Gawker has raised 50K to buy video of Toronto Mayor smoking crack. Stoolies have raised 17K for me to become mayor http://t.co/wB98vROxCf
8.4 @rwmulvey: @stoolpresidente what do you think the avg. BAC was last night for the rant line? 2.5? 3.0?
Just deposited money into a new Citizens ATM. MIND BLOWN
Fanduel tonight. Giving the ball to Clay. Last call to join and get your ass kicked http://t.co/muqMOuUovB
Nick Saban On Being Called The Devil: “It’s Terribly Disappointing” Am I the only one with tears in my eyes regarding this quote.
ELECTRIC! No other way to describe it. I mean the pomp and pageantry of it all. Every move, every step in perfect harmony and rhythm. This is what indoor windless kiting greatness is all about. To deliver your best performance on the biggest stage at the biggest moment with no wind.. Jubilation indeed…
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Schmo doesn’t know!
How long before this is an Olympic sport?
Attention Big Cat, this guy is wearing cargo pants.
Man Pres, the website is almost unbearable to look at today. Why don’t you rent out your nose for advertising space instead?
Made my sphincter tingle.
Bullshit. This isnt even a top 5 windless indoor kite proformance I’ve seen this hour.
Fuck Spencer Watson.
HEY GUYS WHAT CHANNEL IS THE JOE SCHMO SHOW ON?
The tempo change at 2:10 really brought it home for me. This is the perfect video to watch when things really hit rock bottom….the kid thinks he is Big Meech.
My life doesn’t seem so bad anymore.
so thats what virginity looks like
I smell a kite off… Danny Pageviews v Spencer Watson. This needs to be done, I think Spencer glides his kite in circles around El Prez. Prove me wrong…
I stood and applauded at my desk….BRAVO Sir BRAVO
Excellent choice of music, going with the orchestral verison of “Paint It Black”.
I can’t take this event seriously until the competitors are wearing sequined and suits like figure skaters and gymnasts.
i would rather watch this competition than watch this years superbowl.
this has got to be the biggest panty-dropper sport out there today, just magical work by this kid
breathtaking
on a different note i watched about 5 mins of the kroll show,, almost shot my brains out.
the snatch at 3:45 is the only second worth watching.
Get me a windless kite and I bet I can do that in 1, maybe 2 hours.
Pepper needs new shorts!
I think we need a bigger gym. We’re going to need a bigger gym, right?
that boy good
that boy good……..
They can’t drug test for this competition right?
it touched the ground at least twice. wind or no wind that’s terrible.
Nanker Phelge in the house.
at first I was like oh this is ok, but then the drums hit and he just starts pulling off behind the back shit and starts back peddling, he’s a true champ.
You guys can make fun of him all you want but that was the performance of his life and that kid fuckin nailed it.
This should settle the whole cargo pants debate.
Horrible!!!! WTF Prez
This would be heartwarming if the kid was a blind retard.
Frank the tank would be proud
If it wasn’t for that kite, that boy would we in the back alley of a Kum N Go gas station sipping on Faygo, crying on his hatchet man tattoo, and waiting for the next Insane Clown Posse show to roll through.
Do nerds have some inherent hate for the outdoors?
That was a bazillion times more exciting than Joe Flacco, and I couldn’t wait for it to end.
you could just tell he did something magical at :52 based on the crowds standing ovation
Windless kiting, too? Jeez, Feiterlberg is all sorts of talented.
This video changed my life. Spencer Watson, thanks to you, now I know anything is possible. No more 9-5 for me. I’m going to train for the waterless swimming competition- hoping to make worlds for the underwater waterless breath holding competition!
how pissed does the local basketball squad get when they’re kicked out for kite practice
Can we get a “Wet Floor” sign for the kite mom in the blue sweater?
Does this kid’s straight black swan of airless kiting get him laid?
shockingly portnoy didn’t talk about how much indoor windless kite pussy he slayed in this blog.
Kike Don’t Lie!
Kite*
Tingles….all over my body. Nailed it Spenc.