Summer And I Are Playing A Game Of Cat And Mouse And It’s Turning Me On
So this started by her sending a response to me asking if she was hot. Along with a lot of other smack talk she assured me she gets a “LOT” of attention but she’s not sold on putting pics out there. So I replied with a great idea…
Emails
me: what about something with like a “viva la stool” or “viva la blowjob” sign over your face if you dont want ppl to see that?
summer: im not crazy about the idea but ill consider it. what’s this pic worth to you?
me: the cover the face suggestion would be to hide your identity but get you on the site. as far as what the pics worth nothing more than healing a crippling curiosity.
summer: haha figured. i really don’t need any personal validation from the stoolies but im not completely closed off to the idea. like i said, i was just trying to give some suggestions to help a few guys out. thanks for the love today. ill be in touch. enjoy the suits finale!
me: first of all you’re playing the most difficult game of hard to get ever. second, did you literally mean what’s it worth when you asked that? that just clicked that you might have meant that. are you saying you’d want to be paid? or are you saying you want free tickets to a blackout show or something?
summer: haha no im not trying to get paid, but i do hate to disappoint by not sending anything. im also minorly offended that you guys really seem to believe that there aren’t any good looking chicks out there who also like giving head. it can’t be that rare.
me: we can do blackout tix. it’s not the rarity of a hot girl that does, it’s the panache with which you approach it.
summer: im not sure whether i should take that as a compliment or an insult.
me: you should take it as a pic worthy compliment
And that’s the last I’ve heard. Now I’m not giving up. I will not go quietly into the night. But what the fuck is Summer’s deal? Listen I absolutely love this back and forth game. I eat it up. But you clearly want to send me the pictures. Just do it. Every email ends with something like “well i don’t want to disappoint” or “I’ll think about it” or “I’ll consider it. It’s like you’re just waiting for me to say the magic word. Is it please? Will you please send me the fucking pictures? Nothing wrong with going around town known as the girl who loves to suck dick. Summer you have two options: either send me the pics or run away with me to elope. That’s it.
very suspicious you might be getting played by a gay dude
also do some detective work…ask her where she’s from and where she went/goes to school…then find her on facebook
Abosolutly, there is no way this is a chick. You are totally getting played by some gay guy.
Just do it summer, just do it I want an ass shot and a full frontal shot and maybe some lip tounge action
I know it’s a little forward, but would you mind asking her if she’d like to partake in the Greek Olympics with me?
$20 Feits spends his lunch hour in a dark anonymous glory hole with a 340lb white guy named Summer clamped on his dick
this has gaystoolie written all over it
” im also minorly offended that you guys really seem to believe that there aren%u2019t any good looking chicks out there who also like giving head. it can%u2019t be that rare.”
Definitely words of a fat/ugly slob.
if she was hot she would have sent a pic by now.
She’s not ho, she’s fat and doesn’t average 1 bj a day. Wake up.
It’s a game of fat and mouse.
you both sound pathetic
i mean, im pretty certain that its a chick who is just overweight enough to find unattractive, probably has a bad acne problem as well. her “boyfriend” most likely has shallow hal disease, or this chick can suck a mean dick
I agree, 2 ton chick or fat gay dude.
My bet is she is a solid 6…if she was really ugly she would have never ever written in, if she was smoking hot she would have at least linked you too facebook…
Ok, here’s the plan. Feits is going to stop begging for pics and put his “serious journalist” hat on. You will arrange a meeting with this girl on the understanding that she will give you head and you will describe the experience on the Stool, no holds barred. If she is fat or ugly, you will say so in your blog. But her identity will be protected. How can she turn down a deal like this?
feitelberg, what kind of amateur are you? Use the email address that they’re emailing you from and go to FB and “search for your friends” via the email option. If this person is legit (which they are not) then they probably use their main email. In which case is probably linked to their real Facebook page. C’mon, you’re telling me you haven’t tried this yet?
More like a game of cat and pussy.
Summer = dildo sucking dude from earlier today
Whats it like getting turned on by a gay dude?
Hah, definitely not me Natkingcole. I love getting my head pushed down. Sometimes it’s a little much and you end up choking on a cockwich, but for the most part I’m down with it.
she is definitely a fat slob, or she would have sent it. just end this charade and accept that she is a pig.
Jeez, what a golden opportunity for Summer. Once the bruises heal from Rexisfat’s ass pounding, I’ll submit a vivalastool album.
Summer should’ve known to include the pic with the original email (for the purpose of her own credibility). Any Smoke that comes on this site knows what its about. SMUT PEDDLING! i was convinced when I read the email blog yesterday that “Summer” was a dude, but the sheer fact that money and/ or free blackout tickets still wont lead to a photo is basically a 100% confirmation that “Summer” is either a dude or some butt ugly fat chick.
I know that was sleezy but its friday.
100% chance Summer’s a guy.
Do it Kris
My vote is fat chick. And do it kris10, DO IT!
It is beyond funny that the Chive gets tons of girls sending in their pics in lingerie without their faces covered, yet barstool cant get any girls.
wow gaystoolie swings for the fences yet again, A+ .. this chick clearly loves attention. my advice, stop giving it to her. works 101 out of 100 times.
kris10 will you marry me
The commenters on the stool are so miserable and pick apart women in ways that is downright flamboyantly gay. THAT is why women don’t send pics to the stool.
http://thechive.com/2012/08/24/ladies-with-lovely-lips-37-photos/
Read the comments on that… all respectable, honest and positive. Guaranteed this would never happen here.
kris10, i gotta get a glimpse of those warlocks
Thank you for sending me to the chive. Look what I found! UN FUCKING REAL!!
http://thechive.com/2012/08/22/this-chivette-should-own-the-patent-on-the-underboob-24-hq-photos/
And for the record, it seems like there are plenty of Stoolies commenting over there. Like, “Nevermind the underboob, can I mind that fantastic Gap!”
This is clearly a dude fucking around.
Entertaining in a creepy kind of way, but nonetheless “Summer” has a cock.
I had to create an account just so I could call Feitelberg an idiot. Everything about this “chick” is fake, including her vagina.
If by “cat” you mean you, and by “mouse” you mean box of Kleenex, well, yes.