Stoolie Calls Into Mike Francesa And Asks How Many Push-Ups He Can Do
(YouTube) – This Callers Tinder game must be STRONG. Viva La Stool
Ridiculous question, Mike? What’s so ridiculous about randomly asking somebody how many pushups they can do? I guess the pickup line of 2013 only works on Tinder and not radio call-in shows on Media Row at the Super Bowl.
PS – questions obviously started as a joke but I’ve convinced myself that you can tell everything you need to know about a person by their answer how many pushups they can do. If a chick has any answer at all then that’s bad. Chicks should always say “haha what?” If she gives a number or asks “girl or guy pushups?” then she can probably kick your ass.
Guy breakdown goes like this:
Under 10: I hope you’re really good at math because you never played a sport.
10 – 20: The most athletic thing you’ve ever done is pick daisies in right field.
20 -30: You used to be in shape but you haven’t seen the inside of a gym since high school Senior Night.
30 -40: You never played sports but in old age found a gym. You talk about working out all the time but your body still sucks and you’re weak.
50 +: You’re a man
I think we need to see how many feitalstein can do
The muscle bound guidos who have never played a sport and pound out 300 pushups at the gym for everyone to see are bigger faggots than men who cuff their jeans.
he asked that because that’s what carton always asks after an interview. leave the NY stuff to NY.
Fetus, how many can you do? 20? 25? You seem like a big time Puss bag.
no fucking way feiteljew can do 50+ push ups
Feiteljew, how much did you pay your little brother to make that phone call to pretend your “push-up” pickup line is catching on? Fag.
we absolutley need a video of feitelberg doing pushups and we needed it yesterday
If feitelberg can do 50 pushups ill suck my own dick
congratulations feitelberg you came up with the work gimmick that barstool sports has to offer. this question has never been funny….at all. you can have KFC and big cat try to pump you up everyday for the next year and a true stoolie will not be fooled, because we all know what a clown you truly are. now please do us all a favor and go home only to NEVER return again.
PS. Pres, lets make a deal. you fire this squid already and i will buy 1 of every item the stool store has to offer. Dead serious, im sick of reading this donkeys blogs that much. deals only valid if hes fired from barstool completely, he cant go on the black out tours, he cant do the wake ups, he cant be a intern or personal assistant for anyone who works at barstool, and he cant even be a janitor for the office. he has to be completely erased from barstool sports, and cant be affiliated with anyone who works at barstool sports.
**** Worst gimmick**** ……. not work
Here’s an idea joe forte.. before clicking on a blog, why don’t you look and see who writes it first? There you go. Problem solved. Moron.
Joe forte, if you really dont like reading this donkeys blogs, why do you continue to read them? Heres a simple answer: don’t fucking read them.
forte don’t you belong on a neil blog with the rest of the insufferables?
what is that pres’s rating scale? It doesn’t count if you only go down halfway cause your nose hits the floor.
I hope pres puts a million dollar shit on sale and takes joe forte up on his offer, shits legal bro.
Forte- calling somebody a ‘squid’ when you just offered to buy everything at Barstool to have a blogger fired in a comment longer and worse than any blog I’ve ever read here. You could teach squidology 101.
How do you not have a mac…what a dump laptop…if i was a blogger it would be an absolute must to have a macbook air
No comment on “how MUCH pushups can you do?” What a fucking dumbas.
No comment on “how MUCH pushups can you do?” What a fucking dumbass.
I’m in love with Renee
How are push-ups manly? Scrawny 10 year old girls can do hundreds of push-ups.
joe forte, you’re a ‘real stoolie’?..come back when you get your first pube you twat..
joe forte, the most disturbing thing about your 50 thousand word comment is that I think you were serious. Like, you were legit giving Portnoy an ultimatum in your head typing that.
Nothing for 40-50? are we just calling that one average?
Yikes. How is this worthy of a rebroadcast. One of you has wanted to rape this guy ever since he was roofied at his studio and napped it out for a bit. Starting to get lazy boys.
you guys are morons….A) i dont read the clowns blogs anymore, he just needed to be put in his place so he doesnt think hes a good blogger because someone went alone with his lame ass gimmick, you can tell from the blg he thinks hes the man, someone had to remind him that he sucks…..B) obviously i know pres wouldnt make a deal because he wont fire feitelberg if he hasnt by now. i said it because if pres entertained the idea in the slightest bit feitelberg would start to question how much pres really values him and it would create a tention that has a chance to lead to him leaving and the smallest chance is good enough for me. some of yous are stuck on rookie ball and its time to step ya game up.
@joe forte…you should flush out your vagina. It’s seriously starting to smell in here.
guys don’t ask feitelburg to videotape himself doing pushups… the guy has been waiting all of his life for this moment
Live pushup contest on your little Google Hangout. And a One-Armed Rocky is the only way to define a man by pushups.
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@joe forte is that you Manzo?