That Was A Pussy Ass Earthquake
Social media is abuzz right now with everybody saying we just got earthquaked and shit. Huh? That’s an earthquake? I didn’t even fucking feel it. Like if that’s an earthquake then I guess I’m god damn near indestructible. Just pissed all over that earthquake. Literally didn’t even know it fucking happened. That’s how you know you just kicked an earthquake’s ass inside out. Now I’m going to go buy an ice cream cone just to celebrate my invincibility. Pussy ass earthquake. Get off me!
your nose must have been weighing you down
surprised your lap top battery didn’t fall out again.
Some meteorologist you are…
“My nose tells me when its raining.” – Pageviews.
utsh get me two!!! fuck the eathquake
You’re too old for this shit prez.
You probably didn’t notice with the vibrator up your ass.
of course not, you were the fucking epicenter. Next time cover your nose when you sneeze!!! Might take out the entire Northeast if your not careful portnose
Also fairly certain Dannyboy Canes just died in that earthquake.
i felt that shit. shit’s gonna have to come harder than that! fucking hardo!!!
I’d die in that earthquake for having my way for 1 minute with Isabella from UCONN
Dannyboy can please confirm or deny survival of Earthquakegate 2012
Hey cheesedick, how about something about sports? Did you even know the NHL has a hope of returning today? Or are you just going to talk about soap suds and facebook statuses all fucking day?
The only thing I noticed about this blog was that it was literally a copy and paste job of all of your hackjob-kikish buzzwords and phrases. Your schtick is old PageJews.
zumba chick just added 100 more names to the list
how drunk are you
Jew joke #1, Jew joke#2, does it ever get old? Yes.
-your friend,
Non Jew
You were probably so nose deep in your sheckles that you didn’t even realize it happened.
Davey Pageviews gonna pageview.
Pageviews sneezed
That photo makes you look like you have a big dump in your pants
Somewhere Renee sadly shakes her head realizing the earthquake was just like sex with you….it’s over in seconds and she didn’t even feel anything.
Dannyboy Cane doesn’t break one iota for earthquakes.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news…but Dannyboy Cane was eaten by a bear…again!
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57533364/alaska-man-killed-partially-eaten-by-brown-bear/
what about hair plugs falling out?
Are you sure you didn’t just sneeze? That mountain on your face could rock a whole country.
Are you sure you didn’t just sneeze? That mountain on your face could rock a whole country.
Are you sure you didn’t just sneeze? That mountain on your face could rock a whole country.
Are you sure you didn’t just sneeze? That mountain on your face could rock a whole country.
I think cocoapuffs want to make sure you didn’t just sneeze.
PRES I got a choco taco to celebrate
“Did that earthquake get its dick stomped in or did that earthquake get its dick stomped in?”