That Guy Who Clotheslined A Kid Off A Lawnmower Then Tebowed In His Face Has Now Killed Himself
NEW CASTLE — A man accused of imitating an NFL quarterback in prayer has killed himself, authorities say. David Edward McCosby, 53, of 4145 Wiley Lane was found fatally shot yesterday at McConnell’s Mill State Park, according to state police. Officers responded to a call from the parking lot at Hell’s Hollow in the park, off Shaffer Road in Slippery Rock Township, about 6:45 a.m. yesterday. Deputy Coroner Sam A. Teolis told the New Castle News today that McCosby called 911 prior to killing himself. Earlier this week, Shenango Township police said they were charging McCosby with an incident Aug. 27, where he allegedly assaulted a teen who was cutting grass in his yard along Hollow Road. After the assault, police said McCosby knelt in prayer, as if imitating NFL quarterback Tim Tebow.
I guess I’d kill myself too if I was a year behind internet trends. Nonetheless, it’s always tough to lose a great one in their prime. And make no mistake about it, David McCosby was one of the greatest internet stories on 2012. Clotheslining a kid of a riding lawnmower then Tebowing on him was legendary. Then came the great reveal of the mugshot and we were awestruck. And now the book closes with a fatal bullet through the skull. It’s a dark day but I’m sure McCosby’s family will sleep a little easier knowing that legends never die. His ancestors will be able to read his tales from here until the end of time at www.barstoolsports.com.
PS – this guy was only facing a simple assault charge right? What’s that, a $50 fine? Who kills themselves over that? I’m guessing McCosby did it because he had some skeletons in his closet that would have turned up during the investigation. And if you look at that mugshot, it’s pretty easy to guess what those would be.
Its to bad. He had a product launch next weel. It was a “Jump to Conclusions” mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor… and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
^One line would have sufficed.
Like Costanza, McCosby’s going out on a high note.
Sandusky would even pass on some showering horseplay with this creepshow.
Guy was photographed at a Foam party.
They should just get it over with and have him wear a Tebow jersey in his casket
Fuck that Sandusky would be the Hawk to his Animal any day
I was thinking more “that’s my red stapler” dude
hahahahahahahahaha
SSA ftw. Hey David, when u gonna follow in Mr McCosbys footsteps?
If I had to read Neil’s blog all day long, I’d kill myself too.
The more I look at the guy he could be one of the “Bob’s” from Office Space as well.
his skeletons were actual skeletons
Feebleberg, how is your aim?
See what happens when you blaspheme Tebow, he SMITE yo ass
I told you before, some sweet chin music would have kept this sub par lawn mowing fool quiet, and then McCosby goes on his way continuing to right the wrongs of the world. Now the sweet prince sleeps.