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34 Responses to Stanford Orientation Geek Breaks His Back Trying To Be Cool

1. 
   by boo radley on October 28, 2011 at 4:15 pm

   Pres you don’t give anyone else Fridays off, it’s not fair that you don’t work
2. 
   by heisthejuan on October 28, 2011 at 12:17 pm

   Well, looks like he’ll have to transfer or face four years of, “Aren’t you the guy…”
3. 
   by ans on October 28, 2011 at 12:17 pm

   how is there nothing on the outcome of this one… literally nothing out there
4. 
   by dbrown on October 28, 2011 at 12:20 pm

   Just went straight up limp, He fucked up son.
5. 
   by dana bibles midget penis on October 28, 2011 at 12:24 pm

   Remember the good old days when you could beat up geeks and make fun of them and it was not cool to be a nerd?  Fuck you, nerds and ipad dorks.
    
6. 
   by shmaaa on October 28, 2011 at 12:24 pm

   Wow. I hope he is okay.
7. 
   by mctrippy on October 28, 2011 at 12:24 pm

   fucking ouch. that happened to homer simpson once except it was a fire hydrant.
8. 
   by meriweathershelmet on October 28, 2011 at 12:25 pm

   Suck for luck!
9. 
   by WreckingBall on October 28, 2011 at 12:34 pm

   too perfect where the sticky note ended up.  he was seeing stars, and someone’s reminder on how to do laundry from their mom
10. 
    by Stiles on October 28, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    Dude, you’re dead.
11. 
    by malaka on October 28, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    epic video. That’s what happens when nerds try to impress, they die.
12. 
    by gronkzilla on October 28, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    Imagine that shit? You study your balls off in high school, don’t go out drinking, pass up all that high school tang, and on the first day of college you lose all dick using priveleges for life? Gives whole different meaning to the “Quad”.
13. 
    by RC Cola on October 28, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    i hope that table doesn’t need to be replaced
14. 
    by commenter on October 28, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    <i>That’s what happens when nerds try to impress, they die. </i>
    Tell me about it. — Steve Jobs
15. 
    by bostonworm on October 28, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    he didn’t break his damn back he’s just a fucking pussy. He MAY have fractured a vertebre or broke a rib, but he didn’t BREAK his back. Plus, even if you do break your back that doesn’t mean your paralyzed, you need your spinal cord to be torn for that to happen, and a little puss fall like this aint gonna make that happen. too bad nobody laughed
16. 
    by mattsh20 on October 28, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    Ya, stick to computers, Nerd. Leave the athletic stuff to the non Nerds.
17. 
    by lightfeet on October 28, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    Not really sure his thought process here? So even if he sticks the landing then what? your standing on top of a table in the middle of the campus center like a weirdo, prolly better off breaking his shit like he did.
18. 
    by gronkzilla on October 28, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    Worm, didn’t know you were on scene with your xray machine. Fag.
19. 
    by dansin on October 28, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    What is the best case scenario here? He jumps on top of the table and then what? It’s probably better that he fell, maybe actually less embarassment
20. 
    by lightfeet on October 28, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    @dansin…just because you change some words around doesn’t make it cool to rip off my post bro, major party foul… #swaggajacked
21. 
    by twentytwo on October 28, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    i like the token nice black guy at the end
22. 
    by bostonworm on October 28, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    gronk I’m saying I’ve seen lesser men take worse falls – one of which resulted in a fractured vertebre, and if this pussy breaks his back from that fall he’s even frailer than he looks. Fuck, I know a guy who jumped off a 3rd story balcony in mexico landed 1/2 in and 1/2 out of the pool, from the waist down landed on the concrete and waist up into the pull smashing his face on the side underwater. He THOUGHT he broke his back/spine, but after swelling subsided he had fractured vertebre and regained feeling. So I stand by my shooting from the hip style of medicine and I’m saying this guy didn’t break his back
23. 
    by rgoat on October 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    Sweet story bostonworm….tell it again.
24. 
    by malaka on October 28, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    boston worm good story, now   kill yourself
25. 
    by lightfeet on October 28, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    thank god we have bostonworm M.D. trolling the comments section to clearify these type of things for us
26. 
    by fuckinaden on October 28, 2011 at 3:22 pm

    Hey bostonworm…shut ur dick hole faggit
27. 
    by RC Cola on October 28, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    too bad that retard regained feeling bostonworm. idiots like that shouldn’t breed
28. 
    by meriweathershelmet on October 28, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    Bostonworm you should have your own blog
29. 
    by rexisfat on October 28, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    It’s videos like this that make life tolerable…
30. 
    by ryfield on October 28, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    i wish boston worm would break HIS back
31. 
    by pissahguy on October 28, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    That’ll get the kids jacked up!! Who wants to go do some icebreakers!
32. 
    by teeballallstar on October 28, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    the table looks to be in good shape after that idiot knocked it down
33. 
    by teeballallstar on October 28, 2011 at 6:47 pm

    if this dumbass got into Stanford then i can be top of the class at Harvard law
34. 
    by tallblondie on October 29, 2011 at 2:49 am

    I’m a Stanford freshman and have been hunting this bro all over campus…. I have yet to see him at a single frat party, but I feel like paralyzed people don’t get into those.