Super Bowl XLVI and Schrodinger’s Cat
In 1935, a group of scientists led by Einstein published a theory of quantum mechanics known as the Copenhagen Interpretation. In it, they posited the theory that in a quantum equation with various possible outcomes, all the results exist simultaneously in an indefinite state. And it is not until the results are measured by an observer do they collapse into one definite state. A contemporary of theirs, Edwin Schrodinger countered their theory with a paradoxical thought experiment. He imagined a cat placed in a sealed box with one decaying atom and a Geiger counter attached to a diabolical device. If the decayed atom is read by the Geiger counter, the cat dies. By the Copenhagen logic, Schrodinger argued, to the observer outside the box, the cat is both dead and alive at the same time.
THIS what I can’t get out of my head this morning. I can’t watch the Super Bowl preview shows. I almost had a stroke watching NFL Playbook break down the game. Jaws and Hogey showed clips from the ’08 Super Bowl and I started having ‘Nam flashbacks. Friends and family are calling and texting and it takes all my will to reply. I’m Red from Shawshank, I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I have to think I’m not the only one this stressed out, am I? I mean, we’ve faced this situation before, but I can’t think the stakes have been this high, ever. Either the Pats lose and an entire nation of Patriots-haters bathe in their blood and elevates Eli Manning to legend status. Or the Pats win and Brady and Belichick sit alone at the top of the all time football pyramid. It’s Footballmageddon. And what’s freaking me out right now is that as we speak, both outcomes exist simultaneously. The Patriots Dynasty is both alive and dead and it won’t be one or the other until the end of the longest day of my life. Can we just get through Kelly Clarkson and kick the damned ball off already? @JerryThornton1


Yeah, this makes zero sense. Thanks, Jerry.
One of the greatest blogs about tonight I’ve seen.
its time to play the music. its time to light the lights
The cat is dead.
I feel like I’m a second from puking all over the living room, or a second from jumping so high I leave a head shaped dent in the ceiling. Never been more nervous or excited about a game. I think i’ll be a hardo and go rip some bicep curls at the gym in my pats gear for a few hours. Haters gonna hate slaters gonna slate.
anyone else drinking yet?
Easy Sheldon
I feel like a kid on Christmas eve if Christmas eve meant there was a 50/50 chance santa would either give me presents or burn my house down
sometimes when i puke i shit
A plus blog Jerry. I have been freaking out all morning. I,too was watching Playbook and had to turn it off. I tried to go on Twitter-stressed me out more. I’m glad you blogged this-misery loves company. Is it 6:20 yet? GoPats
…of course losers are already crapping themselves with an acid reflux chaser; you laid the three. Later today you’re gonna lose the bet, the game and the rest of your shit, so have fun with that.
Just cannot decide what’s best: Patsies stumble out of the tunnell, come out flat, never have a chance from early-on and get blown out; or having that all important false sense of entitlement, leading early in 4th qtr before having defeat smacked into the mush of victory, crushing their dreams late. Whichever breaks more hearts & makes more little kids cry themselves to sleep tonight is fine by me. Go Blue
Sinker- yaaaa boyy!!………I have a problem with alcohol
Fuck therealbuckfoston.
How sad/pathetic does one’s life have to be to sign up to a Boston based blog just to post poorly written troll attempts?
best blog of the year so far jerry. from a giants fan.
therealbuckfoston, was that meant to be funny in some way? What the fuck was that?
The “Copenhagen Interpretation” is the biggest load of horseshit I’ve ever seen. And this is coming from someone who watched The State of the Union.
If Jack Edwards wrote blogs, this is what they would look like.
A+ blog Jerry
YOUR GONNA BURN THORNTON, YOUR DREAMS ARE GONNA FUCKING BURN MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BIG BLUE BIG BLUE! BIG BLUE MOTHER FUCKER. ITS TIME TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF TOM BRADY!
Listen up, smarten up, and shut up barstoolsports!!! Today is the leading day out of the year for domestic violence and also very high statistic coinside with fatial drunk driving accidents and successfull suicides rates. How dare you glorify such a evil day? Are you all that self absorbed in your own fanfare to see the carnage in society that goes on day in and day out? Please take a stand and join us on our movement to abolish barstoolsports!!!!!
This site is run by lotus lowest life form on the face of this planet!!!! DAVID PORTNOY, a superficial man who endorces rape… He should consider himself lucky to have not suffered the horrors of sexual abuse. To not have to tuck his daughter into her bed knowing that she has been violated and had her innocence taken from her prematurely. Instead of supporting the people in this world who have suffered such an intolerable fate, he turns his giant nose up at them and makes light hearted comments towards the subject matter!!!
Well David, I warned you… I told you to grow up… You didn’t listen!!! Now you will pay the greatest price, you will not only lose your precious kingdom that you build but you will be losing all the riches that came with it. Including the support of your closes friends and family!!! Including your pretty wife (who might I add, is filing for devorce) who you dismiss and continue to insult by flaunting your infadelity!!! Growupportnoy!!! I told you the end was near… I told you…
~tkobarstool~
Not this fuckin guy again ^
If Jack Edwards wrote blogs, he’d still be a yellow toothed dick licker.
Is this TKO guy for real?
I am against rape 100%. This is why I just stick to beating off on liberal fat chicks’ faces.
Kay, im calling bullshit bro. Clearly thats a lie. If your reading barstool, you cant be against rape. Thats not the way it works.
“he turns his giant nose up at them”
Almost spit my coffee out and I wasn’t even drinking any
it just sucks that you guys (this is from an Eagles fan) have to play the Giants. 49ers a loss still wouldve sucked, but this… those faggots will never let you hear the end of it. The entire NFL will never hear the end of it. And we’ll all have “eli is an elite qb, better than his brother and brady!” rammed down our throats forever. The crybabies who still use spygate as an excuse will just use this as more ammo against them. You guys need this to shut them up. Oh and funny how all the Jets fans are now Giants fans. So please. For the love of God, Patriots, beat the giants…
Great blog.
Awesome comment, Paul Pierce.
And, TKO, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V354SFzDwMc
Cenlsed yes sir thanks for the support Down tere in philly
Well this is awkward. El Pres is somewhere both hoping the cat is dead and also hoping the Pats win. Can both exist? Oh Jesus I better have another beer.
wtf are you talking about jerry
PP killed it.
GO PATS
cenlsed is clearly an eagles fan
Mom never told me that being a fan of good teams would be bad for my bloodpressure.
Fucking championships… I mean really, how many do we have to win to be happy?
You know how many??? ALL OF THEM EVERY FUCKING YEAR!!! LETS GO PATS!BRAGAWHASAGAHAHW!!!!*drool*
Hey TKO, it’s actually been proven that “The Super Bowl is the #1 domestic violence night of the year blah blah blah” is a bunch of bullshit. Nice try though, you ass goblin.
what did I say? Yo So Fiesta! HHAHAHAHAHAA DIEEE THORNTON!