The Antichrist is Born!
CHARLESTON, W.Va (FOX 25 / myfoxboston) - A kitten recently born in West Virginia is turning some heads, mainly because of the spectacle it’s making with its own special head. The newborn, called Two-Face, is living up to its name by literally having two faces. Two-Face was born in a litter with five brothers and sisters but it is the only one with four eyes and two noses. Most animals born with this condition do not survive very long, but Two-Face seems to be beating the odds.
That settles it! I’m packing up my shit and getting the fuck out of dodge. Yup just moving as far away from any major cities as possible. Because if this isn’t a sign of the apocalypse than I don’t know what is? I mean a fucking cat with two heads? It’s the Devil himself. And born on the same day as the beginning of the World Cup? Yikes.
Too late…our country already elected a two-faced demon to the highest office
it’s getting out of Dodge* ya fuckin fanook
Apparently this kitten was not officially born until Pres became aware of its existence.
“Too late…our country already elected a two-faced demon to the highest office”
Yeah, we do it every four years.
so this mutant has 18 lives right?
I love it, another dig at Soccer. Keep it up!
PS: 120IQ and the rest of you fuckers, you did it, you talked a skeptic into it. I promise I am going to watch the USA vs England match, and give it a fighting shot to see if I am entertained. If I am singing “Ole, ole ole ole” by (what the fuck is it, halftime? Second period? no idea how they divide the games up) I will admit I was wrong.
i think it is doublely cute!
The-Viking said: { Jun 11, 2010 – 10:06:54 }
It’s about supporting your country, you fucking commie.
You want to compare medals sometime Angel? See where my support for my country is? Calling me a commie if pretty comical.
Angel:
Agreed. You gotta support your country. I don’t care if it’s football or a game of fucking tiddly-winks, you gotta at least want your country to to well (even though I think lampard, rooney, and crouch are going to take a steaming pony loaf all over U.S.’s head).
supporting your country? soccer bores me to tears, so because I don’t watch, I am un-American? dumbest statement ever
Rp:
I respect your opinion, but quote to me where anyone stated “if you don’t watch soccer, you are un-American.”
ironic that what you say is the dumbest statement ever was never a statement to begin with.
…and this is how a post titled “The Antichrist is Born” turns into a soccer debate.
F.D. pretty sure it was when Angel called me a commie and said I have to support my country? Are you having trouble with comrehension?
Pretty sure calling someone a commie because they don’t like soccer is precisely the same thing as calling them un American.
yeah, i’m probably just having trouble “comrehending” that…
Viking, again it’s not about whether you like soccer or not, you should support a team that represents the country you’ve earned medals for.
How does not wanting to watch soccer eqauate to not supporting your country? All of us want the US to win the whole fucking thing, but do we actually have to sit there and watch the games to prove our allegiance to the US?
equate*
Baseball is so fucking boring, but if the US team was playing in one of the biggest tourneys in the world, I’d probably tune in.
Angel, does your patriotism logic also apply to the Olympics?
Olympics, international checkers, competitive eating. Whatever the US is competing for, I’d support it.
Angel, your argument doesn’t make sense. Wanting a team to win and watching a game are not the same thing. Does support = actually tuning in? Can’t I just look at the results after the game?
To me, supporting something means I’d take an actual interest in what it is. Not just checking the score after the fact. It’s sport not day trading.
hey whatever polack sorry I missed a letter. Fucking dink.
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