The Bacon Queen Has Been Announced. I’d Also Like To Announce That I’m Over Bacon
DES MOINES, Iowa — The smell of bacon was in the air Saturday as thousands converged on Iowa’s capital city for an increasingly popular festival celebrating all things connected with the meat.Some people wore Viking hats and others walked around with makeshift snouts for the Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival. The annual event featured more than 10,000 pounds of bacon served in unusual ways, such as chocolate-dipped bacon and bacon-flavored cupcakes and gelato. “I love bacon more than I love my job,” said Katie Nordquist, who was dressed in a tuxedo T-shirt that looked like bacon Saturday for her first time at the festival.
I’m so fucking sick of bacon it’s crazy. I actually like it and I’m about to start boycotting it because it’s gone too mainstream for me. We got Burger King doing bacon sundaes, there’s bacon flavored lube, and bacon lollipops. These are the people who think bacon is the greatest invention in history: disgusting midwesterners. People who wear bacon dresses and think it’s as important as electricity and penicillin. Well I’m over it. Fuck bacon. I’m all sausage, egg and cheese all the time from here on out.

I heard the Bacon Queen takes her bacon ATM.
Fucking Reddit. Just a bunch of fat, nerdy, kids playing videogames and spanking it to breakfast meat.
Feits, you really just took a page from Neil’s play book and wrote the “ha! I’m a contrarian!” Troll blog?
Big surprise someone named Feitelberg would be against bacon.
You’re still a sucker for sausage, though.
Idiocracy!!!
You’re such a hipster.
ya you would choose sasauge fieghtlberer
I’d pork that bacon queen.
When you sub sausage for bacon? That means you have the gay.
aren’t you precluded from eating bacon because its the food of the pagan gods?
great now I can look forward to hipsters ruining bacon for me the same way barstool ruined Figawi weekend
“Bacon is awesome” people are all most as obnoxious as dog owners.
I recently discovered bacon flavored vodka. Makes the best bloody mary’s
What’s the average life expectancy in the midwest? 42?
Bacon – keeping Muslims outta my eateries for 3000 years.
You’re bacon me crazy…impossible
The stool can fight and win many battles, but not against bacon. Don’t do it to yourself
call me when they name the Roast Beef queen.
bacon grease makes the best lube