Texas Man Is Allegedly So Drunk, Cops Have To Hold His Head up For Mugshot
HUMBLE, Texas—A man arrested outside a bar in Humble early Thursday had so much to drink, police had to actually hold his head up just to snap his mug shot. Sean Carl Payne, 35, was charged with public intoxication. Humble police arrested Payne outside Shamrock’s Bar and when they got him to jail, he was so drunk he had to have assistance being booked in.Police had to hold Payne’s head steady just so they could take his picture.
I have nothing to add to this blog. The picture stands alone. The picture stands alone.


Those eyes see nothing.
He looks like he just saw Renee naked.
barbaric
Louie louie louie loooowaaaaaaayayyyy…
Question…before Stool bloggers hit the “submit” button, do they ever check to see if someone else already posted the EXACT same story? I have to guess not, since the amount of duplicate and triplicate posts keeps adding up. Can’t believe Prez is getting sloppy seconds from Neil on this.
Like I wonder if they thought it might be a good idea to maybe take him to the hospital. Like he’ll still be guilty of a crime when he sobers up. Like leave it to Texas to take a guy who’s passed out and hold up his head for a mug shot and not even consider giving him medical treatment.
POLICE BRUTALITY!
You’re ripping off of Neil now. You fucking suck you jew-bag
@neilsux…hey…retard…it’s called a supersite..that’s why you see them all..it’s also called the internet…ask your mom to bring down milk and cookies when she comes to show you how to use it…some of us only visit one site and don’t really give two shits about lackluster bloggers, or goings on outside of our great state of Massachusetts. Fuck off and go back to sucking on Neil’s taint
@neilsux You mean someone already posted this today? That never happens on the Stool. And here I thought I had just hit the “Barstool Throwback” button by mistake.
He looks like he just saw Renee naked.
question: why is ‘neilsux’ such a fucking D bag?
He 100% just went to a Black Out party. Missed a potential plug right there.
Bartenders hold me up like that all the time
shit is fucking funny