Some Chick Pres And I Had A Threesome With Taking You Into The Weekend…
See this is what I was scared about when I started working for Barstool, my terrible sex life getting out there for everyone to see. Yea she fucked up pronouncing my name so I could claim it wasn’t me, but it’s still a breach of trust. This slut is like the Hank Haney of drunken threesomes. What happens on the Blackout Tour stays on the Blackout Tour, toots. Well, except for kids. They stick around for a while. Baby Pageviews in the house!
Have a great weekend everybody. Try not to make the same mistakes I did.
PS – no seriously, what the fuck is this?
Not funny that’s what it is
pres made it i guess. fuking wack job. go have a donut you fat pig
watch her eyes at the very end. bitch is tapped
Disgusting. When you look like that you shouldn’t be allowed to post your face anywhere. Kill it!
Hey we get the same “into the weekend” on two different sites today…hurray….
First Lady’s really let herself go, but we know Pres is a cranston hound.
Shit like this is why the whole KO Barstool thing is hilarious. I really hope it lasts.
Almost two years later, I think we finally have a new lead in the “who put a dildo on Pres’ door” case.
BARBARIC!
thats not how you say your name?
I think it’s pronounced Port Knee
Fake life?!?!?!?!
fucking feitleberg you’re strange bird. not in a good way
Feitelberg – Fight-el-JEW
Was she banging you from behind with a strap-on while you blew Prez?
she’s almost as hot as jenny dell
Like I just posted on BSSNY. Pres is Gilbert Grape’s daddy.
hahahahahahaha
hahaha that video is fuckin hilarious. the devils triangle lmao
Jenna Marbles?
first video I’ve ever seen of jenna’s without those stupid dogs in it.
She did a good impression of KFC at the end
Hahaha. Hilarious.
Hahaha. Hilarious.
shut up fightelberg
slampiece
dave portnoy is the biggest fag bitch ass pussy in the business (and sry to gay ppl if u think i mean fag as in gay, i meant 1 of those motorcycle douches who revs their engine for attention). this little fucking bitch claims he runs a boston SPORTS website. boston college won the FUCKING NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP and he didnt even notice. dude doesnt follow sports and is the definition of a pink hat fan. he doesnt know shit about the bruins/celtics until the playoffs. congrats to him that he follows the pats cus they play once a week. ur a fucking joke portnoy, u dont no shit about sports. tommy cross, bcs defense men is going to be 2nd or 3rd line bruins defense next yr. ur a fucking joke for not including this story. fuck u portnoy. ur a fuck and i want u 2 no i banged ur ugly ass wife.
seriously no1 believes me: i have fucked portnoys wife AFTER they were married. i making sure i get pics next time. no1 will believe me unless i post them, which i will. u wait u jewish fuck. im gonna fuck her again and im gonna humiliate u just bc i hate u pretend 2 care about sports when really ur just a jew who only cares about money
ps this bitch is 10xs hotter then portnoys wife which is y idk y hes joking about fucking her. that unathletic fuck would do it in a sec. dudes wife doesnt even fuck him cus shes busy doing me (no joke)
^ hardooo
pres didnt post about bc because bc is full of faggots. and im talking about gay people, not motorycle douches. you fucked portnoy’s wife but the chick above is 10 times hotter? so you fucked a chick 10 times less attractive than that fat pig at the top? thats fucking disgusting
Beer balls at 1:20 am