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   by VoiceofReason on November 12, 2012 at 6:29 pm

   Great nickname and the game to back it up.
   He’s getting more ass than a toilet seat.

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   by firefeiter on November 12, 2012 at 6:32 pm

   dont act like you knew who ryan swope was prezzy

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   by revnathanhortonheat on November 12, 2012 at 6:35 pm

   What the fuck is up with today’s smoke? Goddamnit. If a broad send you pics and there’s no skin, you send that shit back. She can destroy a tight dress. Congratulations, but those pics don’t do much.

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   by EZBreezey2222 on November 12, 2012 at 6:44 pm

   this is why college football sucks dick (aside from no playoff system) – you beat the #1 ranked team in the regular season and these people celebrate like the team won themselves a national championship. no, you won a regular season game and still have zero shot at winning the title. stop stealing pages from the Jets fans’ playbook

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   by jacobysucks on November 12, 2012 at 6:47 pm

   rev you serious? that chick might be hottest smoke of all time

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   by ilovebarstoolsports on November 12, 2012 at 6:50 pm

   i’m fortunate enough to come home to a looker every night, but i’m still semi-hating swope and johnny football for being ugly as fuck and still pulling hot chicks at a rate i’ll never touch.

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   by @KingBlackDude on November 12, 2012 at 11:53 pm

   Cool story Dro, please tell it again.
   Follow me @KingBlackDude

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   by rolltideroll67 on November 12, 2012 at 6:53 pm

   If i have to see this kid in his God damn Scooby Doo costume one more time I might move to Belize and plug bath salts in my ass

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   by davey pageviews giant beak on November 12, 2012 at 6:58 pm

   Ryan Swope has the charisma of a young Neil.

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on November 12, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    et tu, BD?

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    by Whit Eboy on November 13, 2012 at 4:23 am

    Really?? Not a single person is going to mention he looks exactly like that little freak from The Middle?
    http://www.parade.com/images/-v5/celebrity/2011/1106/main-atticus-shaffer.jpg
    I’ll be awaiting my check in the mail

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    by jmc00 on November 13, 2012 at 12:20 am

    Better get use to Ryan Swope. Patriots will be using their 1st 2nd rounder (the one they get for trading out of the 1st round) and taking Swope if they can’t get Amendola or get Welker to sign the deal they want.

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    by Boo Radley on November 13, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    Go milk a cow? I thought you were a good ol boy now, and youre throwing out those lines?

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