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The old sneaky shocker routine. A yearbook classic. What a bunch of prudes these admins are huh? Like it’s not the middle finger. They’re not hurting anyone. It’s not dangerous. It’s just two in the pink, one in the stink. That’s all. Just mimicking a little vagina stimulation and some ass play. No big deal. It’s not like they have each other’s hands between their legs. It’s literally a ring finger bent. Stop worrying about meaningless fingering techniques and concentrate on winning some ball games.


PS – I can’t not laugh when I think about old school administrators discussing these girl’s suspensions. “Do you know what that hand sign means, Larry? It’s code for a dirty sexual act! Apparently kids today are putting their pinky fingers into each other’s anuses while simultaneously engaging the vagina. And it’s all that rap music’s fault!”