South African Man Busted For His Nephew’s Murder When Cops Find Him Carrying Around His Genitals In His Wallet…Wait What?
Huffpo – A man in South Africa was reportedly found with his nephew’s genitals in his wallet, in a bizarre case that will likely lead to murder charges for the man. BBC reports that the unidentified man was arrested Wednesday and taken by police to a forest in Eastern Cape, where he led them to his 18-year-old nephew’s mutilated corpse. That’s when they discovered his nephew’s genitals in his wallet.”We found that the hands, the head and legs were cut off from the body and we then recovered the private parts in his wallet,” Mzukisi Fatyela, police spokesman for the Eastern Cape Province, told AFP. Charges are expected for the uncle.
Worst murderer ever. Just a total rookie move by this guy to kill his nephew and then carry his balls around in his wallet. I mean come on man. Act like a professional for once. Everyobyd knows the first rule of murder is to get rid of the body. You don’t carry around your victims genitals in your wallet like it’s a credit card. Respect the game one time.


You live in Africa and didn’t feed the body to a lion or hyena or any of the 900 different animals that’ll rip your face off in Africa?
i aingt gon read this shit, i dont read
Day 1: Never go back for the balls. You just don’t.
Nuts in his wallet? The real story here is Asians living in South Africa
everyobyd?
Balls Don’t Lie
Must be a Geoge Costanza wallet.
that’s a power move.
He literally had a “fat wad” in his wallet.
Dana bible FTW. Even though that expression is gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Why would you bother working late to write a shitty repeat blog?
pretty sure the thumbs up button doesnt work, but anyway….. BALLS DON’T LIE is the clear winner here
mikeydatrillest and king black dude should be given pocket knives and be forced to fight to the death, you guys are just the worst
@smitty, I’ll donate the knives.