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Soccer Ref Has to Be the World’s Biggest Pussy
I can’t remember the last time a video brought me so much pure joy. Seriously I can’t stop watching this thing. It’s bliss. No one on the planet is more sensitive and thin skinned than soccer fans. You can’t even mention their sport without them whining “STFU! Stick to writing about your football. You don’t know what your talking about wah wah wah.” But even the most hardcore soccer hooligan has to think this is hilarious. The way Massive Head Wound Harry here carried on, I thought the ref took a gun shot to the head. Or the crowd hit him in the back of the squash with a D battery, 1970s Fenway Bleachers style. Then they find the piece of cardboard and it’s flimsier than an empty box of Cap’n Crunch. I mean even the soccer player can’t believe anybody can be that big a pussy. And I repeat… he’s a soccer player. I always regretted taking three years of German in high school because it hasn’t come up once since. But now I’m glad I did because the one word I picked out on this video was the Deutsche word for “Pussification.” Somewhere Ed Hochuli is letting out a big, burly, manly laugh. @JerryThornton1
horrible
love the sport. Hate the fact they all act like pussies. Whatever shit like that doesnt happen in the Prem
That was Dutch, not German.
that guy had his workers comp form filled out before the penalty shootout was over
soccer and lacrosse are only played by pussies that got caught from freshman baseball and football
soccer and lacrosse = only play it if you get cut from baseball and football teams
The real pain he’s feeling is hard to see but it looks like he’s holding onto to his ego and his toupee. All around soccer poster boy. Tool.
yeah!
Pussaaaaayyyyy
dont know where baseball guys get off calling lacrosse players pussies. didnt play either sport but lacrosse seems to be a lot tougher physically than guys standing around for 95% of their sport like they do in baseball. i mean other than a collision at the plate which happens once every 300 games where is there any kind of contact?
What Ez said, you don’t see lacrosse players flopping like Jeter.
When he first gets hit and stumbles forward, there is something lying on the grass that looks like an NFL penalty flag with something (a rock?) tied in it. I’m thinking that’s what hit him and the players just saw the 6 pack holder and said to the guy “what a pussy!”.
I’m sure that piece of cardboard had a razor sharp, hard-as-nails edge.
(You know, kinda like El Prez did, before he went all Glam Teen on us.)
“Boss…Toupee, Toupee”
Joe, that’s the flag that those ballerinas with cleats on called refs use on the sidelines.
Only thing worse than watching the players flop, is watching a ref not die from cardboard box lacerations.
Joe9785 with amazing detective skills, doesn’t notice the ref holding the thing in his left hand that he claims miraculously was thrown from the stands and hit his head.
i dont play lax or baseball… but a baseball player calling out any other sport for being soft is ridiculous. You literally stand around for three hours and run 90 feet every once and while. Every year baseball players go out for 3 weeks with a fucking bruised leg. You can play any position with a fucking dip in, very physical game. god forbid you hit a triple and have to break a sweat
JD Drew is the biggest pussy in sports. Period. That includes Soccer, Figure Skating, Curling, etc.
Typical of a baseball player to call a lax player a pussy. Baseball players seem to be so cocky for some reason, as if the sport requires any kind of physical or mental toughness.