Spartan Race New Year’s Resolutions
Looking for some motivation for your New Year’s Resolutions? Sign up for a spartan race and start preparing today. Unless you’re like me and can just walk onto the course and dominate….
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Philadelphia, PASeptember 21st, 2013 6:00 PM
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You should have posted the video where you couldnt even run a 40 without pulling your hamstring
Is there a bigger douche community on earth than marathon people? Jeebus, we get it marathon guy, you like to run….now shut up, nobody cares!!!
christosterone, I think those CrossFit assholes are starting to overtake marathoners in supreme douchiness.
I think people who watch Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men lead the world in douchiness factor. Seriously, I don’t know one person who admits to watching that shit yet supposedly they’re the most popular shows on tv?
What ever happen to just working out and lifting weights. Real Spartans wouldn’t be doing such faggotry
So glad you came out of your Jew lair long enough to post another advertisement!!! Fucking kike.
“I’m taking a break, I’m on one leg and no eyes”. Just an absolute Pigeon toed warrior.
Is getting rid of back fat on the list of New Year’s Resolutions?
Well I guess that fat lady that looks like a pumpkin provides definitive proof that anyone with a pulse can participate in this thing. What a scene, huh? A bunch of slobs lobbing pitchforks at scarecrows and carrying around 5 gallon buckets with 3 pounds of stone in them. This whole thing is beyond bizarre.
El Pres in your spartan video you look like a bloated Tim Tebow
Day one of the new year and you’re already posting a video of yourself. I bet you jerk off to yourself in front of a mirror.
@nutella real spartans had boy-servants they had sex with, so there was infinitely more faggotry. This spartan race is pretty gay, but not as gay as violating a 13 year old boy like they used to do
Pres does your time count when the tip of your nose crosses the finish line or your entire body? if its nose-tip thatll shave about an hour off your time
Hey Pres, no blog about Michigan getting their dicks stomped in today?
how tough is this?…in the opening scene of pres running up the hill there is a kid diggin in his shorts for a cliff bar..kiddin me?
Pres, no offense, but aren’t you setting your sights a little high here? Let’s not forget the “heart attack” you suffered walking up a flight of stairs.
im assuming it was a joke right?
I think “How’s my hair, still surfer?” may be your greatest line.
Was this a WWE audition?
You’d be better off calling Cheri Oteri and getting a Spartan cheerleader uniform.
it looks liek you just walked the whole way
Pres, are you gonna have time to change your tampon during the race? Your face looks bloated by the way.
7:10 mark..you are such knob gobbler.
V neck t-shirt, size triple moobs.
Is this just something for people who have never played actual sports to do to hang their hats on?
Good thing you didn’t try to run Tough Mudder pussy