(HoustonPress) – PasDoctor Geronimo is back at it this week. the Lufkin man, whose “white man’s name” is Douglas Paul McCoy, has filed a ten-page “public notice” explaining his recent actions, calling for permission to smoke all the weed he wants, seeking redress for numerous grievances, announcing a run for the United States presidency, and rattling off a wished-for guest-list for a birthday orgy to take place tonight in his purpose-built “tepee/tent-residence.” “Public servants are hereby notified of an anticipated birthday party to occure at my tepee/tent-residence on February 2, 2012, through February 3,” Geronimo thunders. He adds that he hopes to obtain the use of a large tepee, because he has a good-sized guest list. And he’s horny. Really horny. “It is important to note,” he continues, “I have not been intimate with a female companion since February 2, 2010, nor have I played with myself during that time.” Therefore, he desires the company of “at least twelve (12) intelligent and beautiful women for this overnight birthday extravaganza.” He says that these women should also “feel free to invite a friend or two” to the tepee/tent-residence.

How can you read this and not envy PasDoctor Geronimo? The guy is living the dream. He plays by his own rules. Yeah he’s such a lunatic it makes you wonder if he’s even a real person but he doesn’t know that. What do you do with your life? You run the rat race. Wake up every morning and eat your boring breakfast then go to your boring job and come home to your boring apartment and watch boring TV then you get up and then you die. What does PasDoctor do? He files public notices and smokes all the weed he wants, runs for President and doesn’t jerk-off for two years leading up to some massive birthday fuckfest extravaganza in his tepee/tent-residence. If that’s crazy then we should all be so lucky.