(NYP) – A 43-year-old Brooklyn high school administrator allegedly propositioned oral sex from a 15-year-old student and made vile sexual comments to two other girls, city investigators said this morning. Progress HS for Professional Careers assistant principal William Abreu as a sleazy sexual predator who lured the three girls into his private office with promises of a summer job — but only in a bid to test their willingness to perform sexual favors. “Would you suck my balls for me? That’s the things [sic] you have to do to succeed,” he allegedly told one of the teenage girls. “You have to come to work looking sexy, so I can see how pretty you are.” Abreu asked a second girl about her bedroom habits with her boyfriend, and suggested she could stay a virgin by having only anal sex. He told at least two of the three girls that he had gotten to where he was by sleeping around, and asked one of them if she’d be willing to do the same, the investigation found.

I suppose I can see how a 43 year old shouldn’t be asking a 15 year old to suck his balls or asking how she fucks her boyfriend and shit like that. But the thing is, he wasn’t wrong. Teachers are constantly asked by students how to succeed. Every time they give the same answers: Work hard. Focus on your studies. Don’t be a fool, stay in school. Drugs are bad. Well William Abreu got tired of being a cog in the machine. Tired of feeding the same old lies to every wide eyed student hoping to reach their dreams. You wanna get where you’re going, kid? Be hot, suck balls and don’t be shy with the anal. Great advice. It’s the 21st century, girls. Dick sucking gets you the job, ball sucking and ass play gets you up the corporate ladder.