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Huff – A Subway “sandwich artist” admitted today to putting his penis on the store’s sandwich bread and posting the photo on Instagram. The bombshell comes after HuffPost Weird News received several photos posted by two men in Columbus, Ohio, who work for the restaurant chain. Their Twitter and Instagram pages are festooned with photos of their exploits (see below). In several photos, Subway’s signature bread is shaped into penises. One of the men, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram that “today at work I froze my pee” in a water bottle. Boggs posted — and later deleted — the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username “weedpriest” with a caption that reads, “My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today.”  In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but denied doing the dirty deed at work.”I would never do that at work — it was at home,” he said. “This isn’t something I’d ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.” Store employees confirmed that Boggs and Jett currently work at the Subway location at Tuttle Crossing Boulevard in Columbus. The chain’s corporate office didn’t return calls for comment by press time.

 

Ok well I think everyone has experimented with frozen piss before, so that’s no big deal. The thing that’s really gonna be the nail in this guy’s sandwich artist coffin is that pic of him mushroom-stamping the Italian herb and cheese. Total Subway career killer. In fact I think that’s like Chapter.1 in the employee manual. Greet customers with a smile, make sure all sandwiches are properly portioned, don’t slap your dick on the bread and post a photo of it on the internet. Basic sandwich artist stuff.

And this dude can spare me the act about how he did this at home as a joke. You cook footlong sub rolls in official Subway baking sheets at your apartment bro? That’s what you do? Come home from a long day making sandwiches at Subway and proceed to make Subway sandwiches for dinner? Gimme a break. You put your cock on company bread on company time. Nothing to do but own it now.

PS – If you get Subway today after reading this blog then you automatically have the gay.