Taylor Swift Says Hello
I’ve been getting lots of pictures of Stoolies holding Viva La Stool signs at the Taylor Swift concert the last 24 hours. Well Matt Brown just upped the ante by getting one with Taylor Swift holding a Viva La Stool sign herself. I got to be honest. I didn’t see this one coming. Didn’t think we’d Stoolify Taylor Swift. Looks like I underestimated Matt Brown though. Seriously the fact that Manzo and Sales Guy are on payroll and this kid isn’t may be one of the great travesties of all time. He is just murdering the Viva La Stool stuff for us.
PS – Taylor Swift looks so good here I thought she was fake for a second.
this is awesome
Matt Brown getting things done.
TSHIRT!
Taylor Swift looks delicious here. Pres, buddy of mine owns a surf shop in SF called San Francisco Surf Company. http://facebook.com/sfsurf If you weren’t balls deep in t-shirts i’m sure he’d send you one, him and all my friends here in NorCal are huge Stoolies. Viva La Stool!
Great stuff.
And Pres, you’re the only degenerate who can’t spell “ante”.
The look on her face…….I wanna fuck it.
I would subject myself to only reading Manzo blogs if I could marry this chick.
And I agree, 135% chance this chick is 1) a freak in the sack and 2) probably a total bitch in person.
this is awesome…just casually holdin the sign.. newfound respect for her
And Matt forget the fucking sign dude, come on she’s single, get her to give you a bj or something. Rookie move here going for publicity.
I’m not a huge fan of her, but she looks sexy as all hell in this pic.
There has to be a “Ball Don’t Lie” shirt somewhere in that dungeon you call an office. This kid is incredible.
While you are at it, give Taylor one as well. The kid in the B’s shirt gets nothing and likes it.
signed,
Judge Smails
Looks like she bought a BSS hat too. Yep, that’s a confirmed pinkhat.
Her feet don’t even look like they’re touching the ground. Fucking photo-shopped! Pretty good one though.
can we elect this kid El VicePresidente? I feel like if Portnoy croaks, this kid is the most capable to carry on the stool legacy.
Matt Brown is approaching legend status. Kid is grabbing life by the balls, nothing but respect Matt Brown. Keep doing you son.
Besides not being able to move ever again, what has this kid done?
Matt Brown might be the most inspiration figure in Boston right now.
What’s with the different colored shoes? She looks like an asshole
Kid is too cool to accept my FB request that bastard…
Regardless, he is crushing life. Thats one pink hat (Tswift) who i could actually stand.
I want what Matt Brown is drinking and I want a double
Haha love this kids swag! Matt brown in, Manzo out!
fuck taylor swift she looks like a cat and shes probably a cunt i hate her
She’s a surfboard
El Pres you should ban soxfan684 for that comment and im not even kidding. fucking CUNT
^seconded
the motion passes
soxfan684..Matt is 10 times the man you could ever be so go fuck yourself twice
and pres…next t-shirt you gotta donate 100% of it to Matt or research for spinal cord injury
oh fuck this kid’s a legend. and hit me up taylor
ok…what soxfan684 said was terrible horrible outrageous unacceptable blah blah blah…but it was also fucking hilarious and if you actually read that and got angry or upset you’re a faggot…it was inappropriate in the best possible way…we all know Matt Brown kills it, but even Matt Brown would have laughed at what soxfan said…and if Matt Brown didn’t laugh then Matt Brown is an asshole…funny is funny, you all need to relax
oh and Taylor Swift is a fucking smoke…old school sexy
jackofspades I can appreciate humor of all kinds but there isn’t anything remotely funny about that comment. kill yourself
oh I get it…what soxfan wrote as a joke is worse than you telling me to kill myself for real? nice priorities asshole
Oh yeah I was definitely telling you to kill yourself for real. Grow up dude, I’m just saying there are certain things you just don’t joke about. And I could let it pass if it was even a little bit funny. But how that could make anyone laugh is beyond me.
I want to tea bag her while she hums
well thank god you don’t decide what’s funny, because by your definition if anyone is offended by anything it can’t be said…nice fascist rule of thumb…you don’t get to dictate what’s appropriate or not, nobody does…nobody has the right NOT to be offended
and this wouldn’t have even been an issue if people just said, “fuck soxfan that’s messed up” but you wanted him fucking banned…dude that’s about as unamerican as it gets…speak your mind and we’ll try and silence you? really? nice ideals
I try to only get political on here when Im shitfaced. so, can everyone shut the fuck up, call soxfan an asshole, and move on?
impressive sir
INTERNET FIGHT!!!!! fuck all of you
On a related note though, I would do the unholiest things to Taylor Swift
Matt Brown, Stoolie of the Year!
Mortal Lock!
PS.. that dress would look better on my bedroom floor.
Fuck her and dump her. Then by the end of the summer you have to listen to her on every radio station cackling about how you broke her heart and you’re an asshole
Can we ban jackofspades for being a homo and using the phrase “fascist rule of thumb”.
I love everything about this photo.
Don’t they have remedial spelling classes for future Rear Admirals at Annapolis?
i have on good authority that she loves anal, in order to keep her “virginity” til shes marries
Fake.
Guys, Soxfan is an asshole. He’s also totally wrong. Matt’s come up with a couple huge gets already. That said Matt, I think you need to bring this shit up a level and get all sorts of freaky, just to prove what an assclown Soxfan is. You vs. Travis Roy in a wheelchair fight for charity.
Okay southie you can’t drop that bomb and walk away from the wreckage. What have you got?
Oh and I would be happy to oblige in her quest to keep her virginity until she marries. Just sayin.
I will give this kid props for being able to smile through all this shit he has had to go through. Some of you cunts get so emotional on here though when it was clearly just a joke in poor taste. Lighten the fuck you pussies.
Where is this? his house……..
Marry Me Taylor
Listen soxfan684, who do you think you are? You’ll never face anything that Matt Brown has. He’s been through hell and back and continues to fight to walk again. You may walk around, but you sure as hell have no where near the strength and pride Matt Brown has. You’re a weak ass excuse for a redsox fan. Have some respect and watch what you say. He’s a close friend of mine and many people, he deserved to meet Taylor Swift, just like you deserve to go to hell. VIVA LA STOOL
JSB I believe that Pink hat is the much sought after Matt Brown #3 Pink Hat he probably gave her as a gift since he is nothing but class, and kmbruinsfan this the VIP meet and greet at her concert. With all due respect to freedom of speech Soxfan684 please keep in mind words cannot be taken back and despite any intent of humor, this young man’s life was changed in the blink of an eye. With that said his courage and grace in the face of adversity has touched over 42.5 thousand fans on FB, his injury and his resilience has reached across the world… Hockey teams in Greece are fans and American Soldiers in Afghanistan held a hockey fundraiser for him, he has brought awareness to Spinal Cord Injuries. So please just keep in mind a teenager’s feelings, he is one amazing kid who HAS made a HUGE difference! BTW Matt is one of the funniest kids in the world!
I want to father her children. Luv her