Squatter Refusing To Leave This Detroit House Is Just About The Strangest Video I’ve Ever Seen
Oh boo hoo, boo hoo I have a squatter living in my house. Umm yeah you do.  That’s what happens when you buy a house for 23K.  It comes with squatters. This would be like going to a flea market and buying a Louis Vuitton bag for 20 bucks and then complaining that it didn’t wear well.   You get what you pay for. You buy a huge house for 23K? Automatic squatters. Automatic.
Elaine Blair 2012 – “take whatever the fuck you want party”
PS – I like the part when the reporter said “sometimes Heidi Peterson wakes up and things are in different spots or missing”. Umm yeah. She’s living with a squatter. Did you miss that part of the story?
Double PS – Fucking Detroit.
All this walking dead bullshit is fantastic. You jews really know how to earn a nickel.
Holy crap – did anyone else notice that Heidi’s kid is a different color than her?!?!?!?!
Video summed up at 3:07: “That’s, um, I guess something that happens in Detroit.”
You can’t call your bastard child a squatter; that’s not PC.
Detroit is complete fake life. Think that I’d rather live in Mogadishu or Kabul. Weather is better. Also, where the fuck was this woman for a year? Can’t just come home and think shit is the same as before. Errybody know it be finders keepers in Motown.
Triple PS: Taryn Asher; Yes please. With a name like that, you know she’s dirty. 3/1 odds she has a sex tape on the top shelf of her bedroom closet.
I’m going to start calling my father in law a squatter. Guy came to live with us “temporarily” back in January after he had heart surgery. 10 months later still there. Fucking guy deaf as a doorknob blares church on TV every Sunday morning at 5am. First time it happened I thought I had died and was being greeted by the angels in heaven. Nope,just the church choir. Fucking squatter
I’m with the double ps, fuck Detriot
this is fucking crazy town, we need some follow ups on the crazy president to be.
and how is this bitch out of money after buying the house if she left for months? something really strange going on here, live-in pimp maybe?
how do you not work in an office space/milton refernece in here? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd4fj9Efl4s
Isn’t it legal to kill someone who intrudes on your home? A gun is cheaper than a lawyer.
Seriously though she should buy a gun and tell the squatter she is going to shoot her because she’s invaded her home. If her liens turn out to be legitimate in 6 months then she can move back in… with a limp.
apparently the squatter popped that kid out as well.
http://www.masonjarsports.com
State senator huh?
way to reach out to your female stool population with the awesome purse metaphor.
Sounds like a great plot to a movie! The homeowner, played by Kate Hudson, returns home with her mulatto son to find that Whoopi Goldberg is living in her house as a squatter/presidential candidate. Hilarity ensues.
Fight The Power bitch!!! She’s got my vote.
Here is a simple solution. Next time that piece of shit squatter leaves the home….
- Toss everything she owns onto the front lawn
- Change the locks
- Call the police and let them deal with it
She needs to file a civil action and take legal steps to remove her… what the fuck is she waiting for? That lazy bitch needs to stop sitting around calling the TV News and take her stupid ass to a courthouse. Why wasn’t that done on day 1?
This homeowner is a fucking idiot.
Squatter is a piece of shit human.
Where is the baby daddy? Oh nevermind, i got a good look at the kid. yeah, borderline racist…. so what? Fuck you.
corylidleflymehome — dude, your lying… that is the main plot line of “King of Queens”.
Why can’t the owner just go and shoot this lady. That should do the trick.
tornopen: never watched king of queens because kevin james is about as funny as AIDS, and frankly I don’t give a fuck if you think i’m lying
All’s well on Obama land. “Yes, honey, I do need all those guns”.
Hey keefer1, that’s a pretty crappy Barstool rip off site you got there. Basically just posting everything BSS does. Nice
Nice teeth pussy.
@corylidleflymehome — I will give you pass on your dipshit attitude since you have to put up with your father in law mooching off you.
“This would be like going to a flea market and buying a Louis Vuitton bag for 20 bucks and then complaining that it didn’t wear well”
what does this sentence even mean?? It’s a good thing this looks like Russian to me right?
How do you buy a house, even if it is for $23K, and just NOT live in it for a whole year? Something smells fishy here (pun intended).
This is a situation easily solved by glock 22, duct tape, and a high pressure hose
ya im sitting in Detroit right now work work. Place sucks
The mudshark’s voice spells it all out. It breeds out a butt nugget, leaves humankind, has no idea what is going on. Looks like the squatter just knows the owner is mentally ill. It’s been mentioned already and it’s the first thing I thought of. Throw the squatter’s shit out, change the locks, and hopefully it breaks in. Then you open fire and ventilate it. Unfortunately, you will get a black jury in Detoilet, so if you are white you are found guilty of murder. That’s why you double tap it outside the house and call the police. They will show up in a few days but they don’t even investigate murders there.
I lost it when she said she ran for state Senate. As corrupt as the government can be at times, thank god it keeps people like this far far away from the state house, and into the dumpster they belong.
If you’re the home owner here how do you not take care of this situation immediately? Why fuck around and trying to understand why this lady is in your house? Like I’d give it 5 mins tops, then I’d just kill her.
Well it’s official, I will be squatting in Kate Upton’s Apartment by the end of the weekend.
Solution: Call the cops you dumb cunt
straight up, if i was in that situation a squatter would be vacated in 26 seconds flat. na’mean?