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MTVOver the weekend, it was made offish: MTV is bringing Jersey Shore back for a second season! Twelve episodes will air this summer, and the entire cast (aside from Season One sucka evictee Angelina) will be pumping their fists at a TBD location. (Producers are currently scouting near and far to find some fresh fanny for The Situation and Pauly D. Note: This may take awhile.) Take our poll to vote for where you think the show should be shot.

Where should the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast go for Season Two?

• Miami
• Ibiza
• South Boston
• The Congo
• Skywalker Ranch
• ‘The Hills’ of L.A.
• Detroit
• Cabo

Miami, Ibizia, The Congo, Cabo, blah, blah, blah. Always the same old shit. When will MTV finally start thinking outside the box? Wait a minute. Did it say Southie? Was that one of the choices? Arriba! Arriba! Listen, I don’t just want this to happen. This needs to happen! I mean I’d rather host Jersey Shore II that than the Olympics. And just to show I mean business I pledge to get a spray tan every week until the final decision is made and if we win I’ll keep my Spray Tan right through entire season. It will be like playoff beard except instead of whiskers it will be orange glow. I’d like to see another city leader match that. I play to win. Now Vote early and vote often and get me Jersey Shore II!