CO legalized it but how does that benefit us right now? its nearly impossible to get a mediacl card in MA unless you have cancer or aids. You act like CO and WASH is a hop skip and a jump away and we can start smoking like it ain’t no thing. Last time i check CO was on the west coast and washington is a few more skips couple more jumps and a lot more hops away.
@SlapHappy… This post is about Massachusetts legalizing Medical Marijuana.. what about that do you not understand? We all know it was passed for recreational use in CO and WA, hell there are even 2 other posts on this website about it already.
@johnnymanchuk – Not true, my friend. The federal government only has jurisdiction over interstate commerce. Those states are well within their legal rights to make marijuana legal and the feds can’t do anything about it. They may try, but what we’ve just seen is the beginning of the end of prohibition on weed. For me personally, this is much more important than who won the election.
kurt, the movie is awesome…….but not as good as your performance in overboard.
I didn’t realize CO was on the west coast nateradeflow. Thanks for the geography lesson. I also didn’t realize this post was about MA legalizing medical weed, so my apologies. Fact of the matter is, weed is now legal in two states. Not legal for bullshit medical reasons, but legal because people like to get high. I might move back to Aspen for this.
slaphappy…we are not talking about colorado and washington bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT2oAtQtFrg
Pres, the MA medical weed laws are still very restrictive, it isn’t like CA where you can get it for minor ailments like being Jewish, it’s for cancer and AIDS patients from what i read. Neil qualifies twice so maybe he can give you one of his medical cards.
Yea ok slappy. Why dont u go spark one up in front of ur local police station u chronic masturbater
Slap…if the federal government wanted to they could legally go into Colorado and Washington and arrest people…they don’t just regulate interstate commerce bro…if that was the case the Arizona immigration law wouldn’t have gone to the Supreme Court, marijuana being illegal is still a NATIONAL law…but states are basically calling the feds bluff and saying “fuck you this is states rights and you WONT do anything about it” not you CANT…they absolutely could if they wanted to but it’s a waste of time…so if you’re in Colorado or Washington and for whatever reason you see a DEA agent, don’t go blow smoke in their face because they absolutely can arrest you
Slaphappy, both the nonbindings ” legislate as alchohol” and the “tell the feds to lift the fed prohibition” passed as well. Just another domino falling.
@SlapHappy, i’m quite aware of how the commerce clause works, it’s just that in this day and age it’s extremely difficult to keep something like this completely intrastate. i suspect that if the Federal government decides to enforce their ban, they’ll find a way to do it. that being said, if PA passed a law like this, i would be first in line
Davey Pageviews has done it again!
Slaphappy, you’re not too smart, are you?
Pres — ZERO percent chance you smoke weed. You’re definitely one of those squares who says you “react bad to it”. Probably tried it once when you were shitfaced and had a little pukepuke session. Now you wear your Weed Promise Ring reminding you to never try it again.
whatwhat, that is exactly what he says, says he gets to paranoid, what a loser
Slappy, your an idiot. The federal controlled substance act prempts state law. The reason the Feds don’t go into states and arrest people/ shut down dispensaries is because Bush issued an executive order in his second term, which Obama continued, telling the DEA to not Enforce due to 1) huge public backlash in those states and 2) limited DEA resources
Only good to come out of election day was Question #1 & #3 passing. Thinking about another 4 years of Captain Fuckhead is making me sick to my stomach.
This comment section is the perfect example of why weed should NEVER be legalized, de-criminialized, or medicaly permissable. This country’s full of enough dumb-asses already, and I don’t want to imagine what it’d look like with 50% of the population baked out of their gourds 24/7.
I work in big data and biz intelligence, make over a 100k. Nothing better than programming on the weed. Zero chance I’m a dumbass.
SlapHappy: actually, the interstate commerce clause is the exact reason that there is a pre-emptive federal law making weed illegal. As johnnymanchuk says, intrastate weed inevitably crosses state lines. You might want to read the Supreme Court case Gonzalez v. Raich where this was all spelled out very clearly. The CO/WA votes do absolutely nothing to change this. Also, presmoobs is right about the lack of enforcement under Bush/Obama but that’s already shifted a LOT. The feds have taken unprecedented interest in CA’s medical marijuana dispensaries recently, and you can count on them doing the same in CO/WA/MA and any other state that decriminalizes marijuana, medicinally or recreationally.
I think the whole medical marijuana movement is complete bullshit and was basically just a weak end around to prohibition. I like that CO and WA voters have said fuck it, let’s just make it legal. I’m not sure what the feds will do, but I am aware that both the DEA and the IRS have been aggressively targeting the weed industry in CA in recent years. That’s been one of the many gripes I’ve had with Obama; for someone who used to hang out with a group of people who called themselves the “Choom Gang” he’s been a complete dick when it comes to weed.
Someone call me when MDMA is legal please.
why didnt anyone tell slaphappy hes talking about massachuesetts
Slaphappy, bro, Aspen just turned into the Mecca of Weed, you def should move back here
I’m waiting for Layer Cake to happen when I can walk into a drug store and pick up some blow, E, and booze and then fist pump on the way out.
SlapHappy votes for Obama and Warren FACT.
Nothing wrong with that @Cancel Philly Site. On a side note, i don’t think legalization of weed will last in either state because all the federal government has to do is cut funding it sends to CO and Wash and watch them struggle until they make weed illegal again.
Puff puff give negeo
@romburgundy: This country needs more pols like Brown and less like Warren. If she votes less than 95% with her party then I will be shocked.
too funny that some people really believe its only restricted to people with cancer, aids or Hep C. they used those examples on the ballot of people that would be qualified for “serious ailments”. what you failed to read is that it’s for serious ailments like those OR at your doctor’s discression. so if you can convince your doctor you have a serious need for it you can still get it if you don’t have cancer. They’re not gonna personally check and make sure that everyone that has a card has cancer. Either way, my connect will get it. god bless america
the law is a carbon copy of the CA law w/ the huge loophole wording that would allow a primary care physician to prescribe it for whatever reason he deems valid. You will be able to get it fairly easily I’m sure once the systems starts getting things in place. Regardless, it is already decriminalized for up to an ounce on your person, which is more than I’d buy at a time anyhow – the fine is less than most speeding tickets. People still speed and people will still smoke pot. I wouldn’t mind getting it medicinally but it seems like that would open up more legal problems like if I were to get caught giving my stash to someone w/o a card or smoking w/ someone w/o a card I would get into more trouble legally if I had no card and just had under an ounce.
In regards to the federal govt. attacking states who have legalized marijuana- does anyone else find it ironic that the federal govt. has resources to waste persecuting states who have legalized marijuana and are building revenue and tax dollars out of it, along w/ a literal industry to boot that will generate jobs, YET – when states like Arizona and New Mexico try and impose FEDERAL immigration law because the fed. govt. is too incompetent to successfully enforce their own laws everyone is up in arms. Maybe they should try focusing more on the MUCH greater of 2 evils – keeping out illegals that drain our tax dollars/system, encourage illegal drug and human trafficking, and overall just suck at life.
Illegals don’t drain our tax dollars. In fact it’s quite the opposite. Or did you actually get turned down for a job as a dishwasher? Econ is your friend.
Since i’m a responsible adult, i have no problem with weed being medically available. But the amount of retards in this country who literally eat, sleep, breath weed and any weed related products is staggering. Like anything, it’s fine in moderation, but when your username for everything is kushking420 and you have to smoke everyday, it’s a problem. It’s not permission to be an idiot.
DooBAH and Classless — I bet you guys both think its totally hilarious when your buddy gets too drunk at a bar and jumps up on stage to sing karaoke. Well, what if I told you that in my book, that guy is a waste of fucking oxygen. Don’t label someone or something strictly on the basis of your ugly mom telling you it was bad.
@whatwhat: You’re outta line and @classless is right. I don’t give a shit if someone smokes weed, just like I don’t care if someone drinks. But you sound like a moron saying that because there are alcoholics, that somehow makes being a pothead OK. No, no it doesn’t. Whatever your vice is, I really don’t care, just don’t be a dumbass about it.
Its OK to smoke pot everyday if it doesn’t effect your productivity and life adversely. Umm…newsflash, nobody gives a damn about all the fucking cigarette smokers out there that cause millions of tax dollars in healthcare and lost work days due to illness and early death etc.
As a high-functioning adult who prefers a bowl rather than a scotch when I get home at the end of the day, I’d rather keep it illegal. Once legalized and regulated, quality will suffer.
Quality will suffer? Like how Woodford Reserve is far inferior to what people were distilling in their bathtubs in 1925? Market economics: learn it. I feel like I’m teaching a bunch of retards today.
They’ll limit the amount of THC there can be in legally sold weed creating a black market where the high test stuff becomes extremely expensive. That’s how the economics of this market will work. Don’t try and tell me about drugs dude.
^ no thats actually not how it will work at all. have you been to CA before?
If I had a chance to slap SlapHappy, I would be slaphappy.
I’ve lived in California for the last 7 years.
I’ve lived in California for the last 7 years.
If the MA law is really just a copy of the CA law then here’s how it’ll work. Over time, some “doctors” will set up shop and charge 40-50 dollars a pop for the medical card. At the same time, dispensaries will pop up to cater those “patients”. Being out here in LA, I find that the variety and quality of marijuana is much better than what I was getting before it was “legal”
The fact that the feds crack down on medical marijuana at all is ridiculous. There will be a huge backlash in Colorado if they try to stop us. The evidence supporting legalization is irrefutable. They should stop wasting their money trying to stop people from taking a drug thats less dangerous than alcohol, tobacco and numerous prescription drugs. Colorado’s amendment is going to give this state millions in tax revenue with the first $40 million dollars going to education, not to mention the money saved in law enforcement. If you really want to move foreword, Obama, don’t let politics get in the way of logic and reason. You’re in there for 4 more years and thats it. Do a better job.
Fuck weed let’s legalize some heroin. Much better high