Took the family to Washington DC over Feb vacation and spotted this fine specimen at the Capitals/Rangers game. He was sitting on the bench near the concession stand and threw up repeatedly, before slumping to the ground and continuing to vomit on the floor. I immediately whipped out my blackberry to take a picture and was confronted by an angry woman who asked me why on Earth I would ever take a picture of that. I told her it was a Stoolie’s duty, and if she was so concerned for his well-being, that perhaps she should go help him up and clean him. She stormed off. My question is…does throwing up everywhere and then passing out in it, at a sold out hockey game, in front of thousands of people get this guy laid??
Viva La Stool!
Is this KFC? This would explain why he didn’t post a blog about the Knicks vs. Heat game last night. Anyway I’m so confused. Is Kristen a mother? I think she is right? Like how else can you interpret “took the family to DC over Feb vacation”? You know what that means right? Yup we got a certified MILF Stoolie on our hands! And….I’m hard…
PS – Stay classy New York.