So this started by her sending a response to me asking if she was hot. Along with a lot of other smack talk she assured me she gets a “LOT” of attention but she’s not sold on putting pics out there. So I replied with a great idea…
me: what about something with like a “viva la stool” or “viva la blowjob” sign over your face if you dont want ppl to see that?
summer: im not crazy about the idea but ill consider it. what’s this pic worth to you?
me: the cover the face suggestion would be to hide your identity but get you on the site. as far as what the pics worth nothing more than healing a crippling curiosity.
summer: haha figured. i really don’t need any personal validation from the stoolies but im not completely closed off to the idea. like i said, i was just trying to give some suggestions to help a few guys out. thanks for the love today. ill be in touch. enjoy the suits finale!
me: first of all you’re playing the most difficult game of hard to get ever. second, did you literally mean what’s it worth when you asked that? that just clicked that you might have meant that. are you saying you’d want to be paid? or are you saying you want free tickets to a blackout show or something?
summer: haha no im not trying to get paid, but i do hate to disappoint by not sending anything. im also minorly offended that you guys really seem to believe that there aren’t any good looking chicks out there who also like giving head. it can’t be that rare.
me: we can do blackout tix. it’s not the rarity of a hot girl that does, it’s the panache with which you approach it.
summer: im not sure whether i should take that as a compliment or an insult.
me: you should take it as a pic worthy compliment
And that’s the last I’ve heard. Now I’m not giving up. I will not go quietly into the night. But what the fuck is Summer’s deal? Listen I absolutely love this back and forth game. I eat it up. But you clearly want to send me the pictures. Just do it. Every email ends with something like “well i don’t want to disappoint” or “I’ll think about it” or “I’ll consider it. It’s like you’re just waiting for me to say the magic word. Is it please? Will you please send me the fucking pictures? Nothing wrong with going around town known as the girl who loves to suck dick. Summer you have two options: either send me the pics or run away with me to elope. That’s it.