Swimming Is Dumb As Fuck
So Michael Phelps just won another gold medal once again prompting morons to say he’s the best Olympian of all time. Give me a break. Michael Phelps isn’t the best Olympian of all time. He’s the best swimmer. Huge difference. No other sport can you compete in 383 events a day. Like what’s up with all these different types of strokes? Breast stroke, back stroke, butterfly etc. That’s why swimmers get 9,000 medals. Because their sport is stupid as fuck. It should just be whoever can get from one end of the pool to the other the fastest. Maybe have 3 different distances and a couple relays and call it a day. I don’t care if you swim underwater the whole time, do the doggy paddle or what. Just fucking get there. Swim like a shark is chasing you. That’s all that should matter. Regulating how people move through the pool is ridiculous. It’s like telling sprinters that in certain races they got to hop on one leg. Makes no sense on any level.
You’re a fucking jackass. Nothing worse than a fat jew with a huge nose telling people what’s hard and what’s not hard to do
thanks for the spoiler alert, you piece of shit.
Well, there isn’t the backpedaling event or the side shuffle event. They just have the “go really fucking fast”. And calm down Kenny, I am a soccer fan and sift through all the criticism and my sport at least has 6 Billion people that enjoy it. No one likes swimming otherwise people would watch more than once ever 4 years.
he isnt saying that swimming isnt hard just that the reason phelps has the most medals of any olympian is that swimming has way more opportunities for medals. if basketball had 5 on 5, 3 on 3, 1 on 1, 3 point contest, and dunk contest maybe itd be MJ, but bball players can only win 1 medal per olympics
Agreed. If they want other types of swim races (like hurdles in track or slalom in skiing) they should put shit in the pool to swim around or under. Obviously an event that involved swimming as far as possible underwater on one breath would be pretty sweet…just athletes passing out and drowning like in Seals training. But you are spot on with the current format.
Gymnastics is the worst team comp individual All around then all the single
Events for golds
I’ve been fucking saying this for years. Fuck Michael Phelps
cool, now that you fucked up my night, i guess i can go ahead and head over to espn.com again now. fuckin tard.
Shit, I agree with pres on something for once. Guess it’s time to go kill myself.
I agree. Usain Bolt would dominate the shit out of people in the 100m backwards sideways and on his hands, but those aren’t events. Swimming is the worst
And fuck Ryan Lochte. Dudes a big bitch
What a joke. Alexander Karelin won nothing but Gold in the worlds and olympics for over a decade. He had a several year span where no one scored a single point on him. Phelps… massive vag.
Lameburgers…Gabby Douglas won the individual all-around too…spoiler city in this bitch!
are you just saying swimming sucks becasue your parents just threw you in the pool while they devoured latkes and challah in the living room and let your scrawny weak ass drown on a weekly basis?
@memphis I agree. Lochte turned out to be the biggest fucking loser/disappointment of the Olympics. I’m glad Phelps beat his ass. ”Rivalry” terminated. By the way swimming is more boring than your typical Kneel blog.
Usain Bolt is free to compete in the long jump, the 1600, the 800, hurdles, javelin, there are FAR more track and field events than swimming events…but we all know the real best athlete in the world is whoever wins the Decathlon
swimming is one of the best events .. although you big nose jewish pos probably likes to watch womens weightlifting
Who the fuck needs spoiler alerts for the goddamn Olympics?
We watched your video when you attempted to swim. No one cares what you say on the matter
so people got on Pres because he blogged about Phelps hours after the race, now we got on him for blogging it right after it happens?
Pres is just mad swimming doesn’t have a “Nose Stroke” race, in which Jews would dominate.
If your avoiding espn, why the fuck are you on barstool SPORTS?
well im done with barstool. it just jumped the shark. or swam around it. el prez nose as a rudder.
Win 8 gold medals in anything, then we’ll talk you clown
@cam newton because on most days sports won’t be part of 90% of the posts? but that aside, yea, swimming is fun to watch once every 4 years but they do kinda get a bullshit amount of shots at medals.
bunch of swimmer fags here
its like telling sprinters they have to go over these little barriers in their way… oh wait…. hurdles…
a piece of shit blogger with no athletic ability commenting on an olympian. yea swimmers get more chances than anyone else so the numbers are kind’ve skewed. “regulating how people move through the pool is ridiculous” is up there with one of your most idiotic statements ever. like other people have said, track has different distances, hurdles, etc. different strokes in swimming require different skills, different distances dictate how you pace yourself. i’m not a swimmer and dont play any sports, so i avoid being an idiot like you by commenting on what’s difficult, what the rules should be, etc when you dont know much about anything really
@jackofspades I actually got pissed when I read your gymnastics spoiler. That definitely makes me a “faggit.” Also, well played.
God you swimmers are sensitive homos. You know I can walk faster than you can swim, right? Just admit that what you really like is shaving your body hair and being close to naked men. You could only be gayer if you joined crew. Not that there’s anything wrong with pole smoking if that’s your thing.
I can’t believe that people give a fuck about any Olympic sports. In the digital age, I can’t believe that these events can’t be watched live. People bitching about spoiler alerts are pretty pathetic.
If there was a Gay Olympics, swimming would be right behind badminton.
Phelps has 9 more Olympic medals than Lochte and is actually the younger of the two. Yet all of a sudden there is all this hype about Lochte…
que the el pres flopping around in a pool saying he can beat phelps video.
garuntee if phelps was from boston, el pres would be suckin phelps cock and goin on and on about how awesome boston athletes are. your such a fuckin hypocrite. your just jealous your a fat jew who cant swim 50meters without being exhausted.
it would be like if we made fun of el prez’ nose and then called him a big jew- that would be completely redundant
I actually enjoy watching the Olympics until you blog about it all day and tweet about it all day. It’s like the same fucking blog/tweet everytime. This sport sucks, this is so easy blah blah blah. If its so fucking easy why isn’t your fat, big nosed Jew ass winning all these gold medals? in your eyes your the best at everything but in reality your a fucking unathletic goof.
Sorry for the rant
BRA-FUCKING-VO!!!!!! AMEN!!!! Anyone defending swimming – seriously – shut the fuck up. Pres – you are DEAD. FUCKING. ON. Greatest Olympian ever???? PFFFTT!!!!!! Get the fuck out of here. Carl Lewis? Jim Thorpe? Jesse Owens? Edwin Moses? That Fat Bitch Who Iced Out The Shotguns? Michael “Eddie The Eagle” Edwards???
^^^Murray, i’m not really defending swimming cause i could give a fuck about it but since when is running and jumping any more difficult than swimming?
Do you mean like when the sprinters have to jump hurdles? Or have to run different distances? Your point was terrible you fucking Jew wombat.
Do you mean like when the sprinters have to jump hurdles? Or have to run different distances? Your point was terrible you fucking Jew wombat.
Otwisted – not sure what your point is? I was just agreeing that swimming should be like running events – how fast can you get from Point A to Point B across a given distance. Not “How fast can you get from Point A to Point B while hopping on your left leg”
that’s all.
Murray I guess my point is you put Carl Lewis and Edwin Moses up as the greatest olympic athletes but not Phelps. They basically do the same thing except one on land and one in the water.
He looks like Corky.
If some guy had within 10 medals of Phelps I would probably agree with you…
Ok – I get your point. I just think that having – at say, 100M, 4 DIFFERENT EVENTS – is ridiculous. So Phelps can get 4 medals at the same distance. Lewis gets one. which goes back to the point – how fast can you run or swim from A to B??
why am I arguing? I don’t give a shit about the olympics. I’m just boozing tonight. I just want to see the men’s 100, 200 and 400. That’s all.
Of course he hates swimming,have you seen his “swimming” video.
This site is starting to get fucking boring. Literally the only reason I go to this site now is for the smokes. Your writing sucks and your posts are so predictable these days. Get your shit together!
Swimmers have to be the most butthurt wannabe stoolies ever. Like you just point out the obvious that there are 10 billion fucking swimming events, and they all RAGE. Also Murray, there’s more than 4 at 100 meters, you’re forgetting the relay legs of 100 meters.
Swimmers are athletes, but their medal count is definitely padded out the asshole. Pres, we need an olympic medal value chart. Like everyone knows the Decathalon is #1, and the 100m sprint and basketball are definitely up there, and dressage is fucking last as last can get, but what’s in between? Is a judo gold worth more or less than a swimming relay? Should a team handball gold get more pussy than an extreme canoeing medal?
Dumbest blog to date. What the fuck is this kid blathering about?
everyone that hates on pres is a fag. dont read it then. and two swimming does suck
Turns out there are 15 running events versus 17 swimming events. There are 24 overall track and field events. Taking into consideration that a lot of these running stars usually do well at atleast 1 of the 3 jumping events, I have to call bullshit on the hate you’ve all been giving phelps.
He’s won Multiple golds at 100, 200, and 400. Show me a sprinter who has done that.
@Lameburgers & @presmoobs – what do you think the other 10% of the blogs will be about during the Olympics? Clown move bro.
Swimming sucks. When do we add Jarts, Croquet and Sack races to the Olympics?
I wouldn’t say Phelps is a douche, but I would agree that calling him the best athlete of all time is ridiculous. Making that distinction based on how many medals someone has won only makes you look like a fool. Also, butthurt swimmer stoolies need to change their collective tampons.