The Best Interview with a Drunk Driving Mother Ever
I’m on record as having a pretty consistent anti-”slamming into the back of a cop car shitfaced with your kids in the car” stance. And I’ll let my record on the issue speak for itself. That said, I like the cut of Kayla Harper’s jib. She doesn’t make excuses. Doesn’t try to hide behind “innocent until proven guilty.” Or the 5th Amendment. Or her front door either, for that matter. She just looks that reporter straight in the eye and says “Yeah I was drunk and my kids were in the back seat. Period. And I’ve done it before. But there are murders going on and your worried about me driving into a State Trooper?” That’s a total power move right there, no matter what that preachy, Pinkhat MADD lady thinks. I just can’t believe they aired this. I thought if you give and interview on camera and say “This shouldn’t even be on the fucking news” they can’t use it. Especially if you say it’s not cool. That’s a rule, right? It’s a take back. Like when you say “scratch that” or “disregard” and it cancels out whatever you just said. That’s some real sleazy journalism there.
PS. I’ve got a low tolerance for other people’s verbal tics and there’s no doubt in my mind Kayla says “At the end of the day” constantly? That’s a weird expression to begin with, but it’s one you either never use or you use it every other sentence. “At the end of the day” isn’t something you dabble in; it’s a lifestyle. Like drunk driving with your babies in the car. @JerryThornton1

I’ll agree with that, I work at a CPA firm and every person here uses ”At the end of the day…” at least 50 times a day. I just don’t get it.
And our taxes definately pay for that crack shack…
Listen guy: all I’m saying is, at the end of the day, two things will always be true guy. My breath will smell like absolute shit, and Providence will be Providence.
I used to hate when I was a kid and my dad would drive drunk with me in the car, not because of all the trash barrels we would take out or parked cars we would scrape up against but it was the whole drunken “Son i love you” shit the whole way home God dad, shut the fuck up and drunk drive us home.
what should happen: woman is sterilized, has her kids taken away, is never allowed to drive a car again, cut off from all welfare she is already getting
what will happen: she’ll pop out 2-5 more kids (minimum 2 baby daddys), she’ll keep all the rug rats around, she’ll be driving very soon, she’ll continue to get gov’t checks to be nothing but a burden and a danger to everyone around her
A jerry. Last sentence killed it
anyone know where suferhair is, he is pretty cool
It was the last gun in the bullet so to speak.
Otwisted – that made me fucking laugh out loud. Fuck. I remember crawling into the back of the station wagon to repeatedly get my dad more beers out of the fucking cooler. It was a race to see who could get him one the fastest all the way up to NH. ahhhhh………….the good old days.
Williamnot, why is your whore of a mother doin interviews for the news again?
“Can you please not air this because it is not cool” fucking gold
Thorton stop being an asshole and post the Old School clip “I recommend you stop being such a faggot your in the back seat” That was a slam dunk
the southie accent and the picture of tek punching aroids face at the end was a very nice touch
Providence is the dirty taint of New England.
Ha. “Knowwhatimsayin” is another tic black guys use when they try to convince you of some stupid shit they’re saying.
Murray – I can’t stop laughing at you and your peers racing to see who could get the old man a beer first – fucking gold, I think I was in that car as a kid.
If Obama had a sister…
“At the end of the day” is up there with “So what had happened was…”
The best way to ensure your story doesn’t end up on the news is to do an interview with a reporter.
It is not like she was smoking crack or anything. She was only drunk.
bronze – beer me that clip
i am flat BLOWN AWAY at the fact that they were actually able to talk to her.
what are the odds that she would be at home? in the middle of the day?
cant believe she wasnt at work?
How about how the head of MADD has the green monster as her wallpaper
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