BEIJING — China’s hopes for a smooth, once-a-decade political transition have been shaken by a lurid new scandal involving the death of a senior official’s son who crashed during what may have been sex games in a speeding Ferrari. The report said Ling was half-naked when the crash occurred and his two passengers were naked or half-dressed, suggesting they had been involved in some kind of high-speed sex game.
I’ve never been more excited to learn a new sex move in my entire life. Yeah, common sense tells me that I’ll never participate in a Ferrari high speed sex game with two half naked co-eds but that doesn’t matter. I need to chalk it up to fantasy like I do with 99.99% of the stuff I see in porn. I mean I’ve gotten road head before and that was cool. But it didn’t have the danger aspect. You just get you dick out, reach over and work the clit like you’re on the Autobahn. But this? This has potential to be explosive sex. Call me crazy but that’s what I dare to dream about. If you don’t have sex fantasies like this then you might as well just move to Amish country and stop auto-erotically masturbating you goddamn Puritan.