The Best 20 Minutes of Patriots Porn You’ll See This Week
Move over, Bible. Because we’ve got a new Greatest Story Ever Told, and it’s this Bill Belichick feature. From his beginnings as a coach’s kid running routes for Roger Staubach to the full circle conclusion where he’s soaking in Gatorade with his dad on the sidelines in Jacksonville , it’s cinematic perfection. And bless the NFL Net for including some of my all time favorite Hooded One moments, like him ripping a young Tom Brady in practice, explaining to Marquise Hill how an offense will try to draw him offside when they’re backed up to their own goalline and the moment after the Super Bowl when Rodney Harrison thanks him for believing in them. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go get more Kleenex. And it’s not for drying tears.
Next team of the decade: San Francisco 49ers
Frank Gore, Vernon Davis, Crabtree, Patrick Willis is just the start.
Patchwork Pats will lose in the 1st round of the playoffs again. The glory days are gone fellers…
Go 49ers!!!
where is the section on him cheating?
did he film all this footage?
Hey stupid fuck from the worst state in the country last I heard the 49′ers have Alex Smith as their QB so they’re fucked. So shut the fuck up, thank you.
Tom Brady learned all he did from Joe Montana and Steve Young while he grew up in Norcal watching football as a youth. Thank you…
Oh Yeah,
Go 49ers!!!
NorCal- That is the dumbest statement ever. He didn’t learn anything in high-school, college or the pros about being a qb, right? I watched montana and young as a kid too, somehow i’m not as good a qb as brady.
*of course i never played qb, pussy ass position that it is. LB and kick returner, baby
Yeah no shit where do you think he got his metrosexual side from? Fucking shit state.
So, what about the 49ers being fined and losing draft choices, for violating the salary cap rules back in the DeBartolo/Policy years?
Fuckin’ cheaters.
Who cares about the 49′ers they’re the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NFL.
Osmosis boys and girls. Brady learned his craft by watching the best ever. When he played cream puff teams like the Delhomo Panthers, tired ole Kurt Warner Rams and the McNabb Eagles, he thought of Joe and Steve to help him, I mean Vinatieri win Super Bowl Rings. Pats are old and boring.
Go 49ers!!!
Kballs: that is an amazingly appropriate comparison. I once dated a girl who was a49′s fan. She was a minx, really the only good thing I have to say about the 49′s
Not a Patriots fan – but “Education of a Coach” by Dave Halberstam was a pretty good book about Belichick and his old man.
I want to win a superbowl. You lucky fucks.
How are the fucking 49ers even being talked about right now? Can we talk about how sick that fucking video was?!
norcal- I’m not even a Pats fan and you are annoying me. Shut up
That was awesome.
Also, NorCal is 100% a girl
we need to get this swagger back. show this video in the fuckin locker room at the start of the year, and before every game, and tell me were not gonna win the super bowl this year.
Nice kick varitek
Spending a game week with BB > winning the lottery
….including Lawrence Taylor
I just jizzed myself. That’s fucking awesome. Bring on the new era New England Patriots. Can’t wait until September to talk shit to all you California faggots, who must be high on crystal meth if you think Alex Smith and the niners are going to accomplish squat.
Also keep talking shit about the Pats ‘cheating’ we went undefeated in the regular season during the most scrutinized time period of our championship franchise.
Double also, Tom Brady two years removed from drastic knee surgery…. I need not say more.
See you cocksuckers in 2010
Mortal Lock of the Century:
Pats are watching the 2nd round of the playoffs on their big screen TV’s while they eat hot wings and drink Coors Light.
Go 49ers!!!
That was orgasmic.
NorCalStoolie, I can’t tell if you really think the Patriots will lose in the first round or if you are just trying to cause controversy and upset people.
how do you fucks from from san fran even know what barstool is? And more importantly who makes an account on a boston sports blog just to call b.b. a cheater..?
“who makes an account on a boston sports blog just to call b.b. a cheater..?”
People who don’t realize that literally every team in the league did it and some still do.
Norcal, now you crossed the line!! there’s no fucking way a Pats fan would drink Coor Light!!!
Now that is a story for the ages. Bill is so classy. The Organization is prolific. NE Patriots football is just two years removed from a near perfect season. 2010 is the year ladies and gents.
Norcal stoolie I think I want to curb stomp your fucking face. That was the best patriots video I’ve seen and you come through with the 49′s? are you fucking serious? Go back to the kids table and let the adults talk about real teams.
Move over, Bible…..
What’s up with that? Hatin’ on the Christians or what?
5MinuteMajor, how the hell is that hating on the Christians?