Steve Jobs Gets In Email Battle With Some College Slut Who Wanted Help With Her Homework


Gawker - Steve Jobs is known for replying to random emails sent to his personal Apple email address. Well, a college journalism student from Long Island emailed him about a problem she had with Apple’s PR department. Long Island University senior Chelsea Kate Isaacs, 22, emailed Jobs Thursday with a complaint: Her journalism professor had assigned her a story on a new initiative at her college to buy iPads for all incoming students. She wanted to get a quote from Apple about the use of iPads in academic settings. But when she repeatedly called Apple’s PR department, leaving six voice messages, they never got back to her. Isaacs wasn’t expecting a response. But Jobs did get back to Isaacs. (Isaacs assures us these emails are “100% real, authentic and unchanged.” A couple of technically-savvy people who looked over the email headers said they look legit.) Isaacs was pissed. “I was a little surprised; it’s just so unprofessional,” she told us. “I was like, Wow, Steve Jobs, I get it. You made Apple, you have a shit-load of money but you have no class.”
The entire thread between Chelsea Kate Isaacs and Steve Jobs
On Sep 16, 2010, at 3:22 PM, XXXX@my.liu.edu wrote:
Dear Mr. Jobs,
As a college student, I can honestly say that Apple has treated me very well; my iPod is basically the lifeline that gets me through the day, and thanks to Apple’s Final Cut Pro, I aced last semester’s video editing project. I was planning to buy a new Apple computer to add to my list of Apple favorites.
Because I have had such good experiences as a college student using Apple products, I was incredibly surprised to find Apple’s Media Relations Department to be absolutely unresponsive to my questions, which (as I had repeatedly told them in voicemail after voicemail) are vital to my academic grade as a student journalist.
For my journalism course, I am writing an article about the implementation of an iPad program at my school, the CW Post Campus of Long Island University.
The completion of this article is crucial to my grade in the class, and it may potentially get published in our university’s newspaper. I had 3 quick questions regarding iPads, and wanted to obtain answers from the most credible source: Apple’s Media Relations Department.
I have called countless times throughout the week, leaving short, but detailed, messages which included my contact information and the date of my deadline. Today, I left my 6th message, which stressed the increasingly more urgent nature of the situation. It is now the end of the business day, and I have not received a call back. My deadline is tomorrow.
Mr. Jobs, I humbly ask why Apple is so wonderfully attentive to the needs of students, whether it be with the latest, greatest invention or the company’s helpful customer service line, and yet, ironically, the Media Relations Department fails to answer any of my questions which are, as I have repeatedly told them, essential to my academic performance.
For colleges nationwide, Apple is at the forefront of improving the way we function in the academic environment, increasing the efficiency of conducting academic research, as well as sharing and communicating with our college communities.
With such an emphasis on advancing our education system, why, then, has Apple’s Media Relations team ignored my needs as a student journalist who is just trying to get a good grade?
In addition to the hypocrisy of ignoring student needs when they represent a company that does so much for our schools, the Media Relations reps are apparently, also failing to responsibly handle the inquiries of professional journalists on deadlines. Unfortunately, for a journalist in the professional world, lacking the answers they need on deadline day won’t just cost them a grade; it could cost them their job.
Thank you very much for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Chelsea Kate Isaacs
Senior
CW Post – Long Island University
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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——-Original Message——-
From: Steve Jobs
Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 16:19:13
To: XXXX@my.liu.edu
Subject: Re: Mr. Jobs – Student Journalist Concerned about Apple’s Media
Relations Dept.
Our goals do not include helping you get a good grade. Sorry.
Sent from my iPhone
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On Sep 16, 2010, at 4:37 PM, XXXX@my.liu.edu wrote:
Thank you for your reply. I never said that your goal should be to “help me get a good grade.” Rather, I politely asked why your media relations team does not respond to emails, which consequently, decreases my chances of getting a good grade. But, forget about my individual situation; what about common courtesy, in general —- if you get a message from a client or customer, as an employee, isn’t it your job to return the call? That’s what I always thought. But I guess that’s not one of your goals. Yes, you do have a creative approach, indeed.
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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——-Original Message——-
From: Steve Jobs
Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 17:10:12
To: XXXX@my.liu.edu
Subject: Re: Mr. Jobs – Student Journalist Concerned about Apple’s
MediaRelations Dept.
Nope. We have over 300 million users and we can’t respond to their requests unless they involve a problem of some kind. Sorry.
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On Sep 16, 2010, at 5:32 PM, XXXX@my.liu.edu wrote:
You’re absolutely right, and I do meet your criteria for being a customer who deserves a response:
1. I AM one of your 300 million users.
2. I DO have a problem; I need answers that only Apple Media Relations can answer.
Now, can they kindly respond to my request (my polite and friendly voice can be heard in the first 5 or 10 messages in their inbox). Please, I am on deadline.
I appreciate your help.
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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From: Steve Jobs
To: XXXX@my.liu.edu
Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 18:27:36 -0700
Subject: Re: Mr. Jobs – Student Journalist Concerned about Apple’sMediaRelations Dept.
Please leave us alone.
Sent from my iPhone
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First of all let me just say that I’m not sure I 100% believe this email chain is real. It just seems strange that this chick would be sending these types of messages from her Blackberry instead of a computer. Like who writes that much shit on a PDA? Plus would you really send Steve Jobs an email from your Blackberry when you want help from him? How stupid can you be? Although I guess after reading what a big cunt this chick is it shouldn’t be that suprising. Like it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out she is an only child, comes from a rich family and is spoiled to death and has never had to work a real day in her whole life. She thinks the entire world revolves around her and is totally and completely detached from reality. Because she can spin this anyway she wants, but she honestly thinks Apple owes it to her to return her phone calls for so she can get a good grade on her community college homework assignment because she has an ipod. Therefore my only complaint with the way Steve Jobs handled this is that he didn’t go far enough. Here is what I would have written back:
Hey listen you little cunt. I don’t give a fuck about you. Just because you own an ipod like the rest of the world doesn’t mean we owe you shit. Bottom-line is you needed help for some community college homework assignment. Big whoop. You think we have time for that shit? We’re a busy ass company. We can’t be pandering to stuck up bitches who think the world revolves around them or else we’d get nothing done all day. Your questions had nothing to do with helping Apple, helping our products or helping the masses. And you’re not a student journalist either. You’re just a student. So stop fucking calling us and grow up. Bottomline is the only way I’ll help you is if you open your pouty little lips so I can stick my cock in it.
PS – Blackberrys give you cancer.

Yeah, this chick is the cunt here. Nothing he wrote (assuming he wrote it) was bad. She should just go turn her iPod on, shove a dick in her mouth, and shut the fuck up.
I’m going out to buy an Apple computer today. Jobs is right…thhey have real work to do. THis self-centered bitch needs to get off her high-horse.
Jesus fuck. Just call someone else for a quote and stop using so many adverbs.
Steve Jobs is ghey
agreed who the fuck types all that on a PDA and a Blackberry to boot, I’m sure he loved that.
Plus I doubt very much he typed that last line.
I’d definitely fuck the shit out of her though.
Dear Chelsea
Soooo what would you be prepared to do for this “help” you are requesting ?
Maaaaaybe ….. oh I don’t know….. SUCK DADDY”S COCK ?
Sincerely
Steve
What a fucking needy bitch. Why couldn’t she just plagiarize and make some shit up like every other CC student. Or just Google whatever her stupid ass questions were. Hope she gives good head and shaves her box so she can marry rich.
Blog grade: B
This chick is cute, well, from what you can see. It’s always hard to make a real judgment on a chick without a full body shot, but I digress.
Steve Jobs didn’t write this. Even if he did, this is not front page, last page or any kind of interesting news. Who cares? If he had said something like go drive off a cliff or shut the fuck up or something actually funny, then I would appreciate reading about it. However these emails simply look like he was having his glass of wine on the weekend and said to one of his friends, “Damn this bitch is funny, read this shit!” Then his friend said “hey it would be funny if you wrote back to her” to which Steve said, “yeah whatever, knock yourself out, I don’t give a shit”
Plus the media HATES Steve Jobs so anything he does that’s merely side conversation worthy becomes actual news so I can see how you found this. However, I actually side with the billionaire on this one. I wouldn’t have responded at all, but it is pretty funny that she claims he actually emailed her so she had something to procrastinate with instead of doing her goddamn homework
If she would have focused her e-mail on the lack of customer service and not her homework, maybe she would have got somewhere… Apple is not in the business of working to every college students’ homework deadlines.
sending cunty emails to CEO’s. theres an app for that too.
she’s 22 and already has had some work down on that cock sucker of hers… she sucks.. i would have responded with… stop emailing me, and calling my PR people, we have shit to do that is meaningful.. go fuck yerself – Steve
ps she looks like the joker’s sister or something… i just puked in my mouth
baldingmick out
wow a needy self absorbed more important than everyone else college skank from Long Island..let me guess…
Could this girl be a JAP and a FLID
That doesn’t look real, even a CWP LIU student could either easily fake it or fall for it.
A little advice. Sending Stevie emails from your Blackberry and not an iPhone while saying you are a loyal Apple customer might not get you that far hon.
the response may have been real but it def wasnt Jobs. Like hes going to respond to this and if he did im sure he wouldnt say leave us alone.
Fuck Steve Jobs and his shitty iPhone.
Her nose is f’d up. She looks like some ex-boyfriend had too much of her cunty ways and went all domestic violence on that face, leaving a nice indent.
It’s not that uncommon for Steve Jobs to respond to emails sent to his public address. The consensus is that this probably was him. That said, she totally deserved the public Internet spanking she’s receiving, and I agree with the majority of commentors here in that I would be willing to give her a private one as well.
she probably got that response because she’s sending that email from her crackberry vs. the iPhone. smart thinking bitch.
and yea, this email is definitely all a hoax.
prez, don’t you have a blackberry?