Spain Never Had A Chance
“Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning’s winning.”
Sure Spain hung around for a while today, but they never had a chance. Not with Vin Diesal in the crowd. You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car…
Eat a dick Spain…



Dude I’m fairly certain you said you wanted the US to lose.
Who would win in a headbutting contest, Vin Diesel or Ochocinco?
Spanish euroball pussies almost stole the game with those flops. Terrible officiating all 4 quarters.
yeah prez, you posted a while back that you are rooting against team usa you fat jew fuckface. go deep throat a boombox.
Yeah don’t mess with Vin Diesal. Dude’s a hardo. Even more than Vin Diesel.
Remember the time the 92′ Dream Team only won the gold medal game by 7 points?
cant tell if thats vin diesal or pittbull
one eyed bandit, remember who team usa played in the 1992 gold medal game? i’m not saying this team is better than the 1992 team but the level of competition is definitely something to consider.
Dave, I know you don’t like to correct spelling mistakes but come on. Diesal? That’s like middle school grammar.
wearing a wife beater to the gold medal game == HARDO Move.
I am adding “squid” and “hardo” to my daily vocab. Yeah, I am that guy. Fuck you all.
lawlessp55,
Obviously you don’t remember. 3 best players for team Spain today: Gasol, Fernandez and Navarro. I’ll take Radja, Kukoc and Petrovic and that Croatian team in a landslide over Spain. But please, keep repeating the same shit even though you don’t have a clue.
and to add about the competition in these games, Lithuania won the bronze in 1992, and they sure as hell had better players than team Russia in this competition. Kirilenko is nice and all, but he’s nothing compared to the talent that Lithuania had.
But i’m sure Gasol would’ve dominated the paint against the ’92 team and kept the game close by himself. Yep…sounds about right.
2012 team barely got by the Gasol brothers, are we suppossed to believe they would beat MJ, Magic, Bird, Barkley, Robinson, Etc?
hey langdon, they have medical procedures these days that will surgically remove the stick from your asshole. you should really look in to that
Hey looch,
Sorry if you hurt your feelings. If one guy is dumb enough to utter those words about the quality of play, without actually knowing what players were on the court in said competition, I think it’s only fair to call that idiot out. Just because Sportscenter repeats something on air, doesn’t make it true. Same goes with Fox news, but obviously your society works in a manner where one stupid fucker follows another. That would explain 8 yrs of Bush to us civilized people.
What’s really bothering you Langdon? You mad cuz “Great” Britain sucks at everything? Call us when you are relevant in a sport that doesn’t toss the Queen’s salad
I have absolutely NO RESPECT for the British. They live under this grand mass delusion that the Queen and the Royal Family are super human demi-gods. They worship a family who essentially does nothing but drain taxpayer money. The Queen of England is a cunt and the people who worship her are fucking idiots.
Total hardo move tornopen. Thumbs up.
langdon1975 – people here act that way over obama and celebrities, its really no different
langdon1975 – the commentators have continuously referenced the disparity in competition between now and then. NINE players on spain’s roster have NBA experience. i’m going to trust doug collins, doc rivers, and the other former NBA players/coaches assessments over yours. not to mention all i said was to consider the difference in competition, i specifically said ‘i am not saying that this team is better’ you stupid old fuck. go comment on a board talking about your mid-life crisis. and if you are from great britain, DEFINITELY shut the fuck up because your opinion of anything USA sports related means jack shit. now go brush your teeth with some pennies and roll on that ‘burnt hair’ fragranced deodarant you and all your fellow countrymen like so much while our ‘fat lazy asses’ continue to own the world in every sport.
and langdon – while im at it- in case you didn’t know, doug collins, doc rivers, ESPN, etc. are all bias towards the 1992 team because many of those personalities (who have spoken to the disparity in competition) either played for the 92 team or played with the guys on the 92 team. you just hate giving the USA credit. i wish they’d make FOOTBALL a sport so i could see our men fuckin CRUSH the world. literally, when i say crush i mean break the worlds bones, concussions all over the place, possibly a few deaths. like pick all of your biggest, fastest and strongest athletes and put them up against our best athletes and lets sit back and guess what your now mentally retarded athletes are trying to say in the postgame interviews. they’d have to have sly there just to translate for all you punks. and oh yeah, while im still at it- we do hate soccer. you know why? because we have the MLB, NBA and NFL. why would we want to watch a bunch of flopping cry baby bitches run around in their moms shorts kickin each other in the shins when we can watch those sports?
U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A.
langdon you are wrong plain and simple and your facts supporting your argument is wrong. i.e.- navarro fernandez and gasol are spains best plyers…. just a stupid statement to make to begin with
@Lawlesskp55, can I have your autograph? You just kicked the shit out of that silly ninny.
this is probably like the legit funniest blog you’ve written. congratulations!
Once again, Prez shows why he is king of the blog. Funny shit here. “Eat a Dick Spain”
@otwisted fucking golden comment, i’d say ochocinco wins though
lawlesskipp Our football players are mentally retarded and struggle through postgame news conferences too… Just saying.
@lawless – hey bro, what the fuck do you think the MLB is? guys are literally sitting down or standing around for 95% of the entire game. and guys still manage to get hurt doing nothing. id much rather watch soccer than dudes spitting chews and scratching their balls for 2 1/2 hours to see a total of 5 minutes of actual game action
as for the “9 players with NBA experience” on Spain’s roster maybe 3 of them actually have any impact in the league, the rest are bench warmers or barely role players. you could find plenty of those in the rosters of the 92 teams the US faced but for whatever reasons (communism, lack of international scouting) never played in the NBA
’92 wins 99 out of 100 games betwixt the two USA teams. Barkley alone would fuck everyone’s day up physically, let alone the rest of the cast. American (real) Football would be a hell of an international sport to watch. Conversely, if the lebrons/Kobes, Mike Wallaces/gronks of the US played eurosports.. god damn would the rest of the world get fucked up. USA soccer would be like 100000000-0. Thank fuck they don’t though.