Study Proves Scientifically Red Sox Fans are Better Than Everybody Else in America
The Media Audit – A survey among U.S. adults ranks Boston as the top market for professional baseball for a second year in a row. The surveys conducted in 88 U.S. markets between January 2008 and January 2009 by
The Media Audit ranks U.S. cities on the percentage who regularly follow professional baseball on radio or TV. Among all U.S. adults, 51.2% regularly follow professional baseball, up slightly from 50.7% a year ago. 76.1% of adults reguarly follow the sport, making Bostonians nearly 50% more likely than the average U.S. adult to follow pro baseball. South New Hampshire is second on the list with 71% regularly following professional baseball, followed by Cleveland (70.7%), St. Louis (69.4%) and Long Island (68.3%).
Ha! How you like them apples? Of course this study didn’t tell us anything we didn’t already know, but for the rest of the country, let this be a lesson to you. You whine about how the Sox have one of the highest payrolls in the Majors. You bitch about Sox fans invading your ballparks, outnumbering your fans and making twice as much noise as you in your own backyards. You say we’re overbearing and obnoxious. Well here’s why. We care more than you. We knew it, you knew it, and now it’s been proven by science. You can hate us, just like you hated the kid who got better grades than you because he studied harder. Or the guy who got the promotion over you because he worked harder. Or the kid who made varsity over you because he was working on his jumper while you were playing WoW or beating off to your Hustler stash. It’s called dedication. And it’s the reason the Sox are the team of the decade. Because we deserve nothing less.

I guess being part of the largest number of Front Runners makes you sweet… or just some other loser wanna be. All you have done was taken a title the Yankees held and duched it up a little more.
Nobody is as annoying as Cubs fans.
This chick has a cock and balls.
wearing a cup
South New Hampshire??
weezy, longpole,,,see ya….so good to be back!
» Rman64 said: { Apr 23, 2009 – 12:04:18 }
Yep we’re seceding from “New Hampshire” any day now so we can have bars open past 1pm.
Of course there is nothing more scientific than a poll …
nope. That is HARD science. Where were these people in the late 90s…
did I say 1pm? I meant 1am.
Hahahaha, on behalf of everyone in Southern California I have to say this is the most ridiculous thing to be proud of I have ever seen.
Real fun Friday nights guys, stuck in the house with your shit weather, all pissed off and cuddled up with Red Sox baseball. Then again I’ve seen your “local smokeshows” on this site and I would rather watch baseball too.
“Or the kid who made varsity over you because he was working on his jumper while you were playing WoW or beating off to your Hustler stash. ”
I literally laughed out loud to that
Trying to figure out what you see as a positive with this story?
Should be retitled “Science proves most pathetic fan base in sports”
dont hate on beating off to a hustler stash.
Suppertino, not our fault the angels aren’t worth watching.
go watch E Entertainment, we will keep watching sports
On behalf of everyone in the Northeast Suppertino ~ Fuck off.
Who would be proud of this?
» Suppertino said: { Apr 23, 2009 – 12:04:00 }
Hahahaha, on behalf of everyone in Southern California I have to say this is the most ridiculous thing to be proud of I have ever seen.
Why anybody from Southern California would read this blog is puzzling to me. They should rename that part of CA to Northern Mexico.
Pres, you ban that flaming homosexual longpole???
Pres did u lay the ban on weezy and longpole? classic….there goes 80% of the drivel on the comment boards
Suppertino, enjoy your skin cancer and die.
so dead baby and pedophile jokes or ok….transvestite jokes, not so much. interesting.
Suppertino is 100% right, anyone doubting him list 2 ways in which this makes you “proud” and not embarrassed.
The person with the most pathetic (or in your eyes “Best”) reasons wins the”Lamest fan award among the best fans” or whatever you stalkers want to call yourselves.
Tatum seek help. You need to get laid, or a hug or something
What’s more funny than a dead Casey Tatum?
NOTHING
two things:
1. i bet STL is always top 5 no matter what year, unlike Boston who prob. cracked the list recently.
2. suppertino, you are a faggot. I lived in socal and most people sit inside no matter what the weather.
p.s usually the weather is pretty nice during baseball season dumbass
Ha ha. You guys just keep proving my point, your life became sad the moment you turned entertainment into religion. The namecalling is great though, really proves your point.
I’m just an outsider looking in, and the fact that you guys would be proud of this survey’s result is amazing to the rest of us.
Suppertino enjoy the next earthquake, it’ll be a doozy.
“Hahahaha, on behalf of everyone in Southern California”
Hmm the worst section of the worst state in the union. No thanks.
Supertino please continue to check in the people on this site are a marvel of sociology.
hey no one took my challenge?? you couldn’t even come up with 2 points you turkeys??
Wouldn’t really call this survey scientific. But I have to agree with everything else.
Went to Dodger stadium last June and had to leave the place. Too many fat fucks deepthroating DodgerDogs to the sweet sounds of “La Bamba” and arguing with other “fans” in Spanish. No one even paid attention to the game. Vomit. Cali sucks.