DM — The long-suffering girlfriends of X-Box addicts may welcome claims from a U.S. psychologist that men who spend too much time playing video games could be doing themselves more harm than they think. Stanford University’s Professor Philip Zimbardo argues that the over-use of video games and online porn is creating a ‘generation of male misfits’, with young men developing ‘arousal addictions’ that leave them unable to function normally in the real world or develop healthy relationships. Dr Zimbardo believes men are spending too much time in isolation in the digital world, and says that lonely people die earlier, the Mercury News reports.

Zimbardo is still alive? What the fuck? I thought that maniac and Pavlov died like 100 years ago? Seriously he’s still walking around pretending to be a psychologist, who knew? Just doing bullshit studies and pretending to be a genius. Gee, what happens when we lock a bunch of people up in a cage and tell other people they’re the masters? Oh, they beat the fuck out of prisoners. Ok good to know. What happens when society creates first person shooters and POV porn and 3D movies and shit? Oh men stop dealing with the naggy bitches who they were forced to interact with for centuries because there was no other option? Yup. Sorry ladies but if it’s a choice between going to brunch with your mom or storming Normandy in Call of Duty I’m grabbing my towel and hitting the fucking beach.