See this is what I was scared about when I started working for Barstool, my terrible sex life getting out there for everyone to see. Yea she fucked up pronouncing my name so I could claim it wasn’t me, but it’s still a breach of trust. This slut is like the Hank Haney of drunken threesomes. What happens on the Blackout Tour stays on the Blackout Tour, toots. Well, except for kids. They stick around for a while. Baby Pageviews in the house!

Have a great weekend everybody. Try not to make the same mistakes I did.

PS – no seriously, what the fuck is this?