Some Bro Is Mad That Brandon Spikes Texted His Girlfriend A Picture Of His Dick
Listen if I was Brandon Spikes and I played in the NFL and had a dick as big as he does I’d be texting that shit to every single chick who made eye contact with me. Like yeah I get why this kid is mad, but he’s mad at the wrong person. Get your girlfriend under control. Why is she texting with Spikes in the first place? Newsflash that ain’t normal. There is only one reason chicks text with pro athletes. They want the D. It’s not Spikes job to worry about boyfriends. If a girl wants to party a girl wants to party. So if this was my girlfriend I’d either dump her or just embrace the fact I’m about to get cuckholded. But it 100% ain’t Brandon Spikes fault. He’s the only one being honest with themselves in this whole situation.
PS – You better hope your Girlfriend never saw the Spike porno because that’s a game changer.
Spikes to to cease twittering. Every week he is doing dumb shit on there.
I’m pretty sure if Spikes was texting a pic of a dick to the first lady you’d take her phone and run to the bathroom and lock the door.
I mean Jim Nance said it best last night… Spikes is excellent at blasting the hole.
he shoulda just posted the dick picture
@BdayUmich FTW baby!
or just embrace the fact I’m about to get cuckholded.
The difficult part will be trying to clean up Renee’s creampie without taking off that slick Mogul lid
Keith gaumond tweets like a 13 year old girl.
don’t hate the playa, hate the game
Dude’s girlfriend is a skanky whore. He’s a weak pussy ass chump for putting up with her bullshit.
Good luck falling around those sloppy seconds like a lost puppy dog.
Needs to take a lesson from Gronk.
A) I totally agree- WTF was this dude’s gf doing texting Spikes, where/how the fuck did she get his #?, B) How old is Spikes, like 24? Why the fuck wouldn’t he be trying to fuck 19 year olds? C) He needs to tone down on the stupid shit…he’s gotta keep that dick in his pants its gonna end up causing colateral damage haha
I mean what do you do if you were this guy, especially if he started fucking her? You can’t beat his ass that’s for sure, its brandon spikes, you can’t hire people to fuck him up if you’re found out you’ll go to jail AND look like an asshole fucking w/ the Pats playoffs, I mean shit you gotta just lose this whore of a gf that’s about it
BdayUmich — thanks for the detective work… she’s a smokeshow… El Pres.. get on that… make her the local smokeshow or something.
We need this done by Thanksgiving morning.
Brandon spikes is animal! defiantly some to look up to
i’d like to hear what this bear trap said to her boyfriend after this happened? “must have been a wrong number”?
theres another reason other than “the D”, its called “The $”
This has porno storyline written all over it.
Nigs just can’t stay off the white girls. What happened to racial pride? That only comes into play when it involves affirmative action or voting for more Obama-phones and free stuff.
Meanwhile where duh white women at mofo?
If I was a negress I’d be pissed, ugly and surly – just like they are.
Afrocan’t Americans are good at running jumping and being violent. Not so good at anything else. Shame on America for rewarding that behavior the way we do — I’m looking at you white girls.
Rearender, you should lynch yourself immediately you piece of shit.
on hope spikes knocks out this fucking wigger
cool story rearender
What a pussbag. Dump your ho bag of a girlfriend.
rearender shut the fuck up you sound dumb as rocks, goes both ways too bud, for some reason black chicks always seemed to be into me and I dated a couple while in college….they’re very appreciative if you treat them right kinda opposite compared to many white chicks…you sound like a fucking plantation owner bro grow up
Keith I fucked your mom
Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.
@BDayUMich: Excellent find, bro; that chick can get it. I do wonder how long it’ll be before she deactivates because of Stoolies harassing her.
P.S.: Spikes will break her in half.
Already been said but Keith Gaumond knows he’s on the outs. “Must not be getting much trying to get with a 19 y/o”. Um, what dude? Every single guy on the planet wants to fuck a hot 19 year old.
Marbles texts me pictures of her dick
I bet it looked like an anaconda with dreadlocks.
I’ve always wondered how people manage to score a hot hostess’ number at the restaurant they work at. Turns out all you need is a big black dick and an NFL contract.
Spikes is so going to ruin that girl. Sorry Keith but your little prom whore is going to have busted ravioli at 55 blasted that hole!
Guy knows his gf is a whore, but he also knows he’ll never get anyone as hot as her again so hes fucked. He’s gonna have to choke back the throwup when mowing that box knowing Spikes destroyed it hours earlier.
Get free tickets and or executive box, invite some of your boys and dump the pig.
What planet am I on where a pro athelete doesn’t want some 19 yr old strange puss on his dick?
Keith you lost already bro’ cuz if she hasn’t had it yet all she is gonna think about is having it until she does.
Lastly…you probably can’t beat Spikes’ ass so you might wanna not keep it real cuz it’s gonna go wrong on ya!
Bf just has to take the bullet and dump that whore. Him engaging Spikes made it more humiliating.
Aren’t negroes just grand?
Keith Gaumond brand dish rags now on sale at Walmart.
Wonder if Roger Godell fines Spikes, arguably the dumbest athlete on twitter. And that’s sort of impressive!
Read the chumps Facebook post about it. He called out Barstool too. Pretty funny. Keith needs to find the loser that tried to get Julian Edelman locked up for finger blasting his girlfriend last Halloween.
Pretty sure that little minx is way out if that homos league.
Keith Gaumond is the definition of a squid.
His girl is the definition of a groupie ass ho
Keith Gaumond is the definition of a squid.
His girl is the definition of a groupie ass ho
Keith Gaumond is the definition of a squid.
His girl is the definition of a groupie ass ho
Keith Gaumond is the definition of a squid.
His girl is the definition of a groupie ass ho
Keith Gaumond is the definition of a squid.
His girl is the definition of a groupie ass ho
How about you just hit the post comment only once next time?
Could someone give me the definition of a squid and/or a groupie ass ho?
Why is she texting him good luck? You have a boyfriend you don’t text another dude saying good luck. She was trying to get his D
Hahaha this kid Keith is trying to fight pres!!!! Ill pay to see that kike get his nose broken.
Keith, check your bitch, bro. And anyway, if she wants to get piped out and thrown away, just let her. It’ll be a valuable life lesson for her, and it’ll save you a headache later. Pigeons are going to be pigeons, you just gotta let the birds fly. Also, 19 years old is the fucking sweet spot. You need to go hang out with rearender…sounds like he’s gotten peeled for his girl by a black guy once or twice. So much aggression, it’s gotta come from some traumatic event.
“She tweeted at him he messaged his number she texted goodluck before the game she woke up to a dick
Pic today”-Keith Gaumond aka the most delusional human being on the planet. Bro, she clearly wants to bang a professional football player. Your an idiot if you believe her story.
https://twitter.com/itsKGyo kid is freaking the fuck out
“if your bitch in my shit, it’s your bitch you check, n*gga” — Dr. Dre
First of all, does anyone else think that it would make much more sense for spikes to get with a 28 year old bombshell rather than some girl who just got out of high school? Second, if this girl really wasn’t/is gonna at least act like this wasn’t at all her intention, she could pretty easily sue spikes for intentional infliction of emotional distress. 19 year old girl v. Pro football player, girl succeeds in that case 100/100 times. Just wait till after the season is over, spikes is practically Goldberg from the longest yard.
Kind of a scum-bag move from Spikes. At least wait conversate a litte before you send the dick pic.
I like how this white kid from Cumberland RI is just throwing out words like nigga and homie. “A people should know when they are conquered.”
Spikes is living the dream. Keith is living the nightmare.
two things i know about girls: they love money and they like to fuck guys their father wouldn’t approve of. move on, Keith…it’s over with this one. if you’re the mack you think you are, you’ll pull another cute girl. act like you’ve been there before, bro, you’re just embarrassing yourself.
This girl gives pres a run for his money with her nose.
@nms468 half the victoria secret models are 19 tho….
Is there anything more embarrassing than a white dude trying to act/talk black?
http://youtu.be/W9_MofXTeS0
Need some input from gaystoolie here:
Assuming you’re a white male, are gay white dudes as infacuated with black dick as straight white females?
According to Keith on FB “She tweeted at him he messaged his number she texted goodluck before the game she woke up to a dick
Pic today”
And the real story you Papa Ginos working criminal is that he was showing her the dick AGAIN as she has had it all up in and around her fishpot.
Don’t be dumb bro…everyone seems to get it but you.
Can we wake up with her as a smokeshow of the day? She took down her facebook
@itsKGyo “OMG, Just discovered my girlfriend is a mudshark” #disappointed #bigblackcock
@dudebro: Reading that was like a shot to the dick. I’m a white guy who just moved to Cumberland RI. Aaaaand, I just put my house up for sale.
@softassatinDavidPatten, you mean Jim Nantz, Jim Nance was a former Pats RB who was equally adept at “blasting the hole”
some1 said dude was tweeting @ spikes a week ago,telling spikes his girl wanted to meet him..???? lol
I don’t care if you’re 80, or have teen daughters. If you are a red blooded hetero male, 19 is some fine poon.
I have nothing against kneegroes everyone should own a couple/several ( that are neutered) . heck Boby Kraft has darned near 40 uncut nigs in his possesion on any given Sunday. With that said let’s remember they are dangerous and exotic pets to keep around. Don’t let them out of their cages until they are fixed. Only trained pros like Bill Bellicheck are allowed to handle them in the wild.
@BdayUmich, portnoy deleted your post of her facebook page. what a fuck
Why was the link to her facebook page taken down? El Pres, expalain yourself.
You think Spikes has a seperate iPhone just to chase pussy? And the other one is used to call his momma, agent, teammates?
if i was a pro athlete, i would definitely just have a Bat-Line just for all the skanless skeezers and scallywags.
Kids shamed at this point anyways,everyone knows Spikes was balls deep in her. Might as well stay with her and hate fuck her before dumping her for a less publicized whore. Look before you leap, kid…
Someone should let Keith know he is white.
Can you imagine how pissed she is at Keith right now? Everyone’s calling her a whore on Barstool and Twitter. This kid played this as bad as you can play it. He looks like an idiot and I guarantee she dumps his whiny ass. He was up against not just black dick, but black athlete millionaire dick. Never stood a chance.
El Pres is such a fraud taking down his post
Update: Brandon Spikes just got her pregnant. BF Keith seen in a closet crying like a bitch sniffing her used panties.
I’m curious to know what her response to all of this is. can’t imagine she’s too thrilled.
Interesting
http://foxborough.patch.com/articles/foxborough-police-log-may-23rd-may-28th