Springfield College has a JV baseball team? Are you fucking shitting me? What’s that like 3 steps below Coed Intramural Softball? I mean honestly who plays JV baseball in college? I’ve never even heard of that before. So sorry if I’m not impressed that this Rollie Fingers dude is getting people out with his knuckle ball that doesn’t knuckle. Seriously bring that shit to me old man and see what happens. I’ll fucking send that slop to the moon and knock the dyslexia right out of you.

PS – I got to imagine that the only thing worse than playing Division 8 College JV baseball is playing it with an old man who won’t stop chattering it up in the dugout and thinks every game is Game 7 of the World Series.  That would make me want to poke my eyes out with a pencil.

Double PS – Did you hear the commentator of this video say Springfield was down 8 points going into the last inning? Welcome to the Big Leagues Mr. Hobbs.